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@pagepressed.bsky.social
29. femme lesbian bartender from the midwest. writer, painter, soup maker.
i would like to abolish women’s necklines on shirts
January 29, 2026 at 7:08 PM
i would like to abolish women’s necklines on shirts
i think as a nation we need to revisit the whole ‘four way stop’ thing because a lot of you have no idea what to do at a stop sign
January 27, 2026 at 5:55 PM
i think as a nation we need to revisit the whole ‘four way stop’ thing because a lot of you have no idea what to do at a stop sign
going to start getting really into blended oats
January 26, 2026 at 8:48 PM
going to start getting really into blended oats
snowstorm breakfast 🤍
January 25, 2026 at 5:02 PM
snowstorm breakfast 🤍
new tiktok agreement is fucking heinous this is the push i needed to get rid of that evil evil app
January 23, 2026 at 8:16 PM
new tiktok agreement is fucking heinous this is the push i needed to get rid of that evil evil app
if your old villagers stay in the hotel they remember you :’)
January 17, 2026 at 3:55 PM
if your old villagers stay in the hotel they remember you :’)
i can’t put together a good outfit when i have to wear my dang ass snow boots!!
January 16, 2026 at 2:25 AM
i can’t put together a good outfit when i have to wear my dang ass snow boots!!
animal crossing and below deck time
January 14, 2026 at 10:16 PM
animal crossing and below deck time
told my boss i love when she wears the outfit she has on today because she looks like avril lavigne
January 14, 2026 at 1:37 PM
told my boss i love when she wears the outfit she has on today because she looks like avril lavigne
costco blueberry cream muffins save me…..
January 12, 2026 at 2:34 PM
costco blueberry cream muffins save me…..
sorry to be such a stereotypical femme but oh my godddddddd i love shoes
January 10, 2026 at 3:53 PM
sorry to be such a stereotypical femme but oh my godddddddd i love shoes
waking up to immediately send my butch a voice memo about the sex dream i had about shane from the L word
January 10, 2026 at 3:24 PM
waking up to immediately send my butch a voice memo about the sex dream i had about shane from the L word
the man of the house is not my butch but instead my childhood teddy bear Freddie
January 9, 2026 at 2:25 AM
the man of the house is not my butch but instead my childhood teddy bear Freddie
can i say i hate sue sylvester because right now i hate sue sylvester
January 9, 2026 at 12:26 AM
can i say i hate sue sylvester because right now i hate sue sylvester
someone dropped off a bunch of panera bagels at work and i’ve been taking one each day and having a breakfast sandwich for dinner each night
January 8, 2026 at 11:58 PM
someone dropped off a bunch of panera bagels at work and i’ve been taking one each day and having a breakfast sandwich for dinner each night
payday tomorrow so…..platform converse
January 8, 2026 at 11:29 PM
payday tomorrow so…..platform converse
it’s 35 degrees right now and everyone is showing up to the office in little spring dresses and no coats i love ohio
January 8, 2026 at 2:01 PM
it’s 35 degrees right now and everyone is showing up to the office in little spring dresses and no coats i love ohio
i love all the converse shoes in glee
January 7, 2026 at 6:04 PM
i love all the converse shoes in glee
finally sitting down to watch glee in its entirety and oh my god this show is insane i love it
January 7, 2026 at 12:31 AM
finally sitting down to watch glee in its entirety and oh my god this show is insane i love it
i think super specific aesthetic names are annoying BUT frazzled english woman……it speaks to me and i know what my 30s are gonna look like
January 4, 2026 at 1:21 AM
i think super specific aesthetic names are annoying BUT frazzled english woman……it speaks to me and i know what my 30s are gonna look like
spent all afternoon cleaning so i’m spending the evening watching below deck and scrolling on pinterest
January 3, 2026 at 11:08 PM
spent all afternoon cleaning so i’m spending the evening watching below deck and scrolling on pinterest
used my mileage compensation check from work to buy a cute pair of loafers eeeeeeee
January 3, 2026 at 10:39 PM
used my mileage compensation check from work to buy a cute pair of loafers eeeeeeee
last night we all sat around and watched the music videos we were obsessed with as closeted kids and oh my god fergilicious is still a masterpiece and now i want an eyebrow piercing
January 3, 2026 at 4:23 PM
last night we all sat around and watched the music videos we were obsessed with as closeted kids and oh my god fergilicious is still a masterpiece and now i want an eyebrow piercing
these last two weeks of work have not been real with the holidays so yes i’m journaling in my office!!
January 2, 2026 at 8:16 PM
these last two weeks of work have not been real with the holidays so yes i’m journaling in my office!!