PADAM SUNDAR KAFLE
@padamkafle.xyz
HealthTech Researcher, Entrepreneur, Innovator, Inventor
January 1, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Why did Padam create PAHSI in Dubai?
Because even in the desert, healthcare AI needs to be oasis-level smart!
#PAHSI #AlifHealthAI #DubaiInnovation #TechWithPadam
#Dubai
#Jokes
Because even in the desert, healthcare AI needs to be oasis-level smart!
#PAHSI #AlifHealthAI #DubaiInnovation #TechWithPadam
#Dubai
#Jokes
December 29, 2024 at 3:16 AM
Why did Padam create PAHSI in Dubai?
Because even in the desert, healthcare AI needs to be oasis-level smart!
#PAHSI #AlifHealthAI #DubaiInnovation #TechWithPadam
#Dubai
#Jokes
Because even in the desert, healthcare AI needs to be oasis-level smart!
#PAHSI #AlifHealthAI #DubaiInnovation #TechWithPadam
#Dubai
#Jokes
Why did Padam’s AI-powered blockchain go to the doctor in Dubai?
It developed a crypt-o-currency fever and said,
“I’m feeling decentralized, but my blocks won’t chain in healthcare!”
#techjokes #Dubai #Padam
It developed a crypt-o-currency fever and said,
“I’m feeling decentralized, but my blocks won’t chain in healthcare!”
#techjokes #Dubai #Padam
December 21, 2024 at 1:49 AM
Why did Padam’s AI-powered blockchain go to the doctor in Dubai?
It developed a crypt-o-currency fever and said,
“I’m feeling decentralized, but my blocks won’t chain in healthcare!”
#techjokes #Dubai #Padam
It developed a crypt-o-currency fever and said,
“I’m feeling decentralized, but my blocks won’t chain in healthcare!”
#techjokes #Dubai #Padam
December 16, 2024 at 9:04 AM
Why did the BlueSky app visit Dubai while working on Project Alif and PAHSI?
Because it wanted to unlock 'cloud-level' innovation under Padam’s visionary skies!
#BlueSkyApp #DubaiInnovation #ProjectAlif #PAHSI #HealthTech #PadamKafle #CloudComputing #AIinHealthcare #FutureOfHealthTech #TechJokes
Because it wanted to unlock 'cloud-level' innovation under Padam’s visionary skies!
#BlueSkyApp #DubaiInnovation #ProjectAlif #PAHSI #HealthTech #PadamKafle #CloudComputing #AIinHealthcare #FutureOfHealthTech #TechJokes
December 11, 2024 at 4:06 AM
Why did the BlueSky app visit Dubai while working on Project Alif and PAHSI?
Because it wanted to unlock 'cloud-level' innovation under Padam’s visionary skies!
#BlueSkyApp #DubaiInnovation #ProjectAlif #PAHSI #HealthTech #PadamKafle #CloudComputing #AIinHealthcare #FutureOfHealthTech #TechJokes
Because it wanted to unlock 'cloud-level' innovation under Padam’s visionary skies!
#BlueSkyApp #DubaiInnovation #ProjectAlif #PAHSI #HealthTech #PadamKafle #CloudComputing #AIinHealthcare #FutureOfHealthTech #TechJokes
Why don’t robots built in Dubai ever get tired?
Because they’re powered by the sun… and the Future Energy Vision! 🔆🤖
#MadeInDubai #TechHumor #SciFiJokes #DubaiInnovation #SmartCityLaughs
Because they’re powered by the sun… and the Future Energy Vision! 🔆🤖
#MadeInDubai #TechHumor #SciFiJokes #DubaiInnovation #SmartCityLaughs
December 9, 2024 at 3:47 AM
Why don’t robots built in Dubai ever get tired?
Because they’re powered by the sun… and the Future Energy Vision! 🔆🤖
#MadeInDubai #TechHumor #SciFiJokes #DubaiInnovation #SmartCityLaughs
Because they’re powered by the sun… and the Future Energy Vision! 🔆🤖
#MadeInDubai #TechHumor #SciFiJokes #DubaiInnovation #SmartCityLaughs
Why did the AI refuse to play hide and seek in space?
