It should be illegal to let someone think they’re going to get off early and then don’t let them

Do you ever think of you lie still enough maybe you could just phase into the state of existence

I think the real reason they don’t want weapons on planes is because people get a little too feisty while exiting

I think it’s time to leave another email address for dead

You ever feel like you could get shot when the McDonald’s line merges from 2 to 1?

Everyday I inch closer and closer to completely boycotting all Meta and Amazon platforms. We’re getting there.

I love the decorations and the tree at home but for real I’m about to stop celebrating Christmas. Because Uncle Sam is Christian we all are obligated to spend hundreds of dollars in the most depressing time of the year.

Look but don’t make it obvious

#cosplay #spaceballs #galaxycon

MAKE PHILANTHROPY GREAT AGAIN! #revivephilantropy

It’s wild to me that the essence of Chain Letters and Emails is still around today. Like “use this sound on the first of the month for good luck” on TikTok.

#chainletter

Never Give Up Never Surrender

#cosplay #galaxyquest #sigorneyweaver #galaxycon

Behind every pretty girl is 50+ friend requests from men you have 0-4 mutuals with

In cosplay vs out of cosplay ahh