─╌ 𝕯𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝓖𝐔𝐌𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐄 .ᐟ
@paltective.bsky.social
𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓'𝐒 𝐃𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐕𝐄
𝐆𝐔𝐌𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐘𝐎𝐔, 𝐏𝐀𝐋 .ᐟ
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ᅠ ᅠ
ᅠ𝑯𝑼𝑯 ── .ᐟ.ᐣ 𝗛𝗘𝗬 .ᐟ.ᐟ
𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐂𝐀𝐍'𝐓 𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐆𝐎
𝐒𝐀𝐘𝐈𝐍𝐆 “ 𝙋𝘼𝙇 ” 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝑻𝑯𝑨𝑻 .ᐟ
ᅠ𝑯𝑼𝑯 ── .ᐟ.ᐣ 𝗛𝗘𝗬 .ᐟ.ᐟ
𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐂𝐀𝐍'𝐓 𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐆𝐎
𝐒𝐀𝐘𝐈𝐍𝐆 “ 𝙋𝘼𝙇 ” 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝑻𝑯𝑨𝑻 .ᐟ
exp .ᐣ you know, the stuff you get from fighting bosses .ᐣ
.. I beg your pardon ??
oh ... no exp .... 😔💔
June 25, 2025 at 1:45 AM
exp .ᐣ you know, the stuff you get from fighting bosses .ᐣ
oh ... no exp .... 😔💔
No ??
... you're not a minecraft boss .ᐣ ☹️
June 25, 2025 at 1:31 AM
oh ... no exp .... 😔💔
... you're not a minecraft boss .ᐣ ☹️
Whatever are you speaking off... ? No, I am not.
[ she squints. ]
... Oh, you are harmless, forgive me. I react to threats seriously.
[ she squints. ]
... Oh, you are harmless, forgive me. I react to threats seriously.
AHHHHHH 😨 YOU'RE THE NEW BOSS THEY ADDED 👺👺👺
June 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM
... you're not a minecraft boss .ᐣ ☹️
AHHHHHH 😨 YOU'RE THE NEW BOSS THEY ADDED 👺👺👺
Attack me, and I shall show you why I used to have the title the relentless. 👺
i AM STEVE 👺
... not really, my name is gumshoe .
BUT WE'LL PRETEND THAT I AM STEVE ──
[ 💀 .ᐣ ]
... not really, my name is gumshoe .
BUT WE'LL PRETEND THAT I AM STEVE ──
[ 💀 .ᐣ ]
June 25, 2025 at 12:49 AM
AHHHHHH 😨 YOU'RE THE NEW BOSS THEY ADDED 👺👺👺
i AM STEVE 👺
... not really, my name is gumshoe .
BUT WE'LL PRETEND THAT I AM STEVE ──
[ 💀 .ᐣ ]
... not really, my name is gumshoe .
BUT WE'LL PRETEND THAT I AM STEVE ──
[ 💀 .ᐣ ]
PUT THAT dOWN --
MINECRAFT ZOMBIE .ᐟ.ᐟ face the wrath of my dIAMOND SWORD ── 👺
June 25, 2025 at 12:42 AM
i AM STEVE 👺
... not really, my name is gumshoe .
BUT WE'LL PRETEND THAT I AM STEVE ──
[ 💀 .ᐣ ]
... not really, my name is gumshoe .
BUT WE'LL PRETEND THAT I AM STEVE ──
[ 💀 .ᐣ ]
i don't mean to be an idiot 🥺
June 25, 2025 at 12:20 AM
i don't mean to be an idiot 🥺
MINECRAFT ZOMBIE .ᐟ.ᐟ face the wrath of my dIAMOND SWORD ── 👺
… I beg your pardon ?
oh .
...
...
WAIT .ᐟ.ᐟ the zombies in MINECRAFT ARE WEAK TO HEAT ──
[ 💀 .ᐣ ]
...
...
WAIT .ᐟ.ᐟ the zombies in MINECRAFT ARE WEAK TO HEAT ──
[ 💀 .ᐣ ]
June 25, 2025 at 12:18 AM
MINECRAFT ZOMBIE .ᐟ.ᐟ face the wrath of my dIAMOND SWORD ── 👺
oh .
...
...
WAIT .ᐟ.ᐟ the zombies in MINECRAFT ARE WEAK TO HEAT ──
[ 💀 .ᐣ ]
...
...
WAIT .ᐟ.ᐟ the zombies in MINECRAFT ARE WEAK TO HEAT ──
[ 💀 .ᐣ ]
No, I fainted. The heat from the spilled coffee... it made me feel sick.
are you sure ── you just d¡ed, lady .ᐟ 👹
June 25, 2025 at 12:01 AM
oh .
