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I’m releasing an alternate unapproved cut of castration movie I and II to be a tight 10 minutes each — coming soon to Quibi and YouTube shorts
February 11, 2026 at 4:04 PM
They’re taking me to the “farm” upstate for being bisexual, celiac, and a Lana del ray fan
February 5, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Active Directory? I sure hope so it’s almost Ventôse
February 4, 2026 at 2:59 PM
It’s easier to come out as a passoid than a Cameron winter fan these days 😔
February 3, 2026 at 3:36 PM
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Every day I'm inspired by those horses
🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎
Look at them keep going
January 30, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Calling her Ellen the way she is abusing my staff
January 30, 2026 at 5:31 AM
They should invent an ssri that still lets you ugly cry
January 28, 2026 at 3:13 PM
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Genuinely the funniest possible panel line-up of all time and it's for a real estate conference in Riyadh
January 26, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Renaissance
I swear pinning someone down has become a lost art we are in the Bronze Age collapse of societies in which people pin others down
January 25, 2026 at 6:39 PM
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Many people forget that silent spring predicting the ecological collapse of our bug population also talked about the population collapse of true switch/vers w pure hearts and fat asses
September 13, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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Late at night, during a difficult week, miracles can still happen 💕
September 22, 2025 at 8:45 PM
It’s kinda fun to get into apocalyptic millenarianism with severe weather events
January 24, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Getting to a sermon like level flow state with the “you deserve better” impromptu intervention
January 24, 2026 at 2:51 PM
What’s that? One fact about horses? Well funny you should ask…. The thing is — they don’t stop
January 23, 2026 at 3:20 PM
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most of my friendships and business relationships have been ruined by the mandela effect
January 21, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Silly little transsexual life
January 20, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Wish dolls would drop some unique loot for once this is getting embarrassing
January 20, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Not a big fan of going to the afterlife and it being ruled by a Finnish guy named Tuoni
January 18, 2026 at 5:28 AM
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i like watching basketball but it does bother me that the players don’t say thank you every time someone passes the ball to them
January 16, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Hitting the LD50 dose of flax seed meal
January 16, 2026 at 10:36 PM
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BREAKING: i farted and my tommy hurts real bad, per CNN
January 15, 2026 at 8:28 PM
January 15, 2026 at 8:10 PM
I have been shot by the cia true vers gun, the successor to the cia heart attack gun
January 15, 2026 at 4:02 PM
I am hearing that the kalshi/polymarket odds for girls with a pure heart and a middle part are at 99%. Vibe shift incoming
January 15, 2026 at 4:04 AM