Erin Campbell
@originaloestrus.bsky.social
Former content creator, runner, cat mom, Dredge Queen (#MtG), Resto Druid (#WoW) 🏳️⚧️
You can find my EDH decks here: https://archidekt.com/u/Oestrus
You can find my EDH decks here: https://archidekt.com/u/Oestrus
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I'm seeing a lot of 'What You Can Expect From Me' type posts, so here is mine!
✅️ I'm a runner, I run 2-3 times a week and occasionally do major events.
✅️ I have a cute cat named Morris. Expect lots of cat content.
✅️ I play Magic & WoW, I'll try to use hashtags in case you're not into one.
✅️ I'm a runner, I run 2-3 times a week and occasionally do major events.
✅️ I have a cute cat named Morris. Expect lots of cat content.
✅️ I play Magic & WoW, I'll try to use hashtags in case you're not into one.
When I say 'you can find me in the club,' I mean this.
(Also, tagging @pizzamaid.bsky.social because soda in a red, plastic cup)
(Also, tagging @pizzamaid.bsky.social because soda in a red, plastic cup)
February 4, 2026 at 9:38 PM
When I say 'you can find me in the club,' I mean this.
(Also, tagging @pizzamaid.bsky.social because soda in a red, plastic cup)
(Also, tagging @pizzamaid.bsky.social because soda in a red, plastic cup)
Yes, hi, good morning. Have you ever wondered what would happen if a Frenchman showed up to a hospital with a World War I munition up his ass? If so, have I got your answer.
english.elpais.com/internationa...
english.elpais.com/internationa...
A 24-year-old Frenchman shows up at hospital with a World War I shell lodged in his rectum
Doctors had to operate on the patient with the help of bomb disposal experts. He could yet be charged with possession of ammunition
english.elpais.com
February 4, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Yes, hi, good morning. Have you ever wondered what would happen if a Frenchman showed up to a hospital with a World War I munition up his ass? If so, have I got your answer.
english.elpais.com/internationa...
english.elpais.com/internationa...
Some Erin coded characters.
I'll leave it all up to y'all to figure out why or what they have in common.
I'll leave it all up to y'all to figure out why or what they have in common.
February 4, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Some Erin coded characters.
I'll leave it all up to y'all to figure out why or what they have in common.
I'll leave it all up to y'all to figure out why or what they have in common.
Slowly increasing my distance in preparation for #BabysFirst10K!
February 3, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Slowly increasing my distance in preparation for #BabysFirst10K!
WAIT A MINUTE
'Borracho' in Spanish means drunk and there's a character in 'Mortal Kombat' named Bo Rai Cho, who is known for being a drunk.
'Borracho' in Spanish means drunk and there's a character in 'Mortal Kombat' named Bo Rai Cho, who is known for being a drunk.
a woman in a pink robe is holding a piece of paper in front of a mannequin
ALT: a woman in a pink robe is holding a piece of paper in front of a mannequin
media.tenor.com
February 3, 2026 at 2:53 PM
WAIT A MINUTE
'Borracho' in Spanish means drunk and there's a character in 'Mortal Kombat' named Bo Rai Cho, who is known for being a drunk.
'Borracho' in Spanish means drunk and there's a character in 'Mortal Kombat' named Bo Rai Cho, who is known for being a drunk.
My friend Anthony has been joining me for Book Night and the bartender goes, 'Sooo, what's my favorite couple reading tonight?'
Him: 'How commodities trading contributed to the bankruptcy of Jamaica.'
Me: 'Gay hockey sex.'
Him: 'How commodities trading contributed to the bankruptcy of Jamaica.'
Me: 'Gay hockey sex.'
Ayyy, got that prime real estate for Book Night again!
February 3, 2026 at 1:52 PM
My friend Anthony has been joining me for Book Night and the bartender goes, 'Sooo, what's my favorite couple reading tonight?'
Him: 'How commodities trading contributed to the bankruptcy of Jamaica.'
Me: 'Gay hockey sex.'
Him: 'How commodities trading contributed to the bankruptcy of Jamaica.'
Me: 'Gay hockey sex.'
I may have to skip Book Night in a couple weeks because I just found out a TIKI BAR DOWNTOWN IS HOSTING AN EDH NIGHT.
February 3, 2026 at 3:24 AM
I may have to skip Book Night in a couple weeks because I just found out a TIKI BAR DOWNTOWN IS HOSTING AN EDH NIGHT.
Ayyy, got that prime real estate for Book Night again!
February 2, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Ayyy, got that prime real estate for Book Night again!
Lyft sometimes does this thing where they'll be like, 'Your driver is hard of hearing,' but the driver didn't toggle that, so then I get in the car like, 'HI HOW ARE YOU TODAY' and the driver is like, 'Why are you yelling at me? I hear just fine.' 🙃
February 2, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Lyft sometimes does this thing where they'll be like, 'Your driver is hard of hearing,' but the driver didn't toggle that, so then I get in the car like, 'HI HOW ARE YOU TODAY' and the driver is like, 'Why are you yelling at me? I hear just fine.' 🙃
I can feel this picture and I can hear what it sounds like when you scratch it.
