Sara
paperbagtime.bsky.social
Sara
@paperbagtime.bsky.social
“Excuse me,” I say to my friends. I exit the restaurant and climb a steep road up to a wooded mountain. It takes hours. From there, I trek up to the highest peak, where no one can hear me, and scream:

“ASTROLOGY ISN’T REAL!”
March 1, 2024 at 6:59 AM
Every month it’s like “Do I want Botox or groceries?” and I always choose groceries and I for one am sick of it
February 16, 2024 at 3:14 AM
I am so, so, so sick of people talking to me about astrology. I’m about to make and wear a shirt that says “stop speaking star lies at me”
February 9, 2024 at 6:46 PM
Time flies when you’re deeply confused about a simple task
February 1, 2024 at 10:33 PM
Shoutout to my local Walgreens teens for making life worth living
January 27, 2024 at 3:57 AM
I am so goddamn stressed out
January 6, 2024 at 6:18 PM
I love living in LA, seriously, but apartment hunting here is a grind
January 5, 2024 at 11:46 PM
“Have a cup of tea, pop some deodorant on and stop thinking”

Some real ass advice for 2024 courtesy of Such Brave Girls on Hulu
January 3, 2024 at 3:20 AM
SNL is the bloated rotting corpse of American comedy
December 23, 2023 at 5:11 AM
Jamie Lee Curtis is a phenomenal actress
December 23, 2023 at 4:58 AM
Willy’s Wonderland is soooooo much better than the Five Nights at Freddy’s movie like damn
December 23, 2023 at 2:50 AM
WHEN WILL PEOPLE STOP COVERING “FAST CAR”

DEAR GOD, PLEASE STOP, THE WORLD IS ALREADY DEPRESSING ENOUGH AS IT IS
December 21, 2023 at 8:06 PM
Hot take Queen Latifah should have let that dude jump in Last Holiday
December 20, 2023 at 2:24 AM
Britney Spears is an important part of any balanced workout routine
December 19, 2023 at 12:36 AM
Love showing up to my friends’ Christmas party just to listen to them bitch about how hard it is to live in LA. So glad I allocated time out of my life to listen to you shit on my dream.
December 17, 2023 at 4:31 AM