Phil E. Buster
@overpricedvodka.com
ππΏ: Rafi D'Angelo
π : Wall Street, NYC
π: overpricedvodka.com
πΈ: instagram.com/overpricedvodka
π§: rafi@overpricedvodka.com
Bi. Black. Boring.
Mostly music and reality TV.
π : Wall Street, NYC
π: overpricedvodka.com
πΈ: instagram.com/overpricedvodka
π§: rafi@overpricedvodka.com
Bi. Black. Boring.
Mostly music and reality TV.
Pinned
Phil E. Buster
@overpricedvodka.com
Β· Nov 17
Going to pin this at the top for awhile so old mutuals will recognize me and strangers will know that:
1. I'm a Black man
2. I read books
3. I have a lot of hair
4. I'm often on my way to treat myself to a nice little nap
1. I'm a Black man
2. I read books
3. I have a lot of hair
4. I'm often on my way to treat myself to a nice little nap
On a mission to try random restaurants in my neighborhood...
What is this? This is a Anna May thing isn't it?
What is this? This is a Anna May thing isn't it?
February 12, 2026 at 10:26 PM
On a mission to try random restaurants in my neighborhood...
What is this? This is a Anna May thing isn't it?
What is this? This is a Anna May thing isn't it?
Please shut up and apply one grain of critical thinking before you hit "post" on your latest conspiracy.
February 12, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Please shut up and apply one grain of critical thinking before you hit "post" on your latest conspiracy.
So many things are actually "pedophile sex ring" that now y'all believe the most innocuous things are "pedophile sex ring" and you're exhausting regular people who want to keep up, stay informed, apply pressure, and push for repercussions.
February 12, 2026 at 2:58 PM
So many things are actually "pedophile sex ring" that now y'all believe the most innocuous things are "pedophile sex ring" and you're exhausting regular people who want to keep up, stay informed, apply pressure, and push for repercussions.
Fine πͺπ’
a man in a suit and tie is walking in front of a wall with a cbs logo on it
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is walking in front of a wall with a cbs logo on it
media.tenor.com
February 12, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Fine πͺπ’
I'm bout to act UP
February 11, 2026 at 5:45 AM
I'm bout to act UP
My current conspiracy theory is around Jill Zarin being fired from the RHONY reboot because plenty of reality stars have said way worse and kept their jobs.
I just think everyone involved in the project CANNOT STAND HER and this was a good excuse to get her gone.
I just think everyone involved in the project CANNOT STAND HER and this was a good excuse to get her gone.
a woman in a suit stands in a hallway
ALT: a woman in a suit stands in a hallway
media.tenor.com
February 11, 2026 at 12:13 AM
My current conspiracy theory is around Jill Zarin being fired from the RHONY reboot because plenty of reality stars have said way worse and kept their jobs.
I just think everyone involved in the project CANNOT STAND HER and this was a good excuse to get her gone.
I just think everyone involved in the project CANNOT STAND HER and this was a good excuse to get her gone.
I think their little age jokes are cute because:
1) They're still trying to sleep with me so....
2) I look great for elderly
1) They're still trying to sleep with me so....
2) I look great for elderly
February 10, 2026 at 5:57 PM
I think their little age jokes are cute because:
1) They're still trying to sleep with me so....
2) I look great for elderly
1) They're still trying to sleep with me so....
2) I look great for elderly
I met a guy in a bar and on the train back to my apt, we realized he was born in the 2000s while I was born in the 1980s and he said, "that's okay because elderly people always have better snacks."
And he was not wrong.
When I went to his apartment all he had was White Claws and a vape.
And he was not wrong.
When I went to his apartment all he had was White Claws and a vape.
February 10, 2026 at 5:46 PM
I met a guy in a bar and on the train back to my apt, we realized he was born in the 2000s while I was born in the 1980s and he said, "that's okay because elderly people always have better snacks."
And he was not wrong.
When I went to his apartment all he had was White Claws and a vape.
And he was not wrong.
When I went to his apartment all he had was White Claws and a vape.
No prob, just wanted to check!
February 9, 2026 at 11:50 PM
No prob, just wanted to check!
What do you mean? I wasn't intending to disrespect her or anything. Did I write something poorly?
February 9, 2026 at 11:21 PM
What do you mean? I wasn't intending to disrespect her or anything. Did I write something poorly?
Ilia Malinin might be the second person to do a backflip legally at the Olympics, but Surya Bonaly will always be the first person brave enough to do it on one foot at the Olympics when it was against the rules.
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Surya Bonaly and the Backflip - Overpriced Vodka
Ilia Malinin is being lauded for his backflip at the Olympics, but let's not forget Surya Bonaly.
overpricedvodka.com
February 9, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Ilia Malinin might be the second person to do a backflip legally at the Olympics, but Surya Bonaly will always be the first person brave enough to do it on one foot at the Olympics when it was against the rules.
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Surya Bonaly doing a backflip at the Olympics after the judges told her not to is a defining moment of sports in the 90s.
February 9, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Surya Bonaly doing a backflip at the Olympics after the judges told her not to is a defining moment of sports in the 90s.
The only way to top Bad Bunny is to have him call me to bring poppers and lube so tha---
I mean have Beyonce do the show again next year to really piss people off.
I mean have Beyonce do the show again next year to really piss people off.
February 9, 2026 at 2:26 AM
The only way to top Bad Bunny is to have him call me to bring poppers and lube so tha---
I mean have Beyonce do the show again next year to really piss people off.
