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November 27, 2024 at 10:08 PM
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Vivian: "You know that in ancient Egypt, [cont...] [...] the peasants drank beer for breakfast?" Jake: "Well, that explains why all their buildings were crooked."
November 27, 2024 at 10:07 PM
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Gina says: "This is our breakfast" Holt: "An orange wedge, three cashew nuts... and a solitarie grape." Amy: "It's actually more than you realize" "Sometimes I can't even finish all the grape".
November 27, 2024 at 10:00 PM
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Gina says "Do you know how many basic bitches would kill to have my personality?"
November 21, 2024 at 9:16 PM
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Terry is a a confused old woman seeking help.
November 21, 2024 at 9:12 PM
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*throwing the cell phone in the trash*
Holt "Look at that. I'm cured".
September 12, 2024 at 9:14 PM
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Gina: "This is no longer a men's room. It is now a liar's den". [pt]: "Esse não é mais o banheiro masculino. É um covil de mentirosos."
September 12, 2024 at 9:01 PM
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[Rosa talking to Amy about Teddy] "Right, that's the guy you said the lame stuff about" Rosa: "like 'he's a good listener'." Amy: "I'm sorry, what do you look for in a guy?" Rosa: "I don't know. Real stuff. The shape of his ass."
September 12, 2024 at 8:49 PM
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September 12, 2024 at 8:35 PM
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[Charles distributes invitations to his coworkers] Amy: "What are these?" Charles: "STDs. Save the dates for Vivian and my wedding". Jake: "Hey, just out of curiosity" (...) (...) "how many people have you given STDs to?"
September 12, 2024 at 8:24 PM
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September 4, 2024 at 2:11 AM
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September 4, 2024 at 1:58 AM
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Jake says "Is there any way I can borrow $430,000?"
September 4, 2024 at 1:51 AM
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Amy says "I'd also like to apologize for my partner" "His parentes didn't give him enough attention"
September 4, 2024 at 1:44 AM
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September 3, 2024 at 11:59 PM
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His code name? Fuzzy Cuddle Bear
Jake peralta holds a ted bear/ nanny cam
August 31, 2024 at 6:03 PM
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Charles Boyle says "Life is a party and I'm the piñata."
August 31, 2024 at 5:55 PM
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Charles Boyle says "I have spectacular taste in men."
August 31, 2024 at 10:56 AM