PaikinAndEggs
@paikinandeggs.bsky.social
Click here to view my profile on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/paikinandeggs.bsky.social
I haven't logged in here for ages. Are there still people posting here? If so, why?
October 21, 2025 at 9:45 AM
I haven't logged in here for ages. Are there still people posting here? If so, why?
I see people are still posting content to this place. I forgot about it tbhonnie.
May 6, 2025 at 8:08 AM
I see people are still posting content to this place. I forgot about it tbhonnie.
OBSERVATION: The world is a piece of fuck.
March 15, 2025 at 6:23 AM
OBSERVATION: The world is a piece of fuck.
An ant poison called “Good Rid Ants.”
February 27, 2025 at 6:52 AM
An ant poison called “Good Rid Ants.”
Paying money to be more popular on X reeks of Elon's Musk.
February 26, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Paying money to be more popular on X reeks of Elon's Musk.
Has anyone figured out how to deal with people?
February 24, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Has anyone figured out how to deal with people?
Severance, but only for when I read your skeets.
February 20, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Severance, but only for when I read your skeets.
Super Bowl: *puts on glasses*
Everyone: What's with the bowl?
Everyone: What's with the bowl?
February 10, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Super Bowl: *puts on glasses*
Everyone: What's with the bowl?
Everyone: What's with the bowl?
Idea: Super-duper Bowl™ (better than Super Bowl, obvs).
February 10, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Idea: Super-duper Bowl™ (better than Super Bowl, obvs).
Has anyone figured out what the fuck? yet?
February 5, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Has anyone figured out what the fuck? yet?
*first date with a YouTuber*
Them: *in the middle of the date* I'm sorry to interrupt, but could you please take a second to rate your experience and let me know if you would like to do this again? It would really help me out and it costs nothing. Thanks. Now, back to the date…
Them: *in the middle of the date* I'm sorry to interrupt, but could you please take a second to rate your experience and let me know if you would like to do this again? It would really help me out and it costs nothing. Thanks. Now, back to the date…
January 29, 2025 at 10:53 AM
*first date with a YouTuber*
Them: *in the middle of the date* I'm sorry to interrupt, but could you please take a second to rate your experience and let me know if you would like to do this again? It would really help me out and it costs nothing. Thanks. Now, back to the date…
Them: *in the middle of the date* I'm sorry to interrupt, but could you please take a second to rate your experience and let me know if you would like to do this again? It would really help me out and it costs nothing. Thanks. Now, back to the date…
Person about to invent wine: Oh fuck, I forgot that I left this vinegar out in the sun for a year.
January 28, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Person about to invent wine: Oh fuck, I forgot that I left this vinegar out in the sun for a year.
The sky isn't always bluer on the other side.
January 28, 2025 at 8:43 AM
The sky isn't always bluer on the other side.
We are truly living in the most fucked-up timeline when you see a satirical headline from The Onion, and you realise that it's actually plausible.
January 23, 2025 at 8:23 AM
We are truly living in the most fucked-up timeline when you see a satirical headline from The Onion, and you realise that it's actually plausible.
Covfefe is back on the menu, folks.
January 21, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Covfefe is back on the menu, folks.
Reposted by PaikinAndEggs
I bet it’s okay to eat a little bit of lava
January 15, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I bet it’s okay to eat a little bit of lava
*on a remote island*
"This sucks. Where's the change channel button?"
"This sucks. Where's the change channel button?"
January 9, 2025 at 10:54 AM
*on a remote island*
"This sucks. Where's the change channel button?"
"This sucks. Where's the change channel button?"
Unfollow me for great content.
January 9, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Unfollow me for great content.
I stopped caffeine and let me tell you, I have experienced no noticeable changes.
January 9, 2025 at 6:30 AM
I stopped caffeine and let me tell you, I have experienced no noticeable changes.
Facebook? In 2025? What's next? Beepers? Casio watches? Vinyl records?
January 8, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Facebook? In 2025? What's next? Beepers? Casio watches? Vinyl records?
Good beforenoon, everybody.
January 8, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Good beforenoon, everybody.
Again lmao
I forgot that Bluesky existed for like the last 2 weeks lmao.
January 6, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Again lmao
I forgot that Bluesky existed for like the last 2 weeks lmao.
December 24, 2024 at 10:44 AM
I forgot that Bluesky existed for like the last 2 weeks lmao.
Sorry but your email didn't find me well at all. It found me really badly by going directly to my Spam folder.
December 11, 2024 at 2:14 PM
Sorry but your email didn't find me well at all. It found me really badly by going directly to my Spam folder.
Bitcoin hit $100K. That’s absolutely wild. What’s next? $105K? No ways.
December 5, 2024 at 4:44 AM
Bitcoin hit $100K. That’s absolutely wild. What’s next? $105K? No ways.