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Owen Morgan
@owenmorgan.bsky.social
· Nov 19
check out my book, Was Hitler an Atheist?
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Somebody should start a Facebook for dogs called facebork
May 31, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Somebody should start a Facebook for dogs called facebork
I’ve been looking for an opportunity to bring back the phrase “captain William Dolittle third class at your service, AKA Will Do” but the moment hasn’t been right
May 1, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I’ve been looking for an opportunity to bring back the phrase “captain William Dolittle third class at your service, AKA Will Do” but the moment hasn’t been right
I live in a brick house. I haven’t bought air conditioners yet since I just moved. It’s 75 outside today, it was 40 last night. It stayed about 68 in the house all day
I have never had a house this well insulated. I mean holy shit. It’s a complete waste of munny and electricity to NOT have brick
I have never had a house this well insulated. I mean holy shit. It’s a complete waste of munny and electricity to NOT have brick
March 29, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I live in a brick house. I haven’t bought air conditioners yet since I just moved. It’s 75 outside today, it was 40 last night. It stayed about 68 in the house all day
I have never had a house this well insulated. I mean holy shit. It’s a complete waste of munny and electricity to NOT have brick
I have never had a house this well insulated. I mean holy shit. It’s a complete waste of munny and electricity to NOT have brick
I’m a broke ass hoe. I can’t afford that shit
March 23, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I’m a broke ass hoe. I can’t afford that shit
The answer was shoes but I like to pretend it’s full of hoes
March 23, 2025 at 10:42 PM
The answer was shoes but I like to pretend it’s full of hoes
Hey great seeing you around. Haven’t seen you in a while
March 23, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Hey great seeing you around. Haven’t seen you in a while
I wonder what’s in this box
March 22, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I wonder what’s in this box
I don’t believe in using the tops of bags
March 21, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I don’t believe in using the tops of bags
cant wait for the elonald mump breakup
February 10, 2025 at 10:17 PM
cant wait for the elonald mump breakup
anybody remember this little ditty
February 9, 2025 at 1:15 AM
anybody remember this little ditty
people who arent legal experts dont realize this because they dont watch as closely but we aren't a secular state anymore. the supreme court erased protections that guaranteed secularlism over the past few years.
January 6, 2025 at 4:40 PM
people who arent legal experts dont realize this because they dont watch as closely but we aren't a secular state anymore. the supreme court erased protections that guaranteed secularlism over the past few years.
necco wafers are fucking disgusting
January 4, 2025 at 3:35 AM
necco wafers are fucking disgusting
i want to write about the trump theology next. i mean the group of people thhat view him as the second messiah. they're out there
December 29, 2024 at 5:35 PM
i want to write about the trump theology next. i mean the group of people thhat view him as the second messiah. they're out there
theres nothing worse than when a writer writes about something they know nothing about. like drug addiction or world war 2. it pulls me right out of the story
December 26, 2024 at 6:27 PM
theres nothing worse than when a writer writes about something they know nothing about. like drug addiction or world war 2. it pulls me right out of the story
don't get the tip of your kid's dick snipped off
December 19, 2024 at 3:32 PM
don't get the tip of your kid's dick snipped off
i feed the cats twice a day at 10:30 am and 10:30 pm. they start bitching about 30 minutes before it's time to eat. every single time. like they can read a clock
i imagine it's probably not the position of the sun. it goes down later and later during the summer
i imagine it's probably not the position of the sun. it goes down later and later during the summer
December 17, 2024 at 4:28 PM
i feed the cats twice a day at 10:30 am and 10:30 pm. they start bitching about 30 minutes before it's time to eat. every single time. like they can read a clock
i imagine it's probably not the position of the sun. it goes down later and later during the summer
i imagine it's probably not the position of the sun. it goes down later and later during the summer
Type “cats are” and let your phone complete it
Cats are not dogs they just are humans they don’t have to have any other dogs to do anything they can be in a room and you have a dog and a cat that you have a pet and you can do whatever they are a cat that they can be your dog
Cats are not dogs they just are humans they don’t have to have any other dogs to do anything they can be in a room and you have a dog and a cat that you have a pet and you can do whatever they are a cat that they can be your dog
December 15, 2024 at 4:34 AM
Type “cats are” and let your phone complete it
Cats are not dogs they just are humans they don’t have to have any other dogs to do anything they can be in a room and you have a dog and a cat that you have a pet and you can do whatever they are a cat that they can be your dog
Cats are not dogs they just are humans they don’t have to have any other dogs to do anything they can be in a room and you have a dog and a cat that you have a pet and you can do whatever they are a cat that they can be your dog
water was limited in nazi concentration camps and jehovahs witnesses believe you have to be fully emersed in water to be baptized so they would request work duty on drainage ditches and theyd pretend to be fucking with the person by pushing them all the way under sewage water
December 14, 2024 at 10:52 PM
water was limited in nazi concentration camps and jehovahs witnesses believe you have to be fully emersed in water to be baptized so they would request work duty on drainage ditches and theyd pretend to be fucking with the person by pushing them all the way under sewage water
You could report it but nobody would give a shit sadly
December 12, 2024 at 10:44 PM
You could report it but nobody would give a shit sadly
might have been done without anybody knowing. it doesnt have to be a request. sometimes the doctor just does it. its more of a doctor problem than a patient problem because the doctor should know better
December 12, 2024 at 10:37 PM
might have been done without anybody knowing. it doesnt have to be a request. sometimes the doctor just does it. its more of a doctor problem than a patient problem because the doctor should know better
doctors often do it anyway. i was in the room when it happened to somebody and the doctor leaned over and said "good as new. maybe even a little better."
December 12, 2024 at 10:33 PM
doctors often do it anyway. i was in the room when it happened to somebody and the doctor leaned over and said "good as new. maybe even a little better."
When they’re stitching up a woman after childbirth, men often ask the doctor to put in an extra stitch. It doesn’t actually improve anything but it can slow healing and make things more dangerous. Doctors often put it in anyway. It’s called the husband stitch. Read about it
December 12, 2024 at 5:40 AM
When they’re stitching up a woman after childbirth, men often ask the doctor to put in an extra stitch. It doesn’t actually improve anything but it can slow healing and make things more dangerous. Doctors often put it in anyway. It’s called the husband stitch. Read about it
It’s not bad. I hope more people join
Glad I could help. It took me a while to wake up from the right wing bs too
Glad I could help. It took me a while to wake up from the right wing bs too
December 10, 2024 at 6:01 PM
It’s not bad. I hope more people join
Glad I could help. It took me a while to wake up from the right wing bs too
Glad I could help. It took me a while to wake up from the right wing bs too
This is one of the stupidest ads I’ve ever seen on a New York subway
December 10, 2024 at 5:25 PM
This is one of the stupidest ads I’ve ever seen on a New York subway