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Oysterwood Creatives
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🪵🎨 Handcrafted goods with bite. Oysterwood Creatives designs and screen prints bold, honest apparel and home décor from our studio in York, PA. Gen X edge, small-batch soul. https://oysterwood.com
Get ready to turn heads with our "Nice Beard! Can I Sit on It?" T-Shirt! Bold humor meets comfort at just $21.95. Perfect for any occasion! #FunnyTees #NiceBeard #GraphicTee
Nice Beard T-Shirt – Funny Adult Text Graphic Tee
Unisex 100% cotton T-shirt featuring the phrase "Nice beard! Can I sit on it?" in bold text. Screen printed by hand in York, PA. What's included: One Cotton T-Shirt in the size and color of your choice.
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January 10, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Rainy Saturday, 41° and perfect for indoor hobbies. Grabbed a quick bite at Wawa, now settling in with a cold pop and starting a “Fun and Fancy Free” movie binge. Winter weekends are made for relaxing and recharging.
#RainyDay #WinterWeekend #MovieTime
January 10, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Steal hearts this Valentine’s Day with our Heart Heist T-Shirt Bundle! ❤️👕 Matching tees for couples, just $29.95! Limited edition! #Valentines #CouplesTees #HeartHeist
Heart Heist T-Shirt Bundle – Valentine Couples Matching Tees
Couples Valentine T-shirt bundle with "The Heart Heist" graphic. Includes Women's G500L and Men's G500 in Azalea pink. Screen printed with water-based ink. What's included: One each Women's and Men's Cotton T-Shirt.
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January 10, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Celebrate love with our Lovers Club Valentine's Shirt Bundle! 💖 Limited Edition Cupid Tees for couples. Only $29.95! Perfect for gifting or photos! #ValentinesDay #CouplesTees #LoversClub #LimitedEdition
Lovers Club Valentine’s Shirt Bundle – Limited Edition Cupid Tee Set
Two-shirt Valentine's bundle in Azalea pink featuring "Le Club Des Amoureux" ("The Lovers Club") and "Valentine's Day Edition 2026." Limited release. What's included: One each Women's and Men's Cotton T-Shirt.
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January 9, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Light rain, 48° (wind chill 41°). Spent the afternoon working on winter-themed shirt prints and organizing holiday crafts—enjoying a glass of water as I finish up. Rainy days are ideal for steady progress indoors.
#WinterWork #HolidayPrep #ScreenPrinting
January 9, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Rock that Gen X attitude in our handmade sarcastic tee! Soft, stylish, and perfect for the fed-up. Grab yours for $17.95! #GenX #Sarcasm #TshirtLove
Sarcastic Slogan T-Shirt – Handmade Gen X Cotton Tee
A blunt graphic tee for the fed-up and over-it. Screen printed by hand on soft cotton with a dose of unapologetic attitude—some things deserve more honesty. What's included: One Cotton T-Shirt in the size and color of your choice.
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January 9, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Partly cloudy and 40° this evening—perfect for winding down with a cold home brewed beer and catching up on my favorite shows after a busy day of holiday prep in the shop. Looking forward to more indoor projects this weekend!
#WinterNights #CraftingLife #HomeBrew
January 8, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Sport your wit with the Stupidest Timeline T-Shirt! Bold, minimalist design, soft cotton, and a relaxed fit for $17.95. Perfect for humor lovers! #GraphicTee #Minimalist #HumorFashion #GenXStyle
Stupidest Timeline T-Shirt – Minimalist Bold Graphic Tee
Unisex 100% cotton graphic tee with bold red square border and contrasting text. Screen printed by hand for a striking minimalist style. What's included: One Cotton T-Shirt in the size and color of your choice.
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January 8, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Cloudy and 53°, wind chill at 52°. Spent the afternoon finishing up winter-themed shirt prints and organizing holiday craft supplies—enjoying a glass of water as I work. Cold, overcast days make for steady progress on indoor projects.
#WinterWork #HolidayPrep #ScreenPrinting
January 8, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Mostly cloudy and 52°, wind chill at 51°. Spent the early afternoon prepping new winter shirt designs and organizing holiday craft supplies—enjoying a small 8 oz Red Bull to keep focused. Winter projects are shaping up nicely as orders roll in.
#WinterWork #HolidayPrep #ScreenPrinting
January 8, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Embrace adulthood with humor! Get our “The hardest unpaid job I ever applied for” tee for just $17.95. Perfect for tired grown-ups! #FunnyTShirt #Sarcasm #GenX #AdultLife
Funny Adult T-Shirt – Sarcastic Graphic Tee for Men and Women
Soft cotton T-shirt with a bold design for anyone who's over it. Screen printed by hand in York, PA — perfect for burned-out adults everywhere. What's included: One Cotton T-Shirt in the size and color of your choice.
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January 8, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Partly cloudy, 43° (wind chill 39°). Wrapping up a long day of packing holiday orders and planning tomorrow’s projects with a glass of water. Winter nights are perfect for reflecting and regrouping for the busy season ahead.
#WinterNights #HolidayPrep #CraftingLife
January 8, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Unleash your spooky side with the Dr. Caldwell’s Apothecary Shirt! Perfect for Halloween vibes at just $17.95. #HalloweenFashion #VintageTees #SpookyStyle
Dr. Caldwell’s Apothecary Shirt – Vintage Halloween Tee
Dr. Caldwell is back with an all-new design—this apothecary shirt captures the spooky charm of potions, poisons, and vintage Halloween style. What's included: One Cotton T-Shirt in the size and color of your choice.
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January 7, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Mostly sunny and 54°, wind chill at 51°. Spent the afternoon organizing winter craft supplies and packing up holiday orders—enjoying a glass of water as I wrap up. These crisp afternoons are perfect for steady indoor progress.

