Tim Champa
@overweightchamp.bsky.social
Boston-based standup comedian (Joke of the Year Winner - 2024 Boston Comedy Choice Awards, Boston Comedy Festival, SF Sketchfest). Politics, video games, Star Wars, TV, movies (esp. sci fi and horror), music (esp. punk, pop, R&B, 90s alternative).
Elon convincing his kids to eat: “there are starving children in Africa who work in my mine”
February 22, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Elon convincing his kids to eat: “there are starving children in Africa who work in my mine”
these tariffs are going to dramatically increase the cost of my fentanyl
February 4, 2025 at 2:48 PM
these tariffs are going to dramatically increase the cost of my fentanyl
I don’t know if it’s possible to make a dog racist, but I’m gonna keep doing my experiments
January 27, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I don’t know if it’s possible to make a dog racist, but I’m gonna keep doing my experiments
I spent all of high school and college playing in punk bands and that whole time I never saw anyone rock out as hard as my daughter does to “The Ants Go Marching In”
January 23, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I spent all of high school and college playing in punk bands and that whole time I never saw anyone rock out as hard as my daughter does to “The Ants Go Marching In”
I think if I was constantly complaining about my party being unfairly labeled as a bunch of racists and nazis, I would probably go out of my way to avoid doing anything that looks even remotely like a nazi salute
January 20, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I think if I was constantly complaining about my party being unfairly labeled as a bunch of racists and nazis, I would probably go out of my way to avoid doing anything that looks even remotely like a nazi salute
I genuinely don’t think all cops are monsters—some of them are just regular, Average Joes who, like most people, are bad at their jobs
January 20, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I genuinely don’t think all cops are monsters—some of them are just regular, Average Joes who, like most people, are bad at their jobs
some people feel the need to go on social media and project a level of fame and success they don’t actually have and it makes me cringe so hard every time I do it
January 19, 2025 at 10:46 PM
some people feel the need to go on social media and project a level of fame and success they don’t actually have and it makes me cringe so hard every time I do it
only four more days until, per tradition, we put Joe Biden on an ice floe and push him out to sea
January 16, 2025 at 11:53 PM
only four more days until, per tradition, we put Joe Biden on an ice floe and push him out to sea
brb I have to heart react to a post and then text it to the group chat saying “I hate this”
January 16, 2025 at 4:32 PM
brb I have to heart react to a post and then text it to the group chat saying “I hate this”
was really hoping my daughter didnt inherit my food issues, but she just said “I love you” to a cookie
January 9, 2025 at 10:07 PM
was really hoping my daughter didnt inherit my food issues, but she just said “I love you” to a cookie
being a politician should be like jury duty. I dont trust anyone who WANTS to be town comptroller
January 6, 2025 at 3:57 PM
being a politician should be like jury duty. I dont trust anyone who WANTS to be town comptroller
leaving the Globetrotters game early after it became clear the Washington General weren’t going to pull out a win
December 26, 2024 at 8:48 PM
leaving the Globetrotters game early after it became clear the Washington General weren’t going to pull out a win
Christmas is that magical time of year when my whole extended family gathers around to watch my nephew play Minecraft
December 25, 2024 at 2:28 PM
Christmas is that magical time of year when my whole extended family gathers around to watch my nephew play Minecraft
Russell Stover is a great way to tell someone that you know they love chocolate and you think they are old
December 24, 2024 at 11:28 PM
Russell Stover is a great way to tell someone that you know they love chocolate and you think they are old
my daughter put all her Duplos in her onesie and now shes clanking around the house like Jacob Marley
December 17, 2024 at 4:39 PM
my daughter put all her Duplos in her onesie and now shes clanking around the house like Jacob Marley
any time I get my hair cut short there’s a part of me that feels like I lost an argument with my mom
December 14, 2024 at 3:53 PM
any time I get my hair cut short there’s a part of me that feels like I lost an argument with my mom
he isnt dead he’s suffering from a post-existing condition
December 5, 2024 at 12:59 AM
he isnt dead he’s suffering from a post-existing condition
my daughter was watching the Disney Channel and said “I love you” to Mickey Mouse, a thing she has not said to me yet
December 3, 2024 at 2:11 PM
my daughter was watching the Disney Channel and said “I love you” to Mickey Mouse, a thing she has not said to me yet
anytime my daughter cries when she meets a mall santa, I just lean over to one of the other parents and go “she can always tell
November 29, 2024 at 7:51 PM
anytime my daughter cries when she meets a mall santa, I just lean over to one of the other parents and go “she can always tell
watching a movie where two exes finally figure out how to be friends post-divorce and saying to my wife “that could be us one day”
November 28, 2024 at 2:59 AM
watching a movie where two exes finally figure out how to be friends post-divorce and saying to my wife “that could be us one day”
November 28, 2024 at 1:42 AM
Sisyphean loan shark cursed to push Jay Leno down hill for all eternity
November 22, 2024 at 3:26 PM
Sisyphean loan shark cursed to push Jay Leno down hill for all eternity
“the rhythm method” is what JD Vance calls it when he shakes a crying baby
November 19, 2024 at 5:26 AM
“the rhythm method” is what JD Vance calls it when he shakes a crying baby
Trump is threatening to deport 10 million Mexicans—to put that into perspective thats like 5 million Gabriel Iglesiases
November 19, 2024 at 4:56 AM
Trump is threatening to deport 10 million Mexicans—to put that into perspective thats like 5 million Gabriel Iglesiases