recently became a post officer, or “got kicked off the police force” as some are choosing to call it
January 9, 2026 at 9:40 AM
recently became a post officer, or “got kicked off the police force” as some are choosing to call it
i somehow wrote this note in my sleep last night
January 9, 2026 at 9:22 AM
i somehow wrote this note in my sleep last night
did you know that in lord of the rings you can see viggo mortensen break his vow of celibacy
January 2, 2026 at 10:18 PM
did you know that in lord of the rings you can see viggo mortensen break his vow of celibacy
worms ultimate they/them
December 19, 2025 at 7:43 PM
worms ultimate they/them
i just spoke to geoff keighley and he said they’re gonna give game of the year to minesweeper #gameawards
December 11, 2025 at 10:20 PM
i just spoke to geoff keighley and he said they’re gonna give game of the year to minesweeper #gameawards
i’ve never been able to face my fears. i’m scared of my butt and back
December 9, 2025 at 11:40 PM
i’ve never been able to face my fears. i’m scared of my butt and back
why does my ratatouille rat keep making me steal cars
December 9, 2025 at 11:34 PM
why does my ratatouille rat keep making me steal cars
are australian prisoners let out on g’day release
December 9, 2025 at 11:30 PM
are australian prisoners let out on g’day release
french me like one of your paint girls
December 9, 2025 at 11:29 PM
french me like one of your paint girls
you can’t spell uti without u and i :)
December 9, 2025 at 11:28 PM
you can’t spell uti without u and i :)
my favourite spice girl was amish spice
December 9, 2025 at 11:26 PM
my favourite spice girl was amish spice
if that’s your girl then who is flying the plane
December 9, 2025 at 11:19 PM
if that’s your girl then who is flying the plane
giving my uber driver 1 star because he wouldn’t let me ghostride the whip
December 9, 2025 at 11:16 PM
giving my uber driver 1 star because he wouldn’t let me ghostride the whip
smoking the shit that made jack white
December 9, 2025 at 11:03 PM
smoking the shit that made jack white
asunder is one of the worst things you can be split
December 9, 2025 at 10:58 PM
asunder is one of the worst things you can be split
baby: what’s the deal with airplane food
November 24, 2025 at 11:15 PM
baby: what’s the deal with airplane food
tony hawk’s tow mater
November 24, 2025 at 11:13 PM
tony hawk’s tow mater
follow back pro skater
November 24, 2025 at 11:13 PM
follow back pro skater
wicked spoilers : that’s ariana grande
November 24, 2025 at 11:11 PM
wicked spoilers : that’s ariana grande
if that’s your girl why’s she tying me to these tracks
November 24, 2025 at 11:09 PM
if that’s your girl why’s she tying me to these tracks
getting married on wuhu island
November 24, 2025 at 11:07 PM
getting married on wuhu island
I get knocked up, but I get down again
November 24, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I get knocked up, but I get down again
please invest in my startup which is disrupting the coastguard industry
July 6, 2025 at 9:23 PM
please invest in my startup which is disrupting the coastguard industry
Breaking: air raid sirens are sounding in major cities across vape nation
July 6, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Breaking: air raid sirens are sounding in major cities across vape nation