#WinterWork #HolidayPrep #ScreenPrinting
January 7, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Partly sunny and 55°, wind chill at 50°. Spent the afternoon sorting winter inventory and packing holiday orders—enjoying a glass of water while keeping things moving in the shop. Winter projects are in full swing. Stay productive!
#WinterWork #HolidayPrep #ScreenPrinting
January 7, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Mostly cloudy and 42°, wind chill at 36°. Enjoying a hot cup of tea while organizing winter inventory and prepping holiday craft orders. Perfect weather for indoor progress. Stay warm and keep moving forward!
#WinterWork #HolidayPrep #CraftingLife
January 7, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Join the Rascally Raccoon Social Club! 🦝 This whimsical tee is perfect for animal lovers. Get yours for $21.95! #RaccoonLove #CartoonTee #ForestFriends
Rascally Raccoon Social Club T-Shirt – Cartoon Animal Graphic Tee
Unisex Comfort Colors t-shirt featuring playful raccoons in action around the text "Rascally Raccoon Social Club." Screen printed in York, PA. What's included: One Cotton T-Shirt in the size and color of your choice.
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January 7, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Gear up for Black Friday with our Warrior T-Shirt! Coffee cup graphic, 100% cotton, only $21.95. Perfect for deal-hunters! #BlackFriday #ShoppersDelight #CoffeeLovers
Black Friday Warrior T-Shirt – Coffee Cup Graphic Tee
Unisex 100% cotton T-shirt featuring "Black Friday Warrior" with a hand holding a coffee cup bursting through a circle. Printed in vibrant detail. What's included: One Cotton T-Shirt in the size and color of your choice.
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January 6, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Cloudy and 42°, wind chill at 37°. Spent the afternoon finishing up winter shirt orders and organizing supplies for holiday projects—enjoying a glass of water as I wrap up. Cold days like this are made for steady progress indoors.

#WinterWork #HolidayPrep #ScreenPrinting
January 6, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Cloudy and 39°, wind chill at 35°—perfect afternoon for organizing winter orders and prepping new holiday shirt prints. Enjoying a glass of water and keeping things moving in the shop. Winter is all about staying productive indoors.
#WinterWork #HolidayPrep #ScreenPrinting
January 6, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Cloudy and 33° this morning—perfect for staying in, enjoying a glass of water, and organizing winter orders. Holiday prep is in full swing here at the shop. Stay warm and productive!
#WinterWork #HolidayPrep #ScreenPrinting
January 6, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Show off your humor with the "My Wife Has Fabulous Boobs" T-Shirt! Hand-printed, comfy, and cheeky! Grab yours for just $21.95! #FunnyTees #AdultHumor #GraphicTee
My Wife Has Fabulous Boobs T-Shirt – Funny Adult Graphic Tee
Unisex 100% cotton T-shirt featuring the phrase "My wife has fabulous boobs!" in bold text. Screen printed by hand in York, PA. What's included: One Cotton T-Shirt in the size and color of your choice.
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January 6, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Cloudy and 28° this morning—ideal for staying in with a hot cup of tea and planning out new winter craft projects. Winter is all about making the most of indoor creativity. Stay warm and productive today!

#WinterMornings #CraftingLife #ScreenPrinting
January 6, 2026 at 12:21 PM
Mostly cloudy, 31° (wind chill 22°)—perfect night to relax with a cold beer and unwind with an old favorite: “The Twilight Zone.” Winter evenings like this are what I look forward to after a busy day of printing and planning. Stay cozy out there!

#WinterNights #CozyEvenings #TheTwilightZone
January 6, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Cloudy, 33°, and the wind chill makes it feel like 24°—perfect night to enjoy a glass of water, catch up on shows, and brainstorm some cozy winter craft ideas. Winter evenings are made for family, hobbies, and a little creative downtime. Stay warm!
#WinterEvenings #CozyNights #CraftingLife
January 6, 2026 at 12:11 AM