Ottercon
@ottercon.bsky.social
British river f(r)iend
‘90s Kid, Furry, Otter, Pup 💾🐾🦦🐶
@strayjim.bsky.social 🧡🦊
Adults only 🔞
‘90s Kid, Furry, Otter, Pup 💾🐾🦦🐶
@strayjim.bsky.social 🧡🦊
Adults only 🔞
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Ottercon
@ottercon.bsky.social
· Dec 13
📌 I've unfollowed a few folks on here because it's the only way of hiding someone's posts without muting their mentions
Don't ask me why it works that way, I didn't write this crap
Don't ask me why it works that way, I didn't write this crap
In a world of increasingly convincing AI, I've created this simple flowchart so you can NEVER be rused by otter content EVER again
February 18, 2026 at 4:52 PM
In a world of increasingly convincing AI, I've created this simple flowchart so you can NEVER be rused by otter content EVER again
Raised health concerns about working in a dark office and a dark lab with no natural light and was met with “have you tried going outside more?”
Classic
Classic
February 18, 2026 at 8:14 AM
Raised health concerns about working in a dark office and a dark lab with no natural light and was met with “have you tried going outside more?”
Classic
Classic
Back to being permanently hungry (dieting) again 😔
February 16, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Back to being permanently hungry (dieting) again 😔
I'm glad people draw a greatsword so I can easily distingush Blaidd from a generic anthro wolf, we wouldn't be wanting that
February 16, 2026 at 5:14 PM
I'm glad people draw a greatsword so I can easily distingush Blaidd from a generic anthro wolf, we wouldn't be wanting that
A hot tub in the office would fix me
February 16, 2026 at 12:37 PM
A hot tub in the office would fix me
I applied for a job as a spearphisher and lemme tell ya it is not at all what I expected it to be
February 16, 2026 at 12:13 PM
I applied for a job as a spearphisher and lemme tell ya it is not at all what I expected it to be
Discord Nitro’s popularity continues to astound me
February 16, 2026 at 9:49 AM
Discord Nitro’s popularity continues to astound me
After a week of holiday and well-deserved pigging out I am DREADING the shade the weighing scales are about to throw at me ):
February 16, 2026 at 9:38 AM
After a week of holiday and well-deserved pigging out I am DREADING the shade the weighing scales are about to throw at me ):
If you wanna know how hard the League of Legends card game has flopped, the going rate for a single caps out at €10
February 14, 2026 at 1:19 PM
If you wanna know how hard the League of Legends card game has flopped, the going rate for a single caps out at €10
3h 30m journey turned into a 6 hour one
Very eepy but glad to be home 😴
Very eepy but glad to be home 😴
February 13, 2026 at 6:56 PM
3h 30m journey turned into a 6 hour one
Very eepy but glad to be home 😴
Very eepy but glad to be home 😴
Got to try out some ARCHERY today and it turns out I’m not completely garbage 😊
February 12, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Got to try out some ARCHERY today and it turns out I’m not completely garbage 😊
Reposted by Ottercon
In today’s TED Talk:
February 2, 2026 at 8:58 AM
In today’s TED Talk:
Starting off my holiday by using a shit tonne of hot water I don’t have to pay for and becoming ramen irl (please don’t eat me I’ll get a boner)
February 10, 2026 at 12:25 PM
Starting off my holiday by using a shit tonne of hot water I don’t have to pay for and becoming ramen irl (please don’t eat me I’ll get a boner)
What... what's the difference?...
February 6, 2026 at 8:29 PM
What... what's the difference?...
Reposted by Ottercon
Rather HANGRY this afternoon. It's alright only another ~3 hours until dinner 🙏
February 5, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Rather HANGRY this afternoon. It's alright only another ~3 hours until dinner 🙏
I do wonder what the future holds for Bluesky, whether we’ll get meaningful updates or if people will get bored and go somewhere else
All I know is that it’s not Twitter, and I suppose that’ll do for now
All I know is that it’s not Twitter, and I suppose that’ll do for now
February 5, 2026 at 10:55 AM
I do wonder what the future holds for Bluesky, whether we’ll get meaningful updates or if people will get bored and go somewhere else
All I know is that it’s not Twitter, and I suppose that’ll do for now
All I know is that it’s not Twitter, and I suppose that’ll do for now
Breaking News 🚨
Self-Proclaimed ‘World’s Smartest Man’ Is Actually An Idiot
Self-Proclaimed ‘World’s Smartest Man’ Is Actually An Idiot
February 5, 2026 at 10:46 AM
Breaking News 🚨
Self-Proclaimed ‘World’s Smartest Man’ Is Actually An Idiot
Self-Proclaimed ‘World’s Smartest Man’ Is Actually An Idiot
"Stop using Apple products because I get less money from Patreon" sure is a statement somebody can make
February 4, 2026 at 6:36 PM
"Stop using Apple products because I get less money from Patreon" sure is a statement somebody can make
“There’s no genitals on display though!” 🤓 👆
Brother I just witnessed someone deepthroating a foot
Brother I just witnessed someone deepthroating a foot
I don’t know why it’s so difficult for people to tag their media, genuinely exhausting 😪
February 4, 2026 at 12:18 PM
“There’s no genitals on display though!” 🤓 👆
Brother I just witnessed someone deepthroating a foot
Brother I just witnessed someone deepthroating a foot
I don’t know why it’s so difficult for people to tag their media, genuinely exhausting 😪
February 4, 2026 at 11:17 AM
I don’t know why it’s so difficult for people to tag their media, genuinely exhausting 😪
Been having a lot of fun with Escape From Tarkov over the past couple of months. It’s far from a perfect game with a heap of frustrating jank to it, but it’s scratching a hardcore survival shooter itch I never even knew I had
It’s like DayZ but not shit 🤩
It’s like DayZ but not shit 🤩
February 4, 2026 at 8:15 AM
Been having a lot of fun with Escape From Tarkov over the past couple of months. It’s far from a perfect game with a heap of frustrating jank to it, but it’s scratching a hardcore survival shooter itch I never even knew I had
It’s like DayZ but not shit 🤩
It’s like DayZ but not shit 🤩
4 seconds 🏁
Gonna time how long it takes me to see untagged porn in my Discover feed ⏱️
February 3, 2026 at 12:27 PM
4 seconds 🏁
Gonna time how long it takes me to see untagged porn in my Discover feed ⏱️
February 3, 2026 at 12:26 PM
Gonna time how long it takes me to see untagged porn in my Discover feed ⏱️
Very glad a colleague has decided to come into the office full of cold 🙏
February 3, 2026 at 7:35 AM
Very glad a colleague has decided to come into the office full of cold 🙏