Pantless Canuck
@pantlesscanuck.bsky.social
Tatted Canuck. My citizenship does some heavy lifting for my sometimes questionable social skills. I drug and wake people for a living 🇨🇦
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When I used to drink, I learned that if you’re persistent enough, you can get a Medieval Times cast member to jump off a horse and into the stands to attack you during dinner.
I still only remember every couple weeks that I have this account. I’ll catch up on following y’all back.
Are there boobs here too??
Are there boobs here too??
November 20, 2024 at 9:58 PM
I still only remember every couple weeks that I have this account. I’ll catch up on following y’all back.
Are there boobs here too??
Are there boobs here too??
When I used to drink, I learned that if you’re persistent enough, you can get a Medieval Times cast member to jump off a horse and into the stands to attack you during dinner.
November 11, 2024 at 6:00 PM
When I used to drink, I learned that if you’re persistent enough, you can get a Medieval Times cast member to jump off a horse and into the stands to attack you during dinner.
I just remembered I actually had this account, in case you were wondering how dedicated I am to my social media presence.
March 14, 2024 at 2:15 PM
I just remembered I actually had this account, in case you were wondering how dedicated I am to my social media presence.
“Well my penis is generally rock hard, but highly under-utilized”
- is a sure fire way to shut down a telemarketer who asks “how are you doing?”
You’re welcome.
- is a sure fire way to shut down a telemarketer who asks “how are you doing?”
You’re welcome.
November 19, 2023 at 1:33 AM
“Well my penis is generally rock hard, but highly under-utilized”
- is a sure fire way to shut down a telemarketer who asks “how are you doing?”
You’re welcome.
- is a sure fire way to shut down a telemarketer who asks “how are you doing?”
You’re welcome.
My dog says you should put your tits away. He’s just sayin’
September 15, 2023 at 1:43 AM
My dog says you should put your tits away. He’s just sayin’
How antisocial am I?
I used a kitchen dish brush to brush my teeth today because I didn’t want to leave the house to buy a new toothbrush.
I used a kitchen dish brush to brush my teeth today because I didn’t want to leave the house to buy a new toothbrush.
July 31, 2023 at 8:53 PM
How antisocial am I?
I used a kitchen dish brush to brush my teeth today because I didn’t want to leave the house to buy a new toothbrush.
I used a kitchen dish brush to brush my teeth today because I didn’t want to leave the house to buy a new toothbrush.
My kids are entirely unimpressed over what a big deal I was as a teen at the roller rink.
July 6, 2023 at 2:59 AM
My kids are entirely unimpressed over what a big deal I was as a teen at the roller rink.
Sure sex is great, but have you ever found a specific type of canned tomatoes at the grocery store that you didn’t think you could get anymore??
July 4, 2023 at 9:24 PM
Sure sex is great, but have you ever found a specific type of canned tomatoes at the grocery store that you didn’t think you could get anymore??
Let’s see how quickly a rich asshole can screw this place up too…aaaaand go.
July 3, 2023 at 2:46 PM
Let’s see how quickly a rich asshole can screw this place up too…aaaaand go.