The Paintmonkey
@paintmonkeyart.bsky.social
Art guy. Animals, cartoons, and visions of terrifying and satisfying karma (the last are only on the Patreon).
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www.paintmonkeystudios.com
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https://paintmonkeyart.substack.com
Pinned
I'm just gonna pronounce it bloo-skee. #Bluesky
One Word Character Prompt
That is a terrible title.
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January 14, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Pancakes and surrealism in today's #OnePanelVSS.
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January 12, 2026
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January 12, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Pancakes and surrealism in today's #OnePanelVSS.
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First #OnePanelVSS of the new year!
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January 5, 2026
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January 5, 2026 at 1:44 PM
First #OnePanelVSS of the new year!
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First sketch Sunday of the year. (With the last sketches of LAST year.)
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Sketch Sunday
January 4, 2026
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January 4, 2026 at 1:42 PM
First sketch Sunday of the year. (With the last sketches of LAST year.)
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New Year's Resolution
I hope everyone had a wonderful and safe holiday season.
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January 1, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Reposted by The Paintmonkey
It was a cold night on t'Yorkshire moors as Geoffrey Snicketsmith was relieved of 'is stockings.
The men what took 'em were crafty, hanging them at t'foot of 'is Grace's bed.
Grave dirt would give tha socks away on the night tho, as St. Nick dropped a satsuma inside.
"Krampus!"
#onepanelvss
The men what took 'em were crafty, hanging them at t'foot of 'is Grace's bed.
Grave dirt would give tha socks away on the night tho, as St. Nick dropped a satsuma inside.
"Krampus!"
#onepanelvss
December 17, 2025 at 4:25 PM
It was a cold night on t'Yorkshire moors as Geoffrey Snicketsmith was relieved of 'is stockings.
The men what took 'em were crafty, hanging them at t'foot of 'is Grace's bed.
Grave dirt would give tha socks away on the night tho, as St. Nick dropped a satsuma inside.
"Krampus!"
#onepanelvss
The men what took 'em were crafty, hanging them at t'foot of 'is Grace's bed.
Grave dirt would give tha socks away on the night tho, as St. Nick dropped a satsuma inside.
"Krampus!"
#onepanelvss
Brain Stimulus
It’s hard to come by, especially at the end of the year.
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December 17, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Dig it...the weekly #OnePanelVSS.
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#OnePanelVSS
December 15, 2025
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December 15, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Dig it...the weekly #OnePanelVSS.
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Sketch Sunday
December 14, 2025
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December 14, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Just...Ugh...
Have I mentioned I hate artificial “intelligence”?
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December 12, 2025 at 1:49 PM
*Die Hard viewing 2025*
Terrorist guy: "you won't hurt me. You are a police man. There are rules for police."
John McClane *immediately snaps terrorist's neck*: "you...haven't been in this country long, have you?"
Terrorist guy: "you won't hurt me. You are a police man. There are rules for police."
John McClane *immediately snaps terrorist's neck*: "you...haven't been in this country long, have you?"
December 10, 2025 at 9:11 PM
*Die Hard viewing 2025*
Terrorist guy: "you won't hurt me. You are a police man. There are rules for police."
John McClane *immediately snaps terrorist's neck*: "you...haven't been in this country long, have you?"
Terrorist guy: "you won't hurt me. You are a police man. There are rules for police."
John McClane *immediately snaps terrorist's neck*: "you...haven't been in this country long, have you?"
Envisioning The...Past?
So, the Kennedy Center Honors were held on Sunday.
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December 10, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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Elewyn gasped. Had she gotten it wrong? There was no way that he would drink this! It was starting to burn her fingers.
Perhaps it wasn't measure once, pour twice, but the opposite? She heard the door...he was home.
Maybe she should just throw it?
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Perhaps it wasn't measure once, pour twice, but the opposite? She heard the door...he was home.
Maybe she should just throw it?
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December 8, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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Your "oopsie" flavored #OnePanelVSS of the week!
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December 8, 2025
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December 8, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Your "oopsie" flavored #OnePanelVSS of the week!
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Another?
Sorry for folks that follow me and have seen this one before.
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December 5, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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Okay, I thought when they said the lure was "confuzling", it was just clever marketing and a play on confusing.
Clearly I was wrong. Anyone know where to buy a backup mouse-sized oxygen tank?
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Clearly I was wrong. Anyone know where to buy a backup mouse-sized oxygen tank?
@paintmonkeyart.bsky.social #onepanelvss #fuzzy
December 1, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Okay, I thought when they said the lure was "confuzling", it was just clever marketing and a play on confusing.
Clearly I was wrong. Anyone know where to buy a backup mouse-sized oxygen tank?
@paintmonkeyart.bsky.social #onepanelvss #fuzzy
Clearly I was wrong. Anyone know where to buy a backup mouse-sized oxygen tank?
@paintmonkeyart.bsky.social #onepanelvss #fuzzy
Doctor's appointments made me almost forget! Your weekly #OnePanelVSS is now!
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#OnePanelVSS
December 1, 2025
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December 1, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Doctor's appointments made me almost forget! Your weekly #OnePanelVSS is now!
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