Rachel Palmer
@palmerrachelc.bsky.social
TV writer/estrogen airfreshener
absolutely wild that we can't even trust the weather reports anymore. MAGA!
May 7, 2025 at 3:20 PM
absolutely wild that we can't even trust the weather reports anymore. MAGA!
Not sure what actually happens at the met ball past the red carpet
May 6, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Not sure what actually happens at the met ball past the red carpet
Just saw an ad for jewelry that “makes the perfect Mother’s Day gift.” selling points? Comes in a nice box so you don’t have to wrap it, and it’s “safe” because this style sells out frequently. So great if you want to put in no effort and you don’t know anything about her style. Happy Mother’s Day!
April 27, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Just saw an ad for jewelry that “makes the perfect Mother’s Day gift.” selling points? Comes in a nice box so you don’t have to wrap it, and it’s “safe” because this style sells out frequently. So great if you want to put in no effort and you don’t know anything about her style. Happy Mother’s Day!
question for my writer friends -- how do you deal with post pilot disappointment? You work on a project for months, or years, finally it's ready. You're so proud of it. You send it to your manager and then -- nothing. You just move on to the next thing? It's so depressing!
April 2, 2025 at 2:55 PM
question for my writer friends -- how do you deal with post pilot disappointment? You work on a project for months, or years, finally it's ready. You're so proud of it. You send it to your manager and then -- nothing. You just move on to the next thing? It's so depressing!
His name was Brian Sicknick. And you pardoned his murderers.
March 21, 2025 at 5:55 PM
His name was Brian Sicknick. And you pardoned his murderers.
My kid wouldn't stop saying "poopy" and laughing so finally I told him he was beating a dead horse and it wasn't funny anymore and now he won't stop saying "dead horsey" and laughing...
March 18, 2025 at 2:32 AM
My kid wouldn't stop saying "poopy" and laughing so finally I told him he was beating a dead horse and it wasn't funny anymore and now he won't stop saying "dead horsey" and laughing...
me after last night's "Yellowjackets" @yellowjackets96.bsky.social
a young man is sitting in the back seat of a car and saying `` and i 'm back in the game '' .
ALT: a young man is sitting in the back seat of a car and saying `` and i 'm back in the game '' .
media.tenor.com
March 14, 2025 at 7:14 PM
me after last night's "Yellowjackets" @yellowjackets96.bsky.social
Ok Cynthia already won the Oscar’s
March 3, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Ok Cynthia already won the Oscar’s
Toddler told me the dinner I made last night was “disgusting” but I just had to yell at him to stop sucking on his own big toe
February 22, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Toddler told me the dinner I made last night was “disgusting” but I just had to yell at him to stop sucking on his own big toe
was not expecting a Columbo reference in tonight's Traitors
February 21, 2025 at 5:08 AM
was not expecting a Columbo reference in tonight's Traitors
democrats reallllllly need to stop asking me for money right now
February 13, 2025 at 8:12 PM
democrats reallllllly need to stop asking me for money right now
I wish there were "tv edits" of R-rated movies I could show my son on streaming services
February 5, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I wish there were "tv edits" of R-rated movies I could show my son on streaming services
thinking of going back to school to become a robot
February 5, 2025 at 4:08 AM
thinking of going back to school to become a robot
I’m just shocked that he can still shock me
February 5, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I’m just shocked that he can still shock me
Quick, everyone scream RABBIT RABBIT
February 1, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Quick, everyone scream RABBIT RABBIT
the only thing worse than 67 souls being lost last night is the President of the United States of America blaming it on HIRING BLACK PEOPLE AND WOMEN.
January 30, 2025 at 7:32 PM
the only thing worse than 67 souls being lost last night is the President of the United States of America blaming it on HIRING BLACK PEOPLE AND WOMEN.
who I think of whenever the kids say "rizz"
a woman in a red shirt is talking to another woman and says eat your heart out .
ALT: a woman in a red shirt is talking to another woman and says eat your heart out .
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January 30, 2025 at 12:44 AM
who I think of whenever the kids say "rizz"
WHEN IS CHAPPELL ROAN'S "THE GIVER" COMING OUT?! I've waited long enough. I fucking NEED it. now.
January 29, 2025 at 5:36 PM
WHEN IS CHAPPELL ROAN'S "THE GIVER" COMING OUT?! I've waited long enough. I fucking NEED it. now.
new motto is "keep suckin' dicks til '26"
January 28, 2025 at 10:54 PM
new motto is "keep suckin' dicks til '26"
30 days hath September, April, June and November. All the rest have 31, except January 2025 which has 2,847 days
January 23, 2025 at 6:52 PM
30 days hath September, April, June and November. All the rest have 31, except January 2025 which has 2,847 days
oh no I accidentally looked at the news
a man in a suit and tie is making a face
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a face
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January 21, 2025 at 4:22 PM
oh no I accidentally looked at the news
willing to bet money that Tr*mp will "save" TikTok. It's all political theater...
January 17, 2025 at 4:27 PM
willing to bet money that Tr*mp will "save" TikTok. It's all political theater...
Local news has been straight up killing it covering this fire. 🔥 The footage they’re putting out is simply unbelievable
January 8, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Local news has been straight up killing it covering this fire. 🔥 The footage they’re putting out is simply unbelievable
just had to spend 10 min convincing my parents not to go for a hike in the valley today 😵💫
January 7, 2025 at 8:46 PM
just had to spend 10 min convincing my parents not to go for a hike in the valley today 😵💫
okay! I did it! I survived til 25. Now what?
January 6, 2025 at 7:38 PM
okay! I did it! I survived til 25. Now what?