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outlandishzen.bsky.social
Oz
@outlandishzen.bsky.social
Profound thinker. Wolverine enthusiast. Lions optimist. Democracy preferer. Here for the free samples.
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Kids these days grew up in a world where all DJ Khaled did is win no matter what, and I think that says a lot about how we got here.
Refreshing to find a fellow intellectual who understands the importance of strong routine to drive success.
I found that I have been happier since I changed from coffee in the morning to orange juice. My doctor explained that it's the vitamin C and natural sugars, but I really think it's the vodka.
December 13, 2024 at 1:44 PM
Nothing is worse than strolling down the street feeling amorous towards my lady, then not being able to honor her intimately after the sight of a cyber truck impedes the functionality of my anatomy for the rest of the evening. Revolting mood crusher.
Is it just me or does everyone immediately dislike any cyber truck on the road and its driver
November 16, 2024 at 8:27 PM
With 2 million domestic vehicular attacks a year on U.S. soil, it is time for Americans to unite against a truly insidious enemy… kamikaze deer.

We cannot underestimate the danger these seemingly adorable terrorists, with no reverence for life, pose to our freedom.
November 16, 2024 at 4:03 PM
Kids these days grew up in a world where all DJ Khaled did is win no matter what, and I think that says a lot about how we got here.
November 15, 2024 at 3:59 PM
I'm a sucker for romantic lyrics.
Text from a friend:

Sung to the tune of The Beach Boys “Kokomo:”

🎶Measles, Rubella, oooh I gotta tell ya
Diphtheria, malaria, come on let me scare ya
Smallpox and Covid, yep I know you know that polio will get here fast and make you slow
It’s RFK and Trump you know
Bringing back polio! 🎶
November 15, 2024 at 3:02 PM