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Morgan Wallen makes music for women who dump six random ingredients and a brick of cream cheese in a crockpot — while their husbands scream at youth referees, vape in the garage to avoid eye contact with their kids, and refuse to go to therapy.
April 2, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Morgan Wallen makes music for women who dump six random ingredients and a brick of cream cheese in a crockpot — while their husbands scream at youth referees, vape in the garage to avoid eye contact with their kids, and refuse to go to therapy.
Can’t spell HATRED without RED HAT.
February 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Can’t spell HATRED without RED HAT.
I don’t think Drake has any way of coming back from this. #superbOwl #kendricklamar
February 10, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I don’t think Drake has any way of coming back from this. #superbOwl #kendricklamar
I’m retracting and revising this. I still firmly believe that Kanye should never be invited to another Grammy ceremony. It also seems painfully clear that his wife, Bianca, is in an abusive relationship. I hope she finds the strength to leave before things get even worse.
I hope Kanye and Bianca are banned from all future #Grammy awards. Completely unacceptable behavior by both of them.
February 3, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I’m retracting and revising this. I still firmly believe that Kanye should never be invited to another Grammy ceremony. It also seems painfully clear that his wife, Bianca, is in an abusive relationship. I hope she finds the strength to leave before things get even worse.
Finally! Good work, Beyoncé. #AlbumoftheYear #Grammys
February 3, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Finally! Good work, Beyoncé. #AlbumoftheYear #Grammys
February 3, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I’m 100% in agreement with Chappell Roan. As someone who worked in the music industry, I know I’d still be in it if our dedication to the art provided a living wage. I’m not alone in that sentiment. Proud of Chappell for using this moment to say what’s needed to be said for decades.
February 3, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I’m 100% in agreement with Chappell Roan. As someone who worked in the music industry, I know I’d still be in it if our dedication to the art provided a living wage. I’m not alone in that sentiment. Proud of Chappell for using this moment to say what’s needed to be said for decades.
Gōng xǐ fā cái! From our family to yours! #lunarnewyear
January 29, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Gōng xǐ fā cái! From our family to yours! #lunarnewyear
This is the worst first week of a presidency since William Henry Harrison.
January 28, 2025 at 6:27 AM
This is the worst first week of a presidency since William Henry Harrison.
Pete Hegseth is a DUI hire.
January 25, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Pete Hegseth is a DUI hire.
I expected “Conclave” to have more dancing. #musicjokes #dadjokes
January 25, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I expected “Conclave” to have more dancing. #musicjokes #dadjokes
Just weeks after Luca Guadagnino walked out when Emilia Perez won Best Picture (Comedy/Musical) at the Golden Globes, Challengers receives zero #Oscar nominations. Feels both intentional and reactionary.
January 23, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Just weeks after Luca Guadagnino walked out when Emilia Perez won Best Picture (Comedy/Musical) at the Golden Globes, Challengers receives zero #Oscar nominations. Feels both intentional and reactionary.
Oh wait. I know why Trump pardoned Ross William Ulbricht, owner-operator of the world’s biggest drug trafficking and child 🌽 website— because he’s white.
January 22, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Oh wait. I know why Trump pardoned Ross William Ulbricht, owner-operator of the world’s biggest drug trafficking and child 🌽 website— because he’s white.
Anyone care to explain why Trump is pardoning Ross William Ulbricht, whose website (Silk Road) was a bastion for online drug trafficking, child 🌽, and assassination contracts? So we must “protect our border” and “save the kids,” but also pardon people who do worse, actual damage via the internet?
January 22, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Anyone care to explain why Trump is pardoning Ross William Ulbricht, whose website (Silk Road) was a bastion for online drug trafficking, child 🌽, and assassination contracts? So we must “protect our border” and “save the kids,” but also pardon people who do worse, actual damage via the internet?
Half of the people who claim Elon was giving “a Roman salute” think that the Rome in question existed in the United States.
January 21, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Half of the people who claim Elon was giving “a Roman salute” think that the Rome in question existed in the United States.
My wife is hotter than your wife. I’m not just saying this because she’s watching me type this message. I’m saying it because it’s true. Every room is brighter because she’s in it. Every person is better for knowing her. There’s no one I’d rather be unwashed and gassy with than her. Happy birthday.
January 21, 2025 at 3:35 AM
My wife is hotter than your wife. I’m not just saying this because she’s watching me type this message. I’m saying it because it’s true. Every room is brighter because she’s in it. Every person is better for knowing her. There’s no one I’d rather be unwashed and gassy with than her. Happy birthday.
If Tommy Wiseau’s “The Room” ever became a musical, it would sound like “Emilia Perez.”
January 14, 2025 at 2:16 AM
If Tommy Wiseau’s “The Room” ever became a musical, it would sound like “Emilia Perez.”
Squid Game Season 2: Spoiler-Free Review
December 27, 2024 at 5:48 AM
Squid Game Season 2: Spoiler-Free Review
If the Grinch’s heart actually grew three sizes, he wouldn’t save Christmas—he’d save a spot in the morgue. Cardiac rupture isn’t very festive.
December 24, 2024 at 3:24 AM
If the Grinch’s heart actually grew three sizes, he wouldn’t save Christmas—he’d save a spot in the morgue. Cardiac rupture isn’t very festive.
If you’re a college student and ask your mother to email me, your professor, to request extra credit to help you pass, you’ve failed more than just my class.
December 18, 2024 at 3:27 PM
If you’re a college student and ask your mother to email me, your professor, to request extra credit to help you pass, you’ve failed more than just my class.
A child of someone I graduated high school with just got into college. It’s time for me to retire from life. ✌🏾
December 17, 2024 at 1:59 AM
A child of someone I graduated high school with just got into college. It’s time for me to retire from life. ✌🏾
Equifax fucks up, leaks the PII of millions of people, and each member of the affected party in the lawsuit gets $7.44 of our troubles.
$7.44 can’t buy a breakfast sandwich and a coffee. This is some next-level bullshit.
$7.44 can’t buy a breakfast sandwich and a coffee. This is some next-level bullshit.
December 13, 2024 at 6:21 PM
Equifax fucks up, leaks the PII of millions of people, and each member of the affected party in the lawsuit gets $7.44 of our troubles.
$7.44 can’t buy a breakfast sandwich and a coffee. This is some next-level bullshit.
$7.44 can’t buy a breakfast sandwich and a coffee. This is some next-level bullshit.