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Cretin Barrel
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maybe I’ll post pottery if you’re good
May 22, 2025 at 9:18 PM
i want to climb the big stairs in chongqing
April 3, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Went to a most beautiful sandwich shop today
March 22, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Braxton Doordash
February 9, 2025 at 10:09 PM
check out my one abnormally long eyebrow hair
February 3, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I hate to admit it but I need more manual labor in my life. I spent 3 hours weeding and trimming hedges yesterday and went to bed at 12 and woke up at 8. My legs are sore and i feel great
October 8, 2023 at 3:16 PM
women something something, fish fear me, you know?
September 28, 2023 at 4:14 PM
tired: show hole
wired: show Soul
September 23, 2023 at 8:41 PM
i flipped my hair too hard, cracked my neck, and yelled “wow!” alone in my apartment
September 22, 2023 at 5:51 PM
I’m tired of making these
September 21, 2023 at 10:58 PM
my interest in eating figs has only increased upon learning there is a wasp inside each one
September 17, 2023 at 5:13 PM
The feminine urge to crop every tshirt
September 16, 2023 at 2:41 PM
I treated myself to a private yoga lesson and I hate to say it but I feel better the next day than I would have if I had gotten a massage
September 14, 2023 at 2:48 PM
doing a sheet mask while i file an insurance claim
September 11, 2023 at 4:47 PM
Joe Biden is the new Hatsune Miku
September 9, 2023 at 10:11 PM
She said she almost didn’t purchase a single vegetable this summer
September 8, 2023 at 9:03 PM
My mom sent me a pic of her garden haul
September 8, 2023 at 9:02 PM
See you there
September 7, 2023 at 7:49 PM
he loves me :)
September 7, 2023 at 3:26 PM
i washed my sheets before going on vacation because i’m a genius
September 7, 2023 at 5:08 AM
penile eyes
September 4, 2023 at 8:10 PM
what does a fan of italian physicists say after seeing Oppenheimer? “This isnt Fermi :/“
August 28, 2023 at 12:43 AM
million dollar idea you wrap a thick pole in sandpaper and rub your back against it like a bear
August 27, 2023 at 1:54 AM
i wish there were two men who were best friends and their names could be michael and angelo
August 27, 2023 at 1:51 AM
Patagonia (the vest company) makes incredible tinned fish. I like their smoked mackerel
August 20, 2023 at 3:17 AM