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sentient yogurt, fuck generative AI, *snorts purple transformers*

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I have been so boiled alive irl seeing that fire and ash is this FRIDAY has got me salivating over sweet release of 3 hours of cinema
December 15, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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December 13, 2025 at 2:55 AM
the furnace's humidifier cannot keep up 😔 it's maxed out and the main floor is barely holding 20%. i'm getting shocked by every piece of metal and am itchy
December 8, 2025 at 2:00 PM
this yogurt I have had in the fridge for a few months looks okay, smells sorta okay, and tastes probably okay. I'll find out if it is truly okay in about an hour
December 1, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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BY THE WAY

If you've updated to Windows 11 recently, you're probably on version 25H2.

There's a new setting in Settings: Privacy & Security.

Scroll aaaaaaaalll the way to the bottom and you'll see "Text and Image Generation."

TURN IT OFF.
October 17, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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Hey hey so-- you know we NEVER do this...Holiday sale business. Our main sale of the year runs in October but this year, since things were a bit of a mess we decided to run our sale one more time From Now until Monday!
shop.windywallflower.com/23/

Applies to everywhere, US included this time!
November 24, 2025 at 5:15 PM
the nurse said i have very nice veins 😎 quickest blood draw ever
November 23, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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Accidentally pronounced it "Garshom" once like it's French and now I keep doing it for the bit
November 21, 2025 at 2:02 PM
upstairs situationship having 3am arguments that stressed little ol me out so much I fainted on them 😭 one way to end their fight for the night
November 22, 2025 at 9:16 AM
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✨ONESHOT COMMS✨
Okayyyy so I'm taking comms in 2 styles BOTH are priced at $80 CAD so its just up to your preference!
+ $20 CAD working from ONLY text description
+ $40 CAD for each extra character!

Just fill out this fancy form if you're incherested I'll email ya!
forms.gle/KFBA9nz6hVVF...
November 21, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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🐰ちゃん #OC
November 17, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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Hello my funky little americans~ have you been eying something on our shop?
shop.windywallflower.com/23/

would you like a funky discount for that item in exchange for letting us test our shipping capabilities?
pls DM! we'll give you a code!
The Windy & Wallflower Shop – Self-published books, comics and pins
shop.windywallflower.com
November 17, 2025 at 3:58 PM
mr marbles is getting geriatric I am so sad. he's such a lil guy
November 17, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Kitty sending positivity 🩵🤍🩷

#art #cuteart #transawarenessmonth #caturday
November 15, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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not every story is a parable, homie. there is not always a lesson or argument being made, nor some dark mechanism working to bend your principles in its favor. sometimes it's just an opportunity for you (and the author) to explore something strange and unusual from the safety of your couches.
November 16, 2025 at 2:17 PM
one big issue with spending 4 days sleeping and napping most of the day is that even though I am now feeling quite a bit better (speed ran that cold heheheh), I am wide awake at 3am
November 12, 2025 at 8:13 AM
we're supposedly getting big aurora light shows tonight except I got total cloud cover feck
November 12, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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Nothing Feels Real Anymore
November 8, 2025 at 9:01 PM
the hardest parts of training people is letting them make mistakes and telling them they got to do better when they think they're doing okay
November 7, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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November 6, 2025 at 2:10 PM
GUYS I GOT TO SEE THE NORTHERN LIGHTS!!!??? IN THE CITY???? I DIDN'T KNOW THEY WIGGLED AROUND THAT FAST THAT'S AMAZING
November 6, 2025 at 4:24 AM
we've only been open two days and i am already over it
November 2, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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I wanted to post Soundwave's on 31 oct but i missed it55555
#TFP #TFgijinka #maccadam
November 2, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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OoOhh I love dinosaurs
November 2, 2025 at 12:59 AM
some moron that was weaving and tailgating, then brake checked a cop car (undercover, but obviously a cop imo) that was keeping an eye on them. instant justice once the lights popped on
November 2, 2025 at 5:15 AM