Chris
@oxpxuqoud1.bsky.social
🏳️🌈 / AuDHD / Tired of psycho people ruining things
Why do I have this? Because sometimes you want to be around people, but not really.
Posting into the void, without expecting any interaction. But also hi.
📍 Boorloo / Perth, WA 🇦🇺
Why do I have this? Because sometimes you want to be around people, but not really.
Posting into the void, without expecting any interaction. But also hi.
📍 Boorloo / Perth, WA 🇦🇺
My favourite part of Fair Day this year was the bootlicking of the corporate sponsors. So proud.
November 23, 2025 at 7:26 AM
My favourite part of Fair Day this year was the bootlicking of the corporate sponsors. So proud.
🚴♂️21.67 km - back home just as the rain started.
November 22, 2025 at 1:23 AM
🚴♂️21.67 km - back home just as the rain started.
I fixed it. I’m a fixer.
Plex doesn’t work without an Internet connection anymore 😾
a cat is sitting in front of a lightning bolt with the words `` consider yourself ... missed on '' .
ALT: a cat is sitting in front of a lightning bolt with the words `` consider yourself ... missed on '' .
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November 20, 2025 at 11:05 AM
I fixed it. I’m a fixer.
First day of funemployment and I went to the nude beach with a new friend at 6 AM, talked about bodies, queerness, nudism, all kinds of music, dance parties, Pride, and a bunch of other stuff, and then continued over breakfast at a cafe.
And here I was worried that not having a job would suck.
And here I was worried that not having a job would suck.
November 20, 2025 at 3:21 AM
First day of funemployment and I went to the nude beach with a new friend at 6 AM, talked about bodies, queerness, nudism, all kinds of music, dance parties, Pride, and a bunch of other stuff, and then continued over breakfast at a cafe.
And here I was worried that not having a job would suck.
And here I was worried that not having a job would suck.
New Stargate series is coming?!
a man in a black coat is standing in a dark room with the words comtrya !!! below him
ALT: a man in a black coat is standing in a dark room with the words comtrya !!! below him
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November 20, 2025 at 3:13 AM
New Stargate series is coming?!
Plex doesn’t work without an Internet connection anymore 😾
a cat is sitting in front of a lightning bolt with the words `` consider yourself ... missed on '' .
ALT: a cat is sitting in front of a lightning bolt with the words `` consider yourself ... missed on '' .
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November 19, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Plex doesn’t work without an Internet connection anymore 😾
I need to see Robyn, Sophie Ellis-Bextor, and Alison Goldfrapp touring together ASAP.
November 16, 2025 at 11:49 AM
I need to see Robyn, Sophie Ellis-Bextor, and Alison Goldfrapp touring together ASAP.
Silly mental health walk sightings
November 14, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Silly mental health walk sightings
Part time job interviewed for & onboarded before the current full time one ends next week.
Fuck yeah 💪🏻
Fuck yeah 💪🏻
November 14, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Part time job interviewed for & onboarded before the current full time one ends next week.
Fuck yeah 💪🏻
Fuck yeah 💪🏻
Dear Perth,
Please stop hosting cool gigs at the Fremantle Prison. It’s fucking weird.
Regards
People that don’t like jails
Please stop hosting cool gigs at the Fremantle Prison. It’s fucking weird.
Regards
People that don’t like jails
November 13, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Dear Perth,
Please stop hosting cool gigs at the Fremantle Prison. It’s fucking weird.
Regards
People that don’t like jails
Please stop hosting cool gigs at the Fremantle Prison. It’s fucking weird.
Regards
People that don’t like jails
Went to a group job interview yesterday & was worried I was supremely inexperienced.
Just heard they’re reaching out to my references.
Might’ve shed a little tear of joy 🥲
Just heard they’re reaching out to my references.
Might’ve shed a little tear of joy 🥲
November 12, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Went to a group job interview yesterday & was worried I was supremely inexperienced.
Just heard they’re reaching out to my references.
Might’ve shed a little tear of joy 🥲
Just heard they’re reaching out to my references.
Might’ve shed a little tear of joy 🥲
After 33 years I have finally finished Jill of the Jungle
November 11, 2025 at 10:25 AM
After 33 years I have finally finished Jill of the Jungle
Very this
sex slings look like they would do wonders for my lower back. buying one and just rocking around in the backyard with a drink and a book in it like it's a patio hammock
November 11, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Very this
Reposted by Chris
My little pill sorter says it’s only Tuesday, but my pure heart says I’ve been much braver than that
November 11, 2025 at 8:35 AM
My little pill sorter says it’s only Tuesday, but my pure heart says I’ve been much braver than that
Quote with a 10/10 album
November 7, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Quote with a 10/10 album
Hello.
My nails have never stayed this long. I’m definitely gesturing a lot more. I end up biting them when I’m feeling afraid to be confident, I’ve realised.
What colour should I paint them?
My nails have never stayed this long. I’m definitely gesturing a lot more. I end up biting them when I’m feeling afraid to be confident, I’ve realised.
What colour should I paint them?
November 6, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Hello.
My nails have never stayed this long. I’m definitely gesturing a lot more. I end up biting them when I’m feeling afraid to be confident, I’ve realised.
What colour should I paint them?
My nails have never stayed this long. I’m definitely gesturing a lot more. I end up biting them when I’m feeling afraid to be confident, I’ve realised.
What colour should I paint them?
Received notice for redundancy today.
Actual pic of me for the next 2 weeks & someone asks me a question.
Actual pic of me for the next 2 weeks & someone asks me a question.
elmo from sesame street is looking at the camera while standing in front of a wall .
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November 5, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Received notice for redundancy today.
Actual pic of me for the next 2 weeks & someone asks me a question.
Actual pic of me for the next 2 weeks & someone asks me a question.
Watching “Celebrity Traitors” for the plot.
The plot:
The plot:
October 24, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Watching “Celebrity Traitors” for the plot.
The plot:
The plot:
Any time someone on The Traitors says… take a drink
- I’m being 100%
- It feels like you’re deflecting
- Double bluff
- I’m being 100%
- It feels like you’re deflecting
- Double bluff
October 21, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Any time someone on The Traitors says… take a drink
- I’m being 100%
- It feels like you’re deflecting
- Double bluff
- I’m being 100%
- It feels like you’re deflecting
- Double bluff
Dolphin spotting with mum & sis (not pictured)
October 21, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Dolphin spotting with mum & sis (not pictured)
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humanity is saved if we collectively agree to go back to shitty dial-up internet. people get bored of 50kb/s speeds and go outside. emissions fall as AI data centres lose their viability. social media is dead forever. you still can enjoy IMs, CD-ROMs, forums and silly cat .gifs
October 18, 2025 at 7:32 PM
humanity is saved if we collectively agree to go back to shitty dial-up internet. people get bored of 50kb/s speeds and go outside. emissions fall as AI data centres lose their viability. social media is dead forever. you still can enjoy IMs, CD-ROMs, forums and silly cat .gifs