Dickgirl Greenleaf
@oughtabebrynn.bsky.social
Every silver lining’s got a touch of gay
Word salad. Yummy yummy.
November 13, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Word salad. Yummy yummy.
Well, I’d like to see ol Donny Trump wriggle his way out of THIS jam!
Karoline Leavitt claimed today that Trump was always "extremely professional" while hanging out with [checks notes] Jeffrey Epstein
November 12, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Well, I’d like to see ol Donny Trump wriggle his way out of THIS jam!
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Joyce Carol Oates should say he can't do backflips off the roof next
November 11, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Joyce Carol Oates should say he can't do backflips off the roof next
I can’t wait until she writes a book called “Mechanical” that follows a character known only as “The Oligarch” through his sad, lonely life of depravity.
![Joyce Carol Oates quoting a tweet that says “wherever he [Elon Musk] goes, he wants to leave”:
"wherever he goes, he wants to leave"-- that's because when he gets there, he has brought his own self along; & whatever club he's invited to join has been devalued by the invitation.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:buy3qvqcj3o76leo6ap7pn2p/bafkreifilfbsxemfsambf4kqwolr24ld2ekqcrz4ybgv3bv7kzi5e6kppm@jpeg)
November 11, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I can’t wait until she writes a book called “Mechanical” that follows a character known only as “The Oligarch” through his sad, lonely life of depravity.
Rhea Seehorn is a national treasure
November 11, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Rhea Seehorn is a national treasure
This line lost all meaning coming out of your mouth about four years ago Chuck.
Schumer: "However this vote turns out, this fight will and must continue. Democrats must fight."
November 10, 2025 at 5:23 PM
This line lost all meaning coming out of your mouth about four years ago Chuck.
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
Tonight I saw a trailer for a new Colleen Hoover movie where a woman kills her boyfriend in a car crash and then after she gets out of jail she fucks his best friend and it's apparently supposed to be romantic????
November 10, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Tonight I saw a trailer for a new Colleen Hoover movie where a woman kills her boyfriend in a car crash and then after she gets out of jail she fucks his best friend and it's apparently supposed to be romantic????
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Every few weeks we gotta make posts like this”call your dem reps to tell them to not vote to allow Lord Killdude to shove people into a volcano” and then the dem reps go “we’ve made an amazing deal where Lord Killdude can have his volcano so long as he promises not to shove people into it”
November 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Every few weeks we gotta make posts like this”call your dem reps to tell them to not vote to allow Lord Killdude to shove people into a volcano” and then the dem reps go “we’ve made an amazing deal where Lord Killdude can have his volcano so long as he promises not to shove people into it”
Oh my god why are we still talking about the Sydney Sweeney jeans commercial
November 7, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Oh my god why are we still talking about the Sydney Sweeney jeans commercial
Debra Winger is a legend. I did not realize until now that she was also based as fuck.
www.thewrap.com/debra-winger...
www.thewrap.com/debra-winger...
Debra Winger Protests Mahmoud Khalil Detention, Says She Has 'A Debt to Pay' Over Israel's Actions | Video
Debra Winger protests Mahmoud Khalil detention in NYC, says she has "a debt to pay" after falsehoods of Jewish upbringing.
www.thewrap.com
November 6, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Debra Winger is a legend. I did not realize until now that she was also based as fuck.
www.thewrap.com/debra-winger...
www.thewrap.com/debra-winger...
Big “Hitler was a vegetarian” energy
NEW: Dick Cheney, who died Monday, was an early GOP voice for treating same-sex couples fairly.
"Freedom means freedom for everybody," Cheney said at the 2000 vice presidential debate. It doesn't change his legacy, but it is something we should remember today.
This evening, at Law Dork:
"Freedom means freedom for everybody," Cheney said at the 2000 vice presidential debate. It doesn't change his legacy, but it is something we should remember today.
This evening, at Law Dork:
Dick Cheney, who died Monday, was an early GOP voice for treating same-sex couples fairly
"Freedom means freedom for everybody," Cheney said at the 2000 vice presidential debate. It doesn't change his legacy, but it is something we should remember today.
www.lawdork.com
November 5, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Big “Hitler was a vegetarian” energy
BREAKING: Shit endorses Poop.
not only does the richest known nazi in the world endorse andrew cuomo but he’s boosting it as a paid ad on twitter
November 3, 2025 at 9:19 PM
BREAKING: Shit endorses Poop.
Lofton not being here is turning me into the fucking Joker
The Contemporary Baseball Era player ballot features eight candidates for consideration in the Hall of Fame Class of 2026.
Results will be announced at 7:30 p.m. ET on Dec. 7: ow.ly/Agwx50XlQRH
Results will be announced at 7:30 p.m. ET on Dec. 7: ow.ly/Agwx50XlQRH
November 3, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Lofton not being here is turning me into the fucking Joker
I’m gonna say what no one else is willing to say: Baseball needs a fucking salary cap. Ooo ooo ooo.
November 2, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I’m gonna say what no one else is willing to say: Baseball needs a fucking salary cap. Ooo ooo ooo.
This is basically the story of 21st century America in two parts.
November 2, 2025 at 5:56 PM
This is basically the story of 21st century America in two parts.
Y’all need to understand that they visited him the last time and they will visit him this time because the Dodgers are a deeply evil organization
Trump congratulates the Dodgers.
“SEE YOU ALL AT THE WHITE HOUSE!!!”
“SEE YOU ALL AT THE WHITE HOUSE!!!”
November 2, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Y’all need to understand that they visited him the last time and they will visit him this time because the Dodgers are a deeply evil organization
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halt! it appears you're about to comment "you don't need to pass" on a transsexual's post wherein they specifically ask for passing tips! instead of ignoring someone's safety and material needs in favor of your own masturbatory genderfuck utopia, might i direct you to that transsexual's PayPal?
November 1, 2025 at 7:55 PM
halt! it appears you're about to comment "you don't need to pass" on a transsexual's post wherein they specifically ask for passing tips! instead of ignoring someone's safety and material needs in favor of your own masturbatory genderfuck utopia, might i direct you to that transsexual's PayPal?
I, personally, would like it if nobody said anything about Brianna Wu. Including Brianna Wu!
Say what you will about Brianna Wu but she’s the only one taking the problem of weaponised moon rocks seriously
November 2, 2025 at 5:49 AM
I, personally, would like it if nobody said anything about Brianna Wu. Including Brianna Wu!
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If you are a Dodgers fan, you are lower than dogshit to me
November 2, 2025 at 4:29 AM
If you are a Dodgers fan, you are lower than dogshit to me
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So, Toronto, you lost a Game 7 at home after leading the series? *cracks open a beer* Take a seat.
November 2, 2025 at 4:32 AM
So, Toronto, you lost a Game 7 at home after leading the series? *cracks open a beer* Take a seat.
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Didn't like last night's loss, but heartened by the fact that it seems like the Dodgers can only win against the Jays on the back of incredibly unlikely events like an 18 inning game or a ball getting stuck in the wall.
November 2, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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Congrats, Dodgers! You sacrificed the future of baseball for another title. Was it really worth it?
November 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Congrats, Dodgers! You sacrificed the future of baseball for another title. Was it really worth it?
The Dodgers are using black magic there’s no other explanation
November 2, 2025 at 3:41 AM
The Dodgers are using black magic there’s no other explanation