My dog just chewed through the protective case of my PSA 10 Double Telescoping Luke Skywalker, I'm out $17,000! ughhhhhhh #wellthatsucks #starwars #toys #actionfigures #doh

Yeah sometimes I flex on GPT, whatever I'm cool #humblebrag #reddit #moderator #gpt #openai

Why am I $450,000 in debt from going to Cornell University for 8 years to get a PHD in playing the Flute? #ivyleague #preppy #music #flute #ralphlauren #harvard

The only reason to become a Billionaire is so you can shitpost on the internet more effectively.
#BillionaireLife #entrepreneur #Shitposting #billionaire #jkrowling #JustForLaughs #billionaire

yo this shrinkflation stuff is really killing me i swear they modified the bud light can to a smaller size, why do i have to drink 2x more? #Shrinkflation
#BeerShrinkflation
#BudLight
#SmallerCans
#WhySoSmall
#BeerProblems
#DrinkMorePayMore
#CanSizeMystery
#ModernDayStruggles
#Inflation

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