I'm not always right but I'm half right always

Everything is a conspiracy when you don't understand how anything works

I'd make fun of you for not answering the question, but I'm feeling generous

How thoughtless it is to buy a gift just because it's someone's birthday

Love is powerful, but it doesn't melt steel beams

"Do you want to like, talk on the phone, like great great great grandma and grandpa used to dream about"

Quick, retroactively build character

Impending beginnings
A start has concluded
Beginnings finale
The exciting possibilities of the end of it all
Of the start of a new conclusion 
Where one thing ends, another begins to end
Fresh Commencements
The exciting possibilities of One Thing ending before another begins to end

Beginninglessly likable