Melissa TG
outermonologue.bsky.social
Melissa TG
@outermonologue.bsky.social
instead of thinking
Reposted by Melissa TG
USA: let's cancel science.
Korea: our fried chicken is already perfect, but surely it can be improved.
January 28, 2025 at 4:32 AM
There's a lot of suffering in pregnancy, and tbh very little relief. I guess some people think even that much relief is too much?
September 24, 2025 at 6:32 PM
My 4yo, looking deeply into my eyes while sitting on the toilet: "Mummy, did you know your eyes are the same color as poop?"
May 12, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Blue Ivy Carter is 13.
May 2, 2025 at 3:19 AM
The art of the deal.
April 15, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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just profoundly disturbed by the kidnapping and disappearing of people right off the streets of this country. hard to think about much else—and there’s so much else.
March 27, 2025 at 3:56 AM
He could have at least texted New phone who dis after the war stuff.
March 27, 2025 at 2:49 AM
We've all texted national secrets to the wrong person #relatable
March 25, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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March 25, 2025 at 3:49 AM
On this holiday, we celebrate a regular person who wouldn't bow to a tyrant.
March 14, 2025 at 10:54 PM
We can kind of conceptualize what happens if he crashes the economy. I don’t hear enough pure terror about what happens if he crashes the food system. It doesn’t just bounce back.
March 13, 2025 at 2:05 AM
This all makes a lot more sense if they’re *trying* to tank the economy.
March 3, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I sure am seeing a lot of ads for ivermectin.
February 18, 2025 at 1:58 AM
“The Doge of Venice acted as both the head of state and head of the Venetian oligarchy.”
February 17, 2025 at 4:15 AM
It’s pronounced dog.
February 17, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Miami Fruit is my favorite cult. If you’re not watching the Fruit for Thought videos, how are you even getting through this coup?
February 12, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Honest q: do the young boys who requisitioned the list of CIA employees know full well that it's going to be intercepted, or do they not know?
February 6, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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not for nothing but hot white heist 2 is both fun (imo) and also about what to do with a billionaire who attempts regulatory capture so if you need a little distraction you just let me know
February 5, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Putting unhinged, incompetent people in charge of stuff serves a purpose. They are weak and controllable, will have loyalty until the end, because they are otherwise irrelevant and unemployable.
February 4, 2025 at 9:16 PM
USA: let's cancel science.
Korea: our fried chicken is already perfect, but surely it can be improved.
January 28, 2025 at 4:32 AM
2+2. Still 4.
January 21, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Think of him as a bot programmed to say whatever will hurt you the most.
January 20, 2025 at 7:59 PM
First off, Bluesky's app icon serves no joy. I see it and feel completely neutral. Several times have decided actually not to open the app. Feature or bug? Bad for the brain worm, good for the human?
January 20, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I've been scrolling a LOT of extra TikTok out of concern that it might go away. Without the false scarcity, I might try... silence?
January 20, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Also props to the Supreme Court for reminding us that we don't own the means of communication. What a time to be alive!
January 19, 2025 at 4:50 AM