Good morning world. I’ve not slept. Again. Therefore any form of mad bilge I post could potentially be blamed on insomnia-induced psychosis. Well, that’s my excuse and am sticking to it like a turd to a blanket. And I don’t live in Hull.

Aye thenk yeow!

I really need to extract a digit and make use of this bloody platform. Here, have a bifter-battering Cyber whatsit…

Bugger, not been here for six months. Time flies when you’re physically and mentally falling apart, I guess 😞

So, what’s all this about then?