...
...
WAIT .ᐟ.ᐟ the zombies in MINECRAFT ARE WEAK TO HEAT ──
[ 💀 .ᐣ ]
...
...
WAIT .ᐟ.ᐟ the zombies in MINECRAFT ARE WEAK TO HEAT ──
[ 💀 .ᐣ ]
are you sure ── you just d¡ed, lady .ᐟ 👹
I am not a creature. 👺
... uh, what other scary undcad creatures are there .ᐣ
...
...
AHHHHH .ᐟ.ᐟ ZOMGHOST .ᐟ
[ that is NOT a thing . 💀 ]
...
...
AHHHHH .ᐟ.ᐟ ZOMGHOST .ᐟ
[ that is NOT a thing . 💀 ]
June 24, 2025 at 11:57 PM
are you sure ── you just d¡ed, lady .ᐟ 👹
some of the other detectives are scary . 💧
June 24, 2025 at 11:53 PM
some of the other detectives are scary . 💧
... uh, what other scary undcad creatures are there .ᐣ
...
...
AHHHHH .ᐟ.ᐟ ZOMGHOST .ᐟ
[ that is NOT a thing . 💀 ]
...
...
AHHHHH .ᐟ.ᐟ ZOMGHOST .ᐟ
[ that is NOT a thing . 💀 ]
.. no, I am not a ghost either
... AH .ᐟ GHOST .ᐟ.ᐟ
[ 💀🙏 ]
[ 💀🙏 ]
June 24, 2025 at 11:50 PM
... uh, what other scary undcad creatures are there .ᐣ
...
...
AHHHHH .ᐟ.ᐟ ZOMGHOST .ᐟ
[ that is NOT a thing . 💀 ]
...
...
AHHHHH .ᐟ.ᐟ ZOMGHOST .ᐟ
[ that is NOT a thing . 💀 ]
are you sure ── oh, man ... i'm sorry, pal . 💧
[ with an expression like that of a kicked puppy's, gumshoe offers a hand out . ]
[ with an expression like that of a kicked puppy's, gumshoe offers a hand out . ]
( <- Knocked over, because she's hella tiny.
That, plus being covered in coffee.... This was definitely a start to the day.
She's wiping some of the liquid off her face.... Blech.. )
" .. I'm fine- "
That, plus being covered in coffee.... This was definitely a start to the day.
She's wiping some of the liquid off her face.... Blech.. )
" .. I'm fine- "
[ he's in a rush .ᐟ
got to get to the station, got to get to the statio ── he bumps into the READER, spilling the coffee he had in his hands all over them . ]
AH ── .ᐟ.ᐟ ohhh, i'm sorry, pal ── 💧
got to get to the station, got to get to the statio ── he bumps into the READER, spilling the coffee he had in his hands all over them . ]
AH ── .ᐟ.ᐟ ohhh, i'm sorry, pal ── 💧
June 24, 2025 at 11:49 PM
are you sure ── oh, man ... i'm sorry, pal . 💧
[ with an expression like that of a kicked puppy's, gumshoe offers a hand out . ]
[ with an expression like that of a kicked puppy's, gumshoe offers a hand out . ]
... AH .ᐟ GHOST .ᐟ.ᐟ
[ 💀🙏 ]
[ 💀🙏 ]
Wh- What--!? I am not a zombie--!
