bob doopie, CEO ($10.7 BIL)
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nice, different, unusual
葛城ミサト supremacist
any pronouns’ll do, donkey
葛城ミサト supremacist
any pronouns’ll do, donkey
wesley snipes kicking around in patent leather red pumps just kind of quells the beast within, i dunno
October 7, 2025 at 5:58 PM
wesley snipes kicking around in patent leather red pumps just kind of quells the beast within, i dunno
few things soothe my depression and anxiety like the opening scene for to wong foo
October 7, 2025 at 5:56 PM
few things soothe my depression and anxiety like the opening scene for to wong foo
is the coffee machine in the waiting room of a dentist’s office a trap or can i really chug a donut shop keurig pod then get some fluoride slapped on top
September 30, 2025 at 3:01 PM
is the coffee machine in the waiting room of a dentist’s office a trap or can i really chug a donut shop keurig pod then get some fluoride slapped on top
there’s something rly scary ab wearing my noise cancelling headphones in public when im gassy bc i can’t hear if i accidentally let one slip
September 30, 2025 at 2:30 PM
there’s something rly scary ab wearing my noise cancelling headphones in public when im gassy bc i can’t hear if i accidentally let one slip
okay what if i talked about books here, that seems like a market yet to be cornered
September 23, 2025 at 2:54 PM
okay what if i talked about books here, that seems like a market yet to be cornered
there’s not a single chair at a restaurant in the entirety of austin, texas that is comfortable to sit in
June 14, 2025 at 3:53 PM
there’s not a single chair at a restaurant in the entirety of austin, texas that is comfortable to sit in
starting my morning by smoking a joint on my porch and sending all my friends voice messages of me attempting a werner herzog impersonation
April 27, 2025 at 2:48 PM
starting my morning by smoking a joint on my porch and sending all my friends voice messages of me attempting a werner herzog impersonation
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umeboshi flavored dental dam
April 27, 2025 at 4:28 AM
umeboshi flavored dental dam
these shaq gummies look like those eggs from berserk
February 28, 2025 at 6:24 PM
these shaq gummies look like those eggs from berserk
there’s gotta be some gandalf/pippin crack fic with an enemies to lovers plot line, i just know it
February 1, 2025 at 9:30 PM
there’s gotta be some gandalf/pippin crack fic with an enemies to lovers plot line, i just know it
sometimes i have to remind myself i’m in public and that impulsively clicking the notification for a new post by a NSFW patreon is maybe not the most smart thing to do
February 1, 2025 at 9:26 PM
sometimes i have to remind myself i’m in public and that impulsively clicking the notification for a new post by a NSFW patreon is maybe not the most smart thing to do
feeling so tony soprano-pilled (i just got a prozac prescription)
January 31, 2025 at 6:54 PM
feeling so tony soprano-pilled (i just got a prozac prescription)
narrator: the horrors were in fact NOT indigestion all along
January 26, 2025 at 1:06 AM
narrator: the horrors were in fact NOT indigestion all along
i don’t have meltdowns, i just need to sob uncontrollably for like 20 minutes until i’m tired and then i can start sending my silly little emails again
January 24, 2025 at 8:59 PM
i don’t have meltdowns, i just need to sob uncontrollably for like 20 minutes until i’m tired and then i can start sending my silly little emails again
just look at this guy…..
what the fuck
what the fuck
January 22, 2025 at 9:13 PM
just look at this guy…..
what the fuck
what the fuck
i love my under-desk treadmill, it makes me a feel like a little hamster running on a wheel but for capitalism
January 22, 2025 at 5:46 PM
i love my under-desk treadmill, it makes me a feel like a little hamster running on a wheel but for capitalism
literally no downsides to drinking an entire french press of coffee on an empty stomach then joining a zoom with a stranger
January 22, 2025 at 5:46 PM
literally no downsides to drinking an entire french press of coffee on an empty stomach then joining a zoom with a stranger
polenta is a mystery i may never be able to comprehend
January 22, 2025 at 3:02 AM
polenta is a mystery i may never be able to comprehend
i made kimchi for the first time yesterday and have been told it will make my entire fridge stink so rly looking forward to that
January 20, 2025 at 4:20 PM
i made kimchi for the first time yesterday and have been told it will make my entire fridge stink so rly looking forward to that
like sure it makes total sense for an antacid to be the thing that keeps me from yeeting myself into traffic. the horrors were indigestion all along
January 20, 2025 at 4:10 PM
like sure it makes total sense for an antacid to be the thing that keeps me from yeeting myself into traffic. the horrors were indigestion all along
i’d like to be a spokesperson for Pepcid AC
January 20, 2025 at 4:10 PM
i’d like to be a spokesperson for Pepcid AC
if i were president i’d sign a federal mandate that all public toilets must have a both a squatty potty and a bidet, america deserves good shits and clean asses
December 31, 2024 at 6:50 PM
if i were president i’d sign a federal mandate that all public toilets must have a both a squatty potty and a bidet, america deserves good shits and clean asses
they NEED to stop making electric vehicles sound like biblically accurate angels
December 21, 2024 at 10:13 PM
they NEED to stop making electric vehicles sound like biblically accurate angels
i feel like if the coffee isn’t hot enough to make me worry that i burned the inside of my mouth upon the first sip, it’s not hot enough
December 4, 2024 at 3:59 PM
i feel like if the coffee isn’t hot enough to make me worry that i burned the inside of my mouth upon the first sip, it’s not hot enough
nvm the mashed potatoes and gravy were what my body craved
December 2, 2024 at 10:45 PM
nvm the mashed potatoes and gravy were what my body craved