Because it already knew where all the black holes were hiding!
#TechHumor #SciFiJokes #AI #SpaceExploration #BlueskyLaughs
Because it already knew where all the black holes were hiding!
#TechHumor #SciFiJokes #AI #SpaceExploration #BlueskyLaughs
December 9, 2024 at 3:46 AM
Why did the AI refuse to play hide and seek in space?
Because it already knew where all the black holes were hiding!
#TechHumor #SciFiJokes #AI #SpaceExploration #BlueskyLaughs
Because it already knew where all the black holes were hiding!
#TechHumor #SciFiJokes #AI #SpaceExploration #BlueskyLaughs
ॐ तत्पुरुषाय विद्महे महादेवाय धीमहि।
तन्नो रुद्रः प्रचोदयात्॥
ॐ यूएई बलाय नमः
यूएई प्रजाय च बलाय च नेतृभ्यः नमः।
दीर्घायु यूएई, प्रजास्तु नेतृभ्यश्च आरोग्यम्।
ॐ शान्तिः, ॐ समृद्धिः।
#UaeNationalDay #Uae #National #Day
तन्नो रुद्रः प्रचोदयात्॥
ॐ यूएई बलाय नमः
यूएई प्रजाय च बलाय च नेतृभ्यः नमः।
दीर्घायु यूएई, प्रजास्तु नेतृभ्यश्च आरोग्यम्।
ॐ शान्तिः, ॐ समृद्धिः।
#UaeNationalDay #Uae #National #Day
December 2, 2024 at 2:27 AM
ॐ तत्पुरुषाय विद्महे महादेवाय धीमहि।
तन्नो रुद्रः प्रचोदयात्॥
ॐ यूएई बलाय नमः
यूएई प्रजाय च बलाय च नेतृभ्यः नमः।
दीर्घायु यूएई, प्रजास्तु नेतृभ्यश्च आरोग्यम्।
ॐ शान्तिः, ॐ समृद्धिः।
#UaeNationalDay #Uae #National #Day
तन्नो रुद्रः प्रचोदयात्॥
ॐ यूएई बलाय नमः
यूएई प्रजाय च बलाय च नेतृभ्यः नमः।
दीर्घायु यूएई, प्रजास्तु नेतृभ्यश्च आरोग्यम्।
ॐ शान्तिः, ॐ समृद्धिः।
#UaeNationalDay #Uae #National #Day
December 1, 2024 at 12:12 PM
#DigitalHealth #HealthcareInnovation #FutureOfHealth #Interoperability #AI #PatientCentricCare #Leadership
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Reflecting on an Inspiring Panel Discussion on Digital Health Transformation 🌟
It was an absolute privilege to moderate a panel of esteemed leaders at the…
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December 1, 2024 at 2:39 AM
November 30, 2024 at 8:53 AM
What do you call a coder who also manages stats and innovation?
A loop visionary—they optimize, analyze, and still find time to Ctrl+Alt+Cry.
#TechHumor 😂
#CtrlAltCry 💻
#404LaughNotFound
#AIWithAnAttitude
#DebuggingBlues
A loop visionary—they optimize, analyze, and still find time to Ctrl+Alt+Cry.
#TechHumor 😂
#CtrlAltCry 💻
#404LaughNotFound
#AIWithAnAttitude
#DebuggingBlues
November 30, 2024 at 3:43 AM
What do you call a coder who also manages stats and innovation?
A loop visionary—they optimize, analyze, and still find time to Ctrl+Alt+Cry.
#TechHumor 😂
#CtrlAltCry 💻
#404LaughNotFound
#AIWithAnAttitude
#DebuggingBlues
A loop visionary—they optimize, analyze, and still find time to Ctrl+Alt+Cry.
#TechHumor 😂
#CtrlAltCry 💻
#404LaughNotFound
#AIWithAnAttitude
#DebuggingBlues
Meanwhile, the robot nurse whispered to the IoMT device:
“Your algorithm is showing… might want to debug that.”
