nothing is a better motivator for deep cleaning your apartment than a cute top coming over for the weekend >:)

@libelousslander.bsky.social

what the hell is that smell dude

@p3t.bsky.social

im gay

google opinion rewards has showed me this abomination 5 times now and paid out every time what the fuck tiktok

really hope this doesnt affect my luigi theme chastity cage

the new season of futurama is seriously amazing, ep 3 and 4 in particular. god am i glad it's back

damn it they're out of my favorite, slut

why aren't bike-nuts a thing

friend: "come play Dark and Darker with us!"

*me sobbing already already trying to finish DREDGE, Ratchet and Clank: A Rift Apart, Diablo 4, the System Shock remake and Baldur's Gate 3 at the same time* okay i guess...

Juicero Tier ideas: AI controlled sneeze detectors that automatically send out narrow beams of sound in the direction of whoever sneezed

The recorded dB and pitch of the sneeze-data will be used for surveillance and marketing

ferrets are just like boats, it's way more fun knowing someone else who owns one

swedish is a beautiful language..

for american tourists to laugh their asses off when they see massive signs like this everywhere

i wonder how many epileptic seizures have been triggered by sickass #corsair #rgb gaming systems

this beautiful hand painted jazz cup chode is probably the first thing i'd scramble to save if a fire broke out

what about you guys, would you also lunge for your artisan chode dildos??

you know those horrid microwave burgers in little plastic boxes?

here's some juicy insider knowledge...

they're only sold for the checkout systems to be able to contact the authorities and immediately send help; i mean how ultra-mega-depressed do you have to be to actually eat one of those???