Papamametchi
@papamametchi.bsky.social
Hi! I work at the MameMame Research Center.
I make takoyaki and decorate cakes in Tamahiko Town. I don’t put anything gross in your food.
I make takoyaki and decorate cakes in Tamahiko Town. I don’t put anything gross in your food.
Should I keep my NEW PENIS the same size as my old one, or make it Bigger? I’ll ask my Wife.
January 13, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Should I keep my NEW PENIS the same size as my old one, or make it Bigger? I’ll ask my Wife.
I still haven’t found my Penis, And my Wife refuses to have sex with me without it. I think I will, make a NEW PENIS. It will be my greatest Invention.
January 9, 2026 at 10:44 AM
I still haven’t found my Penis, And my Wife refuses to have sex with me without it. I think I will, make a NEW PENIS. It will be my greatest Invention.
So, my Wife SOMEHOW managed to get me a Car. I now have a CAR! Finally, a reason to live! I won’t kill ANYONE with my car this time, Wow! Shoutout to my Wife
January 7, 2026 at 2:32 AM
So, my Wife SOMEHOW managed to get me a Car. I now have a CAR! Finally, a reason to live! I won’t kill ANYONE with my car this time, Wow! Shoutout to my Wife
Another Year of the same old Shit, hear we come! How do I make my Life feel Worth Living in it?! #2026
December 31, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Another Year of the same old Shit, hear we come! How do I make my Life feel Worth Living in it?! #2026
Everyone Forgot to get me a gift. I had to Work on Christmas day. I’m going to sulk, cry, weep, and MORE. You can find me under the covers if you need me. Sad, sad Papa.
December 26, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Everyone Forgot to get me a gift. I had to Work on Christmas day. I’m going to sulk, cry, weep, and MORE. You can find me under the covers if you need me. Sad, sad Papa.
Where the Fuck did my Penis go
December 23, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Where the Fuck did my Penis go
So many Tamagotchi jokes are, simply, “I brought up Tamagotchi in the mid 2020’s. I remember what Tamagotchis are. I’m an adult playing with Tamagotchis. My Tamagotchi died. My Tamagotchi is Annoying.” Repetitive! Boring.
December 19, 2025 at 2:35 PM
So many Tamagotchi jokes are, simply, “I brought up Tamagotchi in the mid 2020’s. I remember what Tamagotchis are. I’m an adult playing with Tamagotchis. My Tamagotchi died. My Tamagotchi is Annoying.” Repetitive! Boring.
Oh. I still Woke up today. Again. No.
December 11, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Oh. I still Woke up today. Again. No.
Turns out There is, still, a BB gun bead up my Ass.
December 7, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Turns out There is, still, a BB gun bead up my Ass.
I’m getting older. My bones keep cracking, FUUUUUUUCK!
December 1, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I’m getting older. My bones keep cracking, FUUUUUUUCK!
Why do the Voices in my head Keep saying I am Schizophrenic. Eye roll!
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Why do the Voices in my head Keep saying I am Schizophrenic. Eye roll!
Happy Birthday to My Amazing, Genius Son, Mametchi! He was born on the same day us Tamagotchi all collectively began existing. Which is proof he is the best, right?
November 23, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Happy Birthday to My Amazing, Genius Son, Mametchi! He was born on the same day us Tamagotchi all collectively began existing. Which is proof he is the best, right?
My Penis is too big… Snip Time…
November 22, 2025 at 6:31 AM
My Penis is too big… Snip Time…
My son Mametchi is STILL Bisexual! I’m panicking, because The last thing I want is for him to be with some JERK! Men, they are evil spirits.
November 17, 2025 at 5:46 AM
My son Mametchi is STILL Bisexual! I’m panicking, because The last thing I want is for him to be with some JERK! Men, they are evil spirits.
I am now working with my buddies at a cake shop! Please come and squeeze your cream all over my cake!
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November 14, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I am now working with my buddies at a cake shop! Please come and squeeze your cream all over my cake!
The Reason why Penis jokes are acceptable but Vagina jokes aren’t…? Because MEN have normalized talking about their genitalia, but GOTCHI FORBID a Woman talk about HER bits. Sorry, we don’t want to hear about your pussy!… But if you don’t like our Dick jokes, you can’t take a Joke! Is this… sexism?
November 10, 2025 at 3:02 PM
The Reason why Penis jokes are acceptable but Vagina jokes aren’t…? Because MEN have normalized talking about their genitalia, but GOTCHI FORBID a Woman talk about HER bits. Sorry, we don’t want to hear about your pussy!… But if you don’t like our Dick jokes, you can’t take a Joke! Is this… sexism?
Just found my old Journals… I had to burn them. For legal purposes.
November 8, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Just found my old Journals… I had to burn them. For legal purposes.
My Wife and I just… did it on the Couch!
I won’t be participating in this year’s “No Nut November”.
November 6, 2025 at 4:21 AM
My Wife and I just… did it on the Couch!
I will not!
I won’t be participating in this year’s “No Nut November”.
November 2, 2025 at 6:27 AM
I will not!
Being a Tamagotchi and checking what Humans are up to is like looking into another world where everything is a Dystopian Nightmare
October 30, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Being a Tamagotchi and checking what Humans are up to is like looking into another world where everything is a Dystopian Nightmare
My name is Papamametchi, Hello!
October 28, 2025 at 5:18 AM
My name is Papamametchi, Hello!
Being as tall as I am, everyone around me is so, Small, and, Very, Cute! !!!!! !!!!!
October 24, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Being as tall as I am, everyone around me is so, Small, and, Very, Cute! !!!!! !!!!!
You’re among them, all merely vermin feeding on the traps he laid just for you, thanking him endlessly for leading you to your Doom… seeing him as some sort of God.
October 21, 2025 at 2:22 AM
You’re among them, all merely vermin feeding on the traps he laid just for you, thanking him endlessly for leading you to your Doom… seeing him as some sort of God.
That would be Myself… perfect in every way Possible. 💙
October 20, 2025 at 6:11 AM
That would be Myself… perfect in every way Possible. 💙