#TechHumor 😂
#CtrlAltCry 💻
#404LaughNotFound
#AIWithAnAttitude
#DebuggingBlues
“Your algorithm is showing… might want to debug that.”
#TechHumor 😂
#CtrlAltCry 💻
#404LaughNotFound
#AIWithAnAttitude
#DebuggingBlues
November 30, 2024 at 3:43 AM
Meanwhile, the robot nurse whispered to the IoMT device:
“Your algorithm is showing… might want to debug that.”
#TechHumor 😂
#CtrlAltCry 💻
#404LaughNotFound
#AIWithAnAttitude
#DebuggingBlues
“Your algorithm is showing… might want to debug that.”
#TechHumor 😂
#CtrlAltCry 💻
#404LaughNotFound
#AIWithAnAttitude
#DebuggingBlues
Talking to robots is easy—getting them to stop correcting your grammar is the hard part!
#TechHumor 😂
#CtrlAltCry 💻
#404LaughNotFound
#AIWithAnAttitude
#DebuggingBlues
#TechHumor 😂
#CtrlAltCry 💻
#404LaughNotFound
#AIWithAnAttitude
#DebuggingBlues
November 30, 2024 at 3:42 AM
Talking to robots is easy—getting them to stop correcting your grammar is the hard part!
#TechHumor 😂
#CtrlAltCry 💻
#404LaughNotFound
#AIWithAnAttitude
#DebuggingBlues
#TechHumor 😂
#CtrlAltCry 💻
#404LaughNotFound
#AIWithAnAttitude
#DebuggingBlues
Why did the programmer get stuck in an infinite loop at the hospital?
Because the AI said, “Hello World!” and the robot replied, “404: Patient not found.” #TechJokes #Healthcare
Because the AI said, “Hello World!” and the robot replied, “404: Patient not found.” #TechJokes #Healthcare
November 30, 2024 at 3:41 AM
Why did the programmer get stuck in an infinite loop at the hospital?
Because the AI said, “Hello World!” and the robot replied, “404: Patient not found.” #TechJokes #Healthcare
Because the AI said, “Hello World!” and the robot replied, “404: Patient not found.” #TechJokes #Healthcare
Reflecting on an Inspiring Panel Discussion on Digital Health Transformation 🌟
It was an absolute privilege to moderate a panel of esteemed leaders at the Future Health Summit. Together, we delved into critical topics shaping the future of healthcare by @khaleejtimes.com
It was an absolute privilege to moderate a panel of esteemed leaders at the Future Health Summit. Together, we delved into critical topics shaping the future of healthcare by @khaleejtimes.com
November 28, 2024 at 2:58 PM
Reflecting on an Inspiring Panel Discussion on Digital Health Transformation 🌟
It was an absolute privilege to moderate a panel of esteemed leaders at the Future Health Summit. Together, we delved into critical topics shaping the future of healthcare by @khaleejtimes.com
It was an absolute privilege to moderate a panel of esteemed leaders at the Future Health Summit. Together, we delved into critical topics shaping the future of healthcare by @khaleejtimes.com
November 28, 2024 at 6:04 AM
I coded all night, my screen went black,
Infinite loops made my laptop crack.
Debugging dreams, coffee in hand,
Why won’t this feature just understand?
Ctrl + Alt + Cry, I’ll try once more,
Code may break, but that’s dev lore.
#CodeLife 💻
#InfiniteLoops 😂
#CtrlAltCry 😭
#DebuggingBlues
#TechFails
Infinite loops made my laptop crack.
Debugging dreams, coffee in hand,
Why won’t this feature just understand?
Ctrl + Alt + Cry, I’ll try once more,
Code may break, but that’s dev lore.
#CodeLife 💻
#InfiniteLoops 😂
#CtrlAltCry 😭
#DebuggingBlues
#TechFails
November 28, 2024 at 1:24 AM
I coded all night, my screen went black,
Infinite loops made my laptop crack.
Debugging dreams, coffee in hand,
Why won’t this feature just understand?
