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@packofsnakes.bsky.social
· Jul 28
HISSSSSS
*slithers into hospital*, *hisses to receptionist*, *hisses to doctor*, *looks at crying snake wife*
October 9, 2025 at 7:34 AM
*slithers into hospital*, *hisses to receptionist*, *hisses to doctor*, *looks at crying snake wife*
AI is trying to steal my job.
September 25, 2025 at 7:50 AM
AI is trying to steal my job.
HELP THEY TRAPPED ME IN THIS CD AND SOME WEIRD GIRL BOUGHT ME
September 20, 2025 at 6:43 AM
HELP THEY TRAPPED ME IN THIS CD AND SOME WEIRD GIRL BOUGHT ME
I’m running out of snake jokes can you pretend this is funny
September 15, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I’m running out of snake jokes can you pretend this is funny
I just looked up big snake on Google without safe search on. Needless to say, I’m disappointed in you.
September 9, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I just looked up big snake on Google without safe search on. Needless to say, I’m disappointed in you.
Something something something I’m a snake
September 6, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Something something something I’m a snake
Snakes are NOT hot. We are DEADLY. You should be SCARED of us.
September 2, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Snakes are NOT hot. We are DEADLY. You should be SCARED of us.
Does anyone know a good snake oil seller? I need some for my skin.
August 28, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Does anyone know a good snake oil seller? I need some for my skin.
Adopt a snake today, we could use a home
August 27, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Adopt a snake today, we could use a home
I really appreciate deftones making jobs for snakes with private music! People don’t tend to give snakes jobs anymore due to the stigma around is injecting people with venom.
August 25, 2025 at 7:27 AM
I really appreciate deftones making jobs for snakes with private music! People don’t tend to give snakes jobs anymore due to the stigma around is injecting people with venom.
That red snake kinda
I crocheted Messmer's winged serpent :3c it's 260 cm long!
August 22, 2025 at 4:04 PM
That red snake kinda
This is what I would look like if I was blue
August 22, 2025 at 4:01 PM
This is what I would look like if I was blue
I’ll get you one day
August 14, 2025 at 8:45 AM
I’ll get you one day
Why isn't my face ID working?
August 11, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Why isn't my face ID working?
Funny joke where the punchline is that I’m a snake
August 10, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Funny joke where the punchline is that I’m a snake
I am not 20 snakes in a trench coat.
August 9, 2025 at 8:38 AM
I am not 20 snakes in a trench coat.
Imagine having a digital footprint. Couldn’t be me, I have a digital line in the sand.
August 7, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Imagine having a digital footprint. Couldn’t be me, I have a digital line in the sand.
SNAKE speaks PERFECT Mandarin at restaurant … Japanese waitress CONFUSED as hell ‼️
August 6, 2025 at 8:18 AM
SNAKE speaks PERFECT Mandarin at restaurant … Japanese waitress CONFUSED as hell ‼️
Snakes should be able to vote too.
August 5, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Snakes should be able to vote too.
If you have a nut allergy, I’m coming for you specifically.
August 4, 2025 at 5:06 PM
If you have a nut allergy, I’m coming for you specifically.
@indianajonesminute.bsky.social I'm coming for you
August 3, 2025 at 10:31 AM
@indianajonesminute.bsky.social I'm coming for you
Eating my own tail right now. This has to be symbolic of SOMETHING.
August 1, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Eating my own tail right now. This has to be symbolic of SOMETHING.
How killing little babies feels
August 1, 2025 at 8:45 AM
How killing little babies feels