Erin Campbell
@originaloestrus.bsky.social
Former content creator, runner, cat mom, Dredge Queen (#MtG), Resto Druid (#WoW) 🏳️⚧️
You can find my EDH decks here: https://archidekt.com/u/Oestrus
You can find my EDH decks here: https://archidekt.com/u/Oestrus
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I'm seeing a lot of 'What You Can Expect From Me' type posts, so here is mine!
✅️ I'm a runner, I run 2-3 times a week and occasionally do major events.
✅️ I have a cute cat named Morris. Expect lots of cat content.
✅️ I play Magic & WoW, I'll try to use hashtags in case you're not into one.
✅️ I'm a runner, I run 2-3 times a week and occasionally do major events.
✅️ I have a cute cat named Morris. Expect lots of cat content.
✅️ I play Magic & WoW, I'll try to use hashtags in case you're not into one.
Okay, these were WAY better than I expected. I'm a fan.
February 5, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Okay, these were WAY better than I expected. I'm a fan.
Played a few games with friends on Spelltable tonight.
The highlight was making a Kathril with nearly all the fixings on T5 and then proceeding to bonk the table, one by one.
The highlight was making a Kathril with nearly all the fixings on T5 and then proceeding to bonk the table, one by one.
February 5, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Played a few games with friends on Spelltable tonight.
The highlight was making a Kathril with nearly all the fixings on T5 and then proceeding to bonk the table, one by one.
The highlight was making a Kathril with nearly all the fixings on T5 and then proceeding to bonk the table, one by one.
It's just a turkey club!
February 4, 2026 at 11:45 PM
It's just a turkey club!
SUCCESS
My Trader Joe's has been sold out for ages, but now I've finally got mine!
My Trader Joe's has been sold out for ages, but now I've finally got mine!
February 4, 2026 at 10:33 PM
SUCCESS
My Trader Joe's has been sold out for ages, but now I've finally got mine!
My Trader Joe's has been sold out for ages, but now I've finally got mine!
When I say 'you can find me in the club,' I mean this.
(Also, tagging @pizzamaid.bsky.social because soda in a red, plastic cup)
(Also, tagging @pizzamaid.bsky.social because soda in a red, plastic cup)
February 4, 2026 at 9:38 PM
When I say 'you can find me in the club,' I mean this.
(Also, tagging @pizzamaid.bsky.social because soda in a red, plastic cup)
(Also, tagging @pizzamaid.bsky.social because soda in a red, plastic cup)
My attorney said there wasn't enough time for a cease and desist letter.
February 4, 2026 at 4:46 PM
My attorney said there wasn't enough time for a cease and desist letter.
Oh, it's just not France! I've seen all sorts of listicles and videos about how common this is in hospitals.
February 4, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Oh, it's just not France! I've seen all sorts of listicles and videos about how common this is in hospitals.
I think it's more about how different lengths, girths, curves feel. It's still totally bizarre! But on some level, I see the appeal.
February 4, 2026 at 1:46 PM
I think it's more about how different lengths, girths, curves feel. It's still totally bizarre! But on some level, I see the appeal.
Literally on point!
February 4, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Literally on point!
Yes, hi, good morning. Have you ever wondered what would happen if a Frenchman showed up to a hospital with a World War I munition up his ass? If so, have I got your answer.
english.elpais.com/internationa...
english.elpais.com/internationa...
A 24-year-old Frenchman shows up at hospital with a World War I shell lodged in his rectum
Doctors had to operate on the patient with the help of bomb disposal experts. He could yet be charged with possession of ammunition
english.elpais.com
February 4, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Yes, hi, good morning. Have you ever wondered what would happen if a Frenchman showed up to a hospital with a World War I munition up his ass? If so, have I got your answer.
english.elpais.com/internationa...
english.elpais.com/internationa...
You're totally a Dax, though!
February 4, 2026 at 4:35 AM
You're totally a Dax, though!
Of COURSE you pick Buffy and I pick Faith. 😘
February 4, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Of COURSE you pick Buffy and I pick Faith. 😘
Some Erin coded characters.
I'll leave it all up to y'all to figure out why or what they have in common.
I'll leave it all up to y'all to figure out why or what they have in common.
February 4, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Some Erin coded characters.
I'll leave it all up to y'all to figure out why or what they have in common.
I'll leave it all up to y'all to figure out why or what they have in common.
Morris was a cuddleslut yesterday.
February 4, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Morris was a cuddleslut yesterday.
How did you like 'Send Help?'
February 4, 2026 at 12:33 AM
How did you like 'Send Help?'
Slowly increasing my distance in preparation for #BabysFirst10K!
February 3, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Slowly increasing my distance in preparation for #BabysFirst10K!
What, you don't want gay hockey sex??
February 3, 2026 at 3:08 PM
What, you don't want gay hockey sex??
WAIT A MINUTE
'Borracho' in Spanish means drunk and there's a character in 'Mortal Kombat' named Bo Rai Cho, who is known for being a drunk.
'Borracho' in Spanish means drunk and there's a character in 'Mortal Kombat' named Bo Rai Cho, who is known for being a drunk.
a woman in a pink robe is holding a piece of paper in front of a mannequin
ALT: a woman in a pink robe is holding a piece of paper in front of a mannequin
media.tenor.com
February 3, 2026 at 2:53 PM
WAIT A MINUTE
'Borracho' in Spanish means drunk and there's a character in 'Mortal Kombat' named Bo Rai Cho, who is known for being a drunk.
'Borracho' in Spanish means drunk and there's a character in 'Mortal Kombat' named Bo Rai Cho, who is known for being a drunk.
My friend Anthony has been joining me for Book Night and the bartender goes, 'Sooo, what's my favorite couple reading tonight?'
Him: 'How commodities trading contributed to the bankruptcy of Jamaica.'
Me: 'Gay hockey sex.'
Him: 'How commodities trading contributed to the bankruptcy of Jamaica.'
Me: 'Gay hockey sex.'
Ayyy, got that prime real estate for Book Night again!
February 3, 2026 at 1:52 PM
My friend Anthony has been joining me for Book Night and the bartender goes, 'Sooo, what's my favorite couple reading tonight?'
Him: 'How commodities trading contributed to the bankruptcy of Jamaica.'
Me: 'Gay hockey sex.'
Him: 'How commodities trading contributed to the bankruptcy of Jamaica.'
Me: 'Gay hockey sex.'