Ctrl + Alt + Cry, I’ll try once more,
Code may break, but that’s dev lore.
#CodeLife 💻
#InfiniteLoops 😂
#CtrlAltCry 😭
#DebuggingBlues
#TechFails
Infinite loops made my laptop crack.
Debugging dreams, coffee in hand,
Why won’t this feature just understand?
Ctrl + Alt + Cry, I’ll try once more,
Code may break, but that’s dev lore.
#CodeLife 💻
#InfiniteLoops 😂
#CtrlAltCry 😭
#DebuggingBlues
#TechFails
#TechJokes #StartifDay #HappyCoding
• Why do programmers prefer dark mode?
Because light attracts too many bugs.
• Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
Because he didn’t Node how to Express himself.
• Why do Java developers wear glasses?
Because they don’t C#.
November 28, 2024 at 1:22 AM
#TechJokes #StartifDay #HappyCoding
• Why do programmers prefer dark mode?
Because light attracts too many bugs.
• Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
Because he didn’t Node how to Express himself.
• Why do Java developers wear glasses?
Because they don’t C#.
Why did the React Native developer break up with AngularJS?
Because they wanted a more ‘reactive’ relationship without all the ‘angular’ arguments!
#DevHumor #ReactNative #AngularJS #CodingJokes
Because they wanted a more ‘reactive’ relationship without all the ‘angular’ arguments!
#DevHumor #ReactNative #AngularJS #CodingJokes
November 26, 2024 at 1:33 AM
Why did the React Native developer break up with AngularJS?
Because they wanted a more ‘reactive’ relationship without all the ‘angular’ arguments!
#DevHumor #ReactNative #AngularJS #CodingJokes
Because they wanted a more ‘reactive’ relationship without all the ‘angular’ arguments!
#DevHumor #ReactNative #AngularJS #CodingJokes
Why do Python developers prefer ‘snake_case’ over ‘camelCase’?
Because they can’t handle the humps!
#PythonHumor #CodeJokes #SnakeCase #CamelCase #DeveloperLife
Because they can’t handle the humps!
#PythonHumor #CodeJokes #SnakeCase #CamelCase #DeveloperLife
November 26, 2024 at 1:32 AM
Why do Python developers prefer ‘snake_case’ over ‘camelCase’?
Because they can’t handle the humps!
#PythonHumor #CodeJokes #SnakeCase #CamelCase #DeveloperLife
Because they can’t handle the humps!
#PythonHumor #CodeJokes #SnakeCase #CamelCase #DeveloperLife
In the realm of piphilology, a piem is a mnemonic device where the length of each word corresponds to a digit of π. 
Now, I have a board, certainly, to school happy, cat.
This sentence represents the digits 3.14159265358979.
#PiDay #Piem #MathPoetry #Piphilology #PiPoem
Now, I have a board, certainly, to school happy, cat.
This sentence represents the digits 3.14159265358979.
#PiDay #Piem #MathPoetry #Piphilology #PiPoem
November 25, 2024 at 4:51 PM
In the realm of piphilology, a piem is a mnemonic device where the length of each word corresponds to a digit of π. 
Now, I have a board, certainly, to school happy, cat.
This sentence represents the digits 3.14159265358979.
#PiDay #Piem #MathPoetry #Piphilology #PiPoem
Now, I have a board, certainly, to school happy, cat.
This sentence represents the digits 3.14159265358979.
#PiDay #Piem #MathPoetry #Piphilology #PiPoem
Dubai Run 2024: The #city where dreams run free and #innovation lights the way. #Celebrating #fitness, #resilience, and the #vibrant spirit of #Dubai! 🌟🏃♂️ #DubaiRun #CityOfDreams #Innovation #DubaiLife
November 24, 2024 at 7:42 AM
Dubai Run 2024: The #city where dreams run free and #innovation lights the way. #Celebrating #fitness, #resilience, and the #vibrant spirit of #Dubai! 🌟🏃♂️ #DubaiRun #CityOfDreams #Innovation #DubaiLife