February 2, 2026 at 7:19 PM
I can feel this picture and I can hear what it sounds like when you scratch it.
Also, my friends are the best.
The store clerk goes, 'Erin, with the Family Matters precon!' and all of a sudden I hear 'As daaayyys gooo byyy' coming from the back of the room and my friends had started a sing along of the 'Family Matters' theme song:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4R9...
The store clerk goes, 'Erin, with the Family Matters precon!' and all of a sudden I hear 'As daaayyys gooo byyy' coming from the back of the room and my friends had started a sing along of the 'Family Matters' theme song:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4R9...
Family Matters Theme Song | Warner Bros. Classics
YouTube video by Warner Bros. Classics
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February 2, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Also, my friends are the best.
The store clerk goes, 'Erin, with the Family Matters precon!' and all of a sudden I hear 'As daaayyys gooo byyy' coming from the back of the room and my friends had started a sing along of the 'Family Matters' theme song:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4R9...
The store clerk goes, 'Erin, with the Family Matters precon!' and all of a sudden I hear 'As daaayyys gooo byyy' coming from the back of the room and my friends had started a sing along of the 'Family Matters' theme song:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4R9...
I played three games last night and didn't win a single one, but I did win this Bloomburrow precon during our nightly raffle, so I will take that!
February 2, 2026 at 1:24 PM
I played three games last night and didn't win a single one, but I did win this Bloomburrow precon during our nightly raffle, so I will take that!
First game of the night, I played Liesa. I was the second to last person standing. But I got to do some cool things with Pact Weapon. I love this card.
February 2, 2026 at 2:12 AM
First game of the night, I played Liesa. I was the second to last person standing. But I got to do some cool things with Pact Weapon. I love this card.
I'm so glad to see that Marisa Abela earned a BAFTA for her work on S3 because she absolutely carried the season, culminating in her barn burner of a fight with Harper.
#IndustryHBO
#IndustryHBO
February 1, 2026 at 10:46 PM
I'm so glad to see that Marisa Abela earned a BAFTA for her work on S3 because she absolutely carried the season, culminating in her barn burner of a fight with Harper.
#IndustryHBO
#IndustryHBO
That cheesing redhead runs this account.
February 1, 2026 at 6:07 PM
That cheesing redhead runs this account.
She needs to snatch herself a better wig because that one is terrible.
February 1, 2026 at 4:43 PM
She needs to snatch herself a better wig because that one is terrible.
This is going to be my advice for any baby trans girls I meet going forward.
RIP Catherine O' Hara
RIP Catherine O' Hara
February 1, 2026 at 4:04 PM
This is going to be my advice for any baby trans girls I meet going forward.
RIP Catherine O' Hara
RIP Catherine O' Hara
TFW I'm the only one dealing with the threats at the table.
February 1, 2026 at 3:48 PM
TFW I'm the only one dealing with the threats at the table.
I used to be a Southwest girl - affordable, choose your own seat, free checked bags - and then they started removing or modifying those perks, so I've been flying Delta, instead.
If I had more chances to fly Alaska, I would. I was super impressed with them.
If I had more chances to fly Alaska, I would. I was super impressed with them.
What airline do you fly, and why?
February 1, 2026 at 2:05 AM
I used to be a Southwest girl - affordable, choose your own seat, free checked bags - and then they started removing or modifying those perks, so I've been flying Delta, instead.
If I had more chances to fly Alaska, I would. I was super impressed with them.
If I had more chances to fly Alaska, I would. I was super impressed with them.
Alright, I've got some vanilla pound cake, a funfetti cookie bar, and a peanut butter cup.
They said they've been getting harassing phone calls. I offered to answer their phones and they can just pay me in treats.
They said they've been getting harassing phone calls. I offered to answer their phones and they can just pay me in treats.
January 31, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Alright, I've got some vanilla pound cake, a funfetti cookie bar, and a peanut butter cup.
They said they've been getting harassing phone calls. I offered to answer their phones and they can just pay me in treats.
They said they've been getting harassing phone calls. I offered to answer their phones and they can just pay me in treats.
WHY IS THIS A THIRTY DOLLAR CARD
It was $7-10 about a month ago.
It was $7-10 about a month ago.
January 31, 2026 at 6:28 PM
WHY IS THIS A THIRTY DOLLAR CARD
It was $7-10 about a month ago.
It was $7-10 about a month ago.
I was talking to a cute guy last night and before he left, I gave him one of my 'fucks' and told him there was more where that came from. We exchanged numbers after that.
Quite smooth if I do say so, myself.
Quite smooth if I do say so, myself.
Took me a second to realize what these are: they're fucks to give!
January 31, 2026 at 3:57 PM
I was talking to a cute guy last night and before he left, I gave him one of my 'fucks' and told him there was more where that came from. We exchanged numbers after that.
Quite smooth if I do say so, myself.
Quite smooth if I do say so, myself.