Pang Tong
@pangtongwithasmile.bsky.social
I think my favorite thing about myself is that I have confusingly ambivalent opinions on sporks.
Who fuckin' cares?
February 18, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Who fuckin' cares?
Reposted by Pang Tong
Great job by Ruben (@rubenbolling.bsky.social).
February 7, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Great job by Ruben (@rubenbolling.bsky.social).
Do you think Jurassic Park didn't have an escape route mapped out because every time they tried it kept taking them through the largest and slowest doors of all time?
February 7, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Do you think Jurassic Park didn't have an escape route mapped out because every time they tried it kept taking them through the largest and slowest doors of all time?
Look for it at all of the book fairs where they're changing your kids' genders.
February 7, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Look for it at all of the book fairs where they're changing your kids' genders.
Only natural-born landed gentry remember the Machismo Bandito's reign of terror on the Bigassweight division back in the seventeen-fiddies.
February 3, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Only natural-born landed gentry remember the Machismo Bandito's reign of terror on the Bigassweight division back in the seventeen-fiddies.
Shut up Australopithecus brain you're cramping my whole deal
January 19, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Shut up Australopithecus brain you're cramping my whole deal