I mean have Beyonce do the show again next year to really piss people off.
Y'all they trynna roast me in this meeting because I'm eating Cheetos with chopsticks.
I maintain this is a completely normal way to prevent cheese dust from getting on everything.
I maintain this is a completely normal way to prevent cheese dust from getting on everything.
February 5, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Y'all they trynna roast me in this meeting because I'm eating Cheetos with chopsticks.
I maintain this is a completely normal way to prevent cheese dust from getting on everything.
I maintain this is a completely normal way to prevent cheese dust from getting on everything.
I actually love it when someone asks me to watch their stuff in a cafΓ© because if strangers are still trusting strangers I feel a little better about society in general.
But this lady been gone for 20 min! Mama I got errands to run!
But this lady been gone for 20 min! Mama I got errands to run!
February 1, 2026 at 4:26 PM
I actually love it when someone asks me to watch their stuff in a cafΓ© because if strangers are still trusting strangers I feel a little better about society in general.
But this lady been gone for 20 min! Mama I got errands to run!
But this lady been gone for 20 min! Mama I got errands to run!
Ladies. You do NOT have to have your dumbass boyfriend on your podcast!
The Eliesabeth dude is barely literate.
The Murdaugh dude is a terrible actor.
And the Rotten Mango dude is either never paying attention or he's a complete idiot because his questions are always so frustratingly stupid.
The Eliesabeth dude is barely literate.
The Murdaugh dude is a terrible actor.
And the Rotten Mango dude is either never paying attention or he's a complete idiot because his questions are always so frustratingly stupid.
January 31, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Ladies. You do NOT have to have your dumbass boyfriend on your podcast!
The Eliesabeth dude is barely literate.
The Murdaugh dude is a terrible actor.
And the Rotten Mango dude is either never paying attention or he's a complete idiot because his questions are always so frustratingly stupid.
The Eliesabeth dude is barely literate.
The Murdaugh dude is a terrible actor.
And the Rotten Mango dude is either never paying attention or he's a complete idiot because his questions are always so frustratingly stupid.
Behind every woman with a true crime podcast, there's an utterly useless man just waiting to get on the mic and contribute absolutely nothing.
January 31, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Behind every woman with a true crime podcast, there's an utterly useless man just waiting to get on the mic and contribute absolutely nothing.
It's only called ICE if it's from the Champagne region of border security.
Otherwise it's just sparkling terrorism.
Otherwise it's just sparkling terrorism.
January 26, 2026 at 5:02 PM
It's only called ICE if it's from the Champagne region of border security.
Otherwise it's just sparkling terrorism.
Otherwise it's just sparkling terrorism.
Why did y'all let me make a broccoli soup in a crock pot in my STUDIO apartment? It cooks for six hours.
My whole pad smells like farts.
My whole pad smells like farts.
January 25, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Why did y'all let me make a broccoli soup in a crock pot in my STUDIO apartment? It cooks for six hours.
My whole pad smells like farts.
My whole pad smells like farts.
NYC: If anyone needs anything before the snow, please don't hesitate to reach out to me.
I won't get it it for you, but it might remind me of something I meant to get for myself.π
I won't get it it for you, but it might remind me of something I meant to get for myself.π
January 24, 2026 at 4:00 PM
NYC: If anyone needs anything before the snow, please don't hesitate to reach out to me.
I won't get it it for you, but it might remind me of something I meant to get for myself.π
I won't get it it for you, but it might remind me of something I meant to get for myself.π
Dear Astrology People,
Please stop asking peoples' birthdays, and if you have to ask, don't ask again if they say no.
Y'all sound like Bible Beaters trying to read scriptures to strangers.
Please stop asking peoples' birthdays, and if you have to ask, don't ask again if they say no.
Y'all sound like Bible Beaters trying to read scriptures to strangers.
Dear Astrology People - Overpriced Vodka
Stop asking people their birthday if they don't want to play your little star games.
overpricedvodka.com
January 23, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Dear Astrology People,
Please stop asking peoples' birthdays, and if you have to ask, don't ask again if they say no.
Y'all sound like Bible Beaters trying to read scriptures to strangers.
Please stop asking peoples' birthdays, and if you have to ask, don't ask again if they say no.
Y'all sound like Bible Beaters trying to read scriptures to strangers.
Today's office outfit was giving Middle School Librarian in a liberal school district.
January 14, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Today's office outfit was giving Middle School Librarian in a liberal school district.
2026 thread of what I'm wearing to my Wall Street job (on the rare occasions I go to the office) because khaki pants and puffer vests are boring
January 8, 2026 at 1:54 PM
2026 thread of what I'm wearing to my Wall Street job (on the rare occasions I go to the office) because khaki pants and puffer vests are boring
Pet Peeve:
"Come to the office!"
* surprise meetings scheduled with people who are not in the office so now I gotta sit in this little meeting closet instead of being at home taking the call fron my couch *
"Come to the office!"
* surprise meetings scheduled with people who are not in the office so now I gotta sit in this little meeting closet instead of being at home taking the call fron my couch *
January 5, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Pet Peeve:
"Come to the office!"
* surprise meetings scheduled with people who are not in the office so now I gotta sit in this little meeting closet instead of being at home taking the call fron my couch *
"Come to the office!"
* surprise meetings scheduled with people who are not in the office so now I gotta sit in this little meeting closet instead of being at home taking the call fron my couch *