He said Trump put tariffs on the Heard and McDonald Islands which are inhabited by penguins, to prevent any other countries from using "loopholes" to avoid the tariffs.
He said Trump put tariffs on the Heard and McDonald Islands which are inhabited by penguins, to prevent any other countries from using "loopholes" to avoid the tariffs.
"This won’t just harm people. This will kill people."
Miranda Yaver, NYT
"This won’t just harm people. This will kill people."
Miranda Yaver, NYT
- Andy Borowitz
- Andy Borowitz
Sean Parnell had to suspend his Pennsylvania US Senate campaign in 2021 after he lost custody of his children and his wife testified in court that he strangled her and abused his children.
Sean Parnell had to suspend his Pennsylvania US Senate campaign in 2021 after he lost custody of his children and his wife testified in court that he strangled her and abused his children.
Just as the Founders intended.
Just as the Founders intended.
Wake up MAGA morons. You were bamboozled.
Wake up MAGA morons. You were bamboozled.
Trump should be referred to as an adjudicated rapist and 4x indicted 34x convicted felon forever.
Or until he does something worse.
- Robin Snyder 12/1/24
- Robin Snyder 12/1/24
Andrew Weinstein
Andrew Weinstein
Elon Musk sounds like a cheap cologne you buy at Walgreens when you’re 15.
Elon Musk sounds like a cheap cologne you buy at Walgreens when you’re 15.