oh... oh I hope things did not go horrifyingly
December 14, 2025 at 12:09 AM
oh... oh I hope things did not go horrifyingly
ohhh this is everything to me
December 13, 2025 at 12:41 AM
ohhh this is everything to me
ngl it took me a hot second to realize you probably meant literally
December 10, 2025 at 11:54 AM
ngl it took me a hot second to realize you probably meant literally
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I want to leave this world better than I found it
December 5, 2025 at 6:19 AM
I want to leave this world better than I found it
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I'm a person who just reaches for something to read at any given time. my conscious mind won't register that the paper I've grabbed is the Onion and I'll be reading and suddenly go "wait what" because the headline is e.g. "Federal Hemp Ban Threatens Local Guy’s Whole Deal." subscription recommended
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November 29, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I'm a person who just reaches for something to read at any given time. my conscious mind won't register that the paper I've grabbed is the Onion and I'll be reading and suddenly go "wait what" because the headline is e.g. "Federal Hemp Ban Threatens Local Guy’s Whole Deal." subscription recommended
Something I think is relevent to note here, for folks who don't know. Outside of PGP, there is no system for email where your service provider *can't* read what you're sending. It's kinda inherently unsecure like that.
November 23, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Something I think is relevent to note here, for folks who don't know. Outside of PGP, there is no system for email where your service provider *can't* read what you're sending. It's kinda inherently unsecure like that.
honestly there's a good argument for HP being the reason so many people hate printers
I hear good things about the Big Tank variations on inkjet printers? Kinda pricey up front, but honestly that's kinda just... printers
I hear good things about the Big Tank variations on inkjet printers? Kinda pricey up front, but honestly that's kinda just... printers
November 22, 2025 at 12:15 AM
honestly there's a good argument for HP being the reason so many people hate printers
I hear good things about the Big Tank variations on inkjet printers? Kinda pricey up front, but honestly that's kinda just... printers
I hear good things about the Big Tank variations on inkjet printers? Kinda pricey up front, but honestly that's kinda just... printers
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November 12, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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"Dark forces are stirring up anger in the UK. My asylum reforms are our chance to stop them"
....by doing just what the dark forces want
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
....by doing just what the dark forces want
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Dark forces are stirring up anger in the UK. My asylum reforms are our chance to stop them | Shabana Mahmood
I know some of these measures will face opposition. But a country without secure borders is less safe for those who look like me, says Shabana Mahmood, the home secretary
www.theguardian.com
November 17, 2025 at 8:04 AM
"Dark forces are stirring up anger in the UK. My asylum reforms are our chance to stop them"
....by doing just what the dark forces want
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
....by doing just what the dark forces want
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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fuck AI i want art made by PERVERTS. AI can never be a PERVERT
November 12, 2025 at 1:50 AM
fuck AI i want art made by PERVERTS. AI can never be a PERVERT
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Do you ever read a book where every time you open it you think "let's see what god's angstiest prince is up to today" or is it just me who keeps reading books about whiny dudes
October 16, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Do you ever read a book where every time you open it you think "let's see what god's angstiest prince is up to today" or is it just me who keeps reading books about whiny dudes
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Same as it ever was.
September 29, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Same as it ever was.
mr president, there's been a second dog...
September 24, 2025 at 11:57 PM
mr president, there's been a second dog...
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morning blessings ♰♡
September 20, 2025 at 2:21 PM
morning blessings ♰♡
ahshd I thought this was just you saying morning from the notification then I clicked in and got blessed
September 20, 2025 at 2:25 PM
ahshd I thought this was just you saying morning from the notification then I clicked in and got blessed
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A badge I made my boyfriend at Fursonacon cause he fell the fuck down 😔 RIP
September 17, 2025 at 1:52 AM
A badge I made my boyfriend at Fursonacon cause he fell the fuck down 😔 RIP
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someone got into the shrimp
September 13, 2025 at 7:47 PM
someone got into the shrimp
Keir Starmer, on being challenged to suggest that paying off the Taliban might be a bad idea:
August 26, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Keir Starmer, on being challenged to suggest that paying off the Taliban might be a bad idea:
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Another Niels cartoon, not about debunking fake history this time, but too lovely not to share.
We can all use a shieldwall now and then.
www.facebook.com/CouldBeWorse...
We can all use a shieldwall now and then.
www.facebook.com/CouldBeWorse...
August 25, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Another Niels cartoon, not about debunking fake history this time, but too lovely not to share.
We can all use a shieldwall now and then.
www.facebook.com/CouldBeWorse...
We can all use a shieldwall now and then.
www.facebook.com/CouldBeWorse...