[ Evelyn raises her hands. 💀]
[ Evelyn raises her hands. 💀]
AHHHHHHH, ZOMBIE .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ
[ he puts his fists up . 💀 ]
you're not gonna get MY brain today, pal ── 👺
[ he puts his fists up . 💀 ]
you're not gonna get MY brain today, pal ── 👺
June 22, 2025 at 8:09 PM
... AH .ᐟ GHOST .ᐟ.ᐟ
[ 💀🙏 ]
[ 💀🙏 ]
AHHHHHHH, ZOMBIE .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ
[ he puts his fists up . 💀 ]
you're not gonna get MY brain today, pal ── 👺
[ he puts his fists up . 💀 ]
you're not gonna get MY brain today, pal ── 👺
[ Evelyn is quick to wake up 💀. ]
… Ugh— the heat from the beverage. 💧
… Ugh— the heat from the beverage. 💧
... uh oh . did i kiII her ── no, no ── 👹
[ he starts trying to perform cpr 💀🙏 ]
[ he starts trying to perform cpr 💀🙏 ]
June 22, 2025 at 6:31 PM
AHHHHHHH, ZOMBIE .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ
[ he puts his fists up . 💀 ]
you're not gonna get MY brain today, pal ── 👺
[ he puts his fists up . 💀 ]
you're not gonna get MY brain today, pal ── 👺
... uh oh . did i kiII her ── no, no ── 👹
[ he starts trying to perform cpr 💀🙏 ]
[ he starts trying to perform cpr 💀🙏 ]
. . . 💧
[ Evelyn looks down at her outfit, back at him, and faints ?? 😭]
[ Evelyn looks down at her outfit, back at him, and faints ?? 😭]
[ he's in a rush .ᐟ
got to get to the station, got to get to the statio ── he bumps into the READER, spilling the coffee he had in his hands all over them . ]
AH ── .ᐟ.ᐟ ohhh, i'm sorry, pal ── 💧
got to get to the station, got to get to the statio ── he bumps into the READER, spilling the coffee he had in his hands all over them . ]
AH ── .ᐟ.ᐟ ohhh, i'm sorry, pal ── 💧
June 22, 2025 at 6:22 PM
... uh oh . did i kiII her ── no, no ── 👹
[ he starts trying to perform cpr 💀🙏 ]
[ he starts trying to perform cpr 💀🙏 ]
[ he's in a rush .ᐟ
got to get to the station, got to get to the statio ── he bumps into the READER, spilling the coffee he had in his hands all over them . ]
AH ── .ᐟ.ᐟ ohhh, i'm sorry, pal ── 💧
got to get to the station, got to get to the statio ── he bumps into the READER, spilling the coffee he had in his hands all over them . ]
AH ── .ᐟ.ᐟ ohhh, i'm sorry, pal ── 💧
June 22, 2025 at 5:38 PM
[ he's in a rush .ᐟ
got to get to the station, got to get to the statio ── he bumps into the READER, spilling the coffee he had in his hands all over them . ]
AH ── .ᐟ.ᐟ ohhh, i'm sorry, pal ── 💧
got to get to the station, got to get to the statio ── he bumps into the READER, spilling the coffee he had in his hands all over them . ]
AH ── .ᐟ.ᐟ ohhh, i'm sorry, pal ── 💧
ᅠ ᅠ
ᅠ𝑯𝑼𝑯 ── .ᐟ.ᐣ 𝗛𝗘𝗬 .ᐟ.ᐟ
𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐂𝐀𝐍'𝐓 𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐆𝐎
𝐒𝐀𝐘𝐈𝐍𝐆 “ 𝙋𝘼𝙇 ” 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝑻𝑯𝑨𝑻 .ᐟ
ᅠ𝑯𝑼𝑯 ── .ᐟ.ᐣ 𝗛𝗘𝗬 .ᐟ.ᐟ
𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐂𝐀𝐍'𝐓 𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐆𝐎
𝐒𝐀𝐘𝐈𝐍𝐆 “ 𝙋𝘼𝙇 ” 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝑻𝑯𝑨𝑻 .ᐟ
June 22, 2025 at 5:00 PM
ᅠ ᅠ
ᅠ𝑯𝑼𝑯 ── .ᐟ.ᐣ 𝗛𝗘𝗬 .ᐟ.ᐟ
𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐂𝐀𝐍'𝐓 𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐆𝐎
𝐒𝐀𝐘𝐈𝐍𝐆 “ 𝙋𝘼𝙇 ” 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝑻𝑯𝑨𝑻 .ᐟ
ᅠ𝑯𝑼𝑯 ── .ᐟ.ᐣ 𝗛𝗘𝗬 .ᐟ.ᐟ
𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐂𝐀𝐍'𝐓 𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐆𝐎
𝐒𝐀𝐘𝐈𝐍𝐆 “ 𝙋𝘼𝙇 ” 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝑻𝑯𝑨𝑻 .ᐟ
ᅠ ᅠ
ᅠ𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓'𝐒 𝗠𝗬 𝙀𝙉𝘿𝙀𝘼𝙍𝙄𝙉𝙂
𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐓 .ᐟ
ᅠ𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓'𝐒 𝗠𝗬 𝙀𝙉𝘿𝙀𝘼𝙍𝙄𝙉𝙂
𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐓 .ᐟ
June 22, 2025 at 4:58 PM
ᅠ ᅠ
ᅠ𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓'𝐒 𝗠𝗬 𝙀𝙉𝘿𝙀𝘼𝙍𝙄𝙉𝙂
𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐓 .ᐟ
ᅠ𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓'𝐒 𝗠𝗬 𝙀𝙉𝘿𝙀𝘼𝙍𝙄𝙉𝙂
𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐓 .ᐟ