Ottercon
banner
ottercon.bsky.social
Ottercon
@ottercon.bsky.social
British river f(r)iend

‘90s Kid, Furry, Otter, Pup 💾🐾🦦🐶

@strayjim.bsky.social 🧡🦊

Adults only 🔞
Pinned
Me on Bluesky vs Me in DMs
Reposted by Ottercon
Pleased to inform you all it's a national holiday.
November 12, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Me going to get a t-shirt from my wardrobe: "I really need to buy more clothes"

Me after folding my pile of clean clothing and putting it in my wardrobe: "Why do I have so many clothes"
November 12, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Tempted to tell our new upstairs neighbour that they smoke shit weed and thus bring shame to all of Manchester
November 12, 2025 at 4:45 PM
The British rail service after I humbly request a simple and affordable journey from Manchester to Leeds on a Saturday* (derogatory)
November 12, 2025 at 4:39 PM
No Bloodborne announcement from last night’s State of Play, I am shooketh
November 12, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Reposted by Ottercon
November 11, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Starts at 10pm, I'm sure I'll wake up to a Bloodborne announcement in the morning (:
PlayStation State of Play November 2025 live report - keep up with everything and pray for Bloodborne here www.eurogamer.net/playstation-...
November 11, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I want nothing more than to crack on with this little work project which is only a couple of hours away from completion, but every time I go to make a start on it something more important crops up :c
November 11, 2025 at 11:37 AM
My biggest minor victory as of late is getting blocked by the guy who simps for AI so I don’t have to see his slop of an icon in Telegram chats anymore 😤
November 11, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Reposted by Ottercon
Not now
November 10, 2025 at 7:57 PM
It’s so weird to be sleeping with the window open in November 😵‍💫
November 11, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Not even ragebait I just can’t be arsed with randos sliding in and lecturing me about how a platform not being run by a fascist somehow makes up for how underwhelming it is
I feel a lot more at peace with Bluesky now that I’ve accepted it will be nothing more than budget Twitter

Lower your expectations and you won’t be disappointed 🥰
November 10, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I feel a lot more at peace with Bluesky now that I’ve accepted it will be nothing more than budget Twitter

Lower your expectations and you won’t be disappointed 🥰
November 10, 2025 at 2:03 PM
“Ott, you’re in your 30’s, why don’t you do something more productive with your time?” 🤨

Because this is something I care about and it’s something I want to do, and that’s all that matters

Being ‘too old’ to do something is self-defeating and nonsensical. Who decided that? Some bellend probably
At the ripe old age of ‘mind your own business’ I’ve decided to work on something I’ve never had the willpower to follow through with:

I’m going to learn how to play a fighting game, and that game is Tekken 8

In a bid to motivate myself, I’m going to track my progress in this silly little thread
November 10, 2025 at 1:07 PM
At the ripe old age of ‘mind your own business’ I’ve decided to work on something I’ve never had the willpower to follow through with:

I’m going to learn how to play a fighting game, and that game is Tekken 8

In a bid to motivate myself, I’m going to track my progress in this silly little thread
November 10, 2025 at 12:42 PM
My leisure centre has a “messaging” section of its app which it uses to spam you with ads in the most annoying way possible 😐
November 10, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Three happy years (and hopefully many more) 🦊🧡
3 years with Mr Stinky - and I am very happy
November 10, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Open for appointments as a professional crotch warmer on this brisk Monday morning — enquire within
November 10, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Somewhat disappointed the new League of Legends character isn’t a birdman like the teasers suggested but when we’re gifted this stoic rizz-fuelled demon god instead I really can’t complain
November 10, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Good morning and happy Monday 🌅✨
November 10, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Reposted by Ottercon
November 9, 2025 at 12:13 AM
As someone with no self control trying to cut down on my sugar intake when a 500 mL bottle of coke is £2.25 and a 1.75 L bottle is £2.60
November 9, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Chat can I open my bedroom window safely now? Have all the spiders fucked off?
November 7, 2025 at 7:55 PM
How does original source shower gel trap so much water in its lid sheeeessssshhhh x_x
November 7, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I’m trying to remember what GTA5 was like at launch. I feel like it was fine? But did it predate the day 1 sloppy launch festival we live in now?
November 7, 2025 at 2:24 PM