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Paco Romane
@pacoromane.bsky.social
· Nov 27
If you're having a bad week remember - some guy accidentally killed John Gotti's son.
Trump is the shooter.
Democrats are the Uvalde cops.
Democrats are the Uvalde cops.
March 15, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Trump is the shooter.
Democrats are the Uvalde cops.
Democrats are the Uvalde cops.
One of the biggest lies my generation was told by Boomers was that we'd become more conservative as we age. In fact, I've become more progressive.
"You'll be a Republican by the time you're 40." Welp - nope
"You'll be a Republican by the time you're 40." Welp - nope
March 2, 2025 at 6:22 PM
One of the biggest lies my generation was told by Boomers was that we'd become more conservative as we age. In fact, I've become more progressive.
"You'll be a Republican by the time you're 40." Welp - nope
"You'll be a Republican by the time you're 40." Welp - nope
I said what I said
February 24, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I said what I said
I'm not looking to be called a hero - but I will not be performing at the Kennedy Center this year.
February 15, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I'm not looking to be called a hero - but I will not be performing at the Kennedy Center this year.
A nice picture of Elon Musk and his son.
February 12, 2025 at 6:44 AM
A nice picture of Elon Musk and his son.
February 11, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I couldn't understand any of them lyrics during the Super Bowl.
(puts on a Pearl Jam album)
(puts on a Pearl Jam album)
February 11, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I couldn't understand any of them lyrics during the Super Bowl.
(puts on a Pearl Jam album)
(puts on a Pearl Jam album)
There are two rules to stand up comedy...
Rule 1: Some days you will die on stage and the crowd will hate you
Rule 2: Good comedians can't change Rule 1
#comedy
Rule 1: Some days you will die on stage and the crowd will hate you
Rule 2: Good comedians can't change Rule 1
#comedy
February 10, 2025 at 7:16 PM
There are two rules to stand up comedy...
Rule 1: Some days you will die on stage and the crowd will hate you
Rule 2: Good comedians can't change Rule 1
#comedy
Rule 1: Some days you will die on stage and the crowd will hate you
Rule 2: Good comedians can't change Rule 1
#comedy
He lived a long and eventful life. Teen age me loved Another Roadside Attraction, Even Cowgirls Get The Blues, and Jitterbug Perfume. Funny. Smart. Odd. My kind of content.
RIP
#Bookthreads
www.npr.org/2025/02/09/1...
RIP
#Bookthreads
www.npr.org/2025/02/09/1...
Bestselling novelist Tom Robbins dies at 92
Robbins dazzled readers with the whimsy and imagination in his books, including Jitterbug Perfume, Skinny Legs and All and Even Cowgirls Get the Blues.
www.npr.org
February 10, 2025 at 5:25 AM
He lived a long and eventful life. Teen age me loved Another Roadside Attraction, Even Cowgirls Get The Blues, and Jitterbug Perfume. Funny. Smart. Odd. My kind of content.
RIP
#Bookthreads
www.npr.org/2025/02/09/1...
RIP
#Bookthreads
www.npr.org/2025/02/09/1...
Watching the new OJ Simpson doc you learn nothing new - it's like beating a dead bronco.
February 4, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Watching the new OJ Simpson doc you learn nothing new - it's like beating a dead bronco.
How do we convince half the country that our common enemy is their cult leader?
February 3, 2025 at 1:05 AM
How do we convince half the country that our common enemy is their cult leader?
Trump used the pain word again today as in what Americans will feel due to his tariffs. Elon used it too a few months ago. The wealth transfer is coming and Americans will be too busy being broke, hungry and fighting each other to see what will be happening and too tired to do anything about it.
February 2, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Trump used the pain word again today as in what Americans will feel due to his tariffs. Elon used it too a few months ago. The wealth transfer is coming and Americans will be too busy being broke, hungry and fighting each other to see what will be happening and too tired to do anything about it.
Pete Hegseth was a DUI hire.
January 31, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Pete Hegseth was a DUI hire.
Makes you wonder - what whistleblower was on that plane. 😬
January 30, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Makes you wonder - what whistleblower was on that plane. 😬
One of my all-time favorite reviews
January 29, 2025 at 3:34 PM
One of my all-time favorite reviews
Where do you go to find out how heavy a pie is?
Somewhere over the rainbow, weigh a pie.
Somewhere over the rainbow, weigh a pie.
January 29, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Where do you go to find out how heavy a pie is?
Somewhere over the rainbow, weigh a pie.
Somewhere over the rainbow, weigh a pie.
Gen X is truly the Drop Off Generation.
Our parents loved dropping us off to neighbors, grandparents, aunts, uncles, friends, the mall while they went pretty much anywhere.
Hopefully they'd remember to pick us up or we'd call collect from 'imstillatthemallandithinkjeffbrokehisarm' to remind them
Our parents loved dropping us off to neighbors, grandparents, aunts, uncles, friends, the mall while they went pretty much anywhere.
Hopefully they'd remember to pick us up or we'd call collect from 'imstillatthemallandithinkjeffbrokehisarm' to remind them
January 28, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Gen X is truly the Drop Off Generation.
Our parents loved dropping us off to neighbors, grandparents, aunts, uncles, friends, the mall while they went pretty much anywhere.
Hopefully they'd remember to pick us up or we'd call collect from 'imstillatthemallandithinkjeffbrokehisarm' to remind them
Our parents loved dropping us off to neighbors, grandparents, aunts, uncles, friends, the mall while they went pretty much anywhere.
Hopefully they'd remember to pick us up or we'd call collect from 'imstillatthemallandithinkjeffbrokehisarm' to remind them
So I am so ND that I never understood that you're not supposed to honk if you like pizza?!?
If I see a bumper sticker that says "Honk If You Love Cats Wearing Tiny Hats," then not only am I honking, but I'm laying on my horn and following that car so that I can hopefully see cats wearing tiny hats.
If I see a bumper sticker that says "Honk If You Love Cats Wearing Tiny Hats," then not only am I honking, but I'm laying on my horn and following that car so that I can hopefully see cats wearing tiny hats.
January 26, 2025 at 2:06 AM
So I am so ND that I never understood that you're not supposed to honk if you like pizza?!?
If I see a bumper sticker that says "Honk If You Love Cats Wearing Tiny Hats," then not only am I honking, but I'm laying on my horn and following that car so that I can hopefully see cats wearing tiny hats.
If I see a bumper sticker that says "Honk If You Love Cats Wearing Tiny Hats," then not only am I honking, but I'm laying on my horn and following that car so that I can hopefully see cats wearing tiny hats.
I'm back for my 16th SF Sketchfest tonight at the SF Punch Line!
January 21, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I'm back for my 16th SF Sketchfest tonight at the SF Punch Line!
Like Pearl Jam and Lovin Spoonful —did you know Simon and Garfunkel is named after jizz?
January 18, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Like Pearl Jam and Lovin Spoonful —did you know Simon and Garfunkel is named after jizz?
Apparently the UnitedHealthcare CEO assassin used Monopoly money to stay at a hotel on Baltic Avenue. #unitedhealthcareCEO
December 9, 2024 at 5:23 AM
Apparently the UnitedHealthcare CEO assassin used Monopoly money to stay at a hotel on Baltic Avenue. #unitedhealthcareCEO
November 29, 2024 at 8:50 PM