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Hazel@oriendori
@orendo.bsky.social
No longer the official simpsons fanpage due to recent events
she/her
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My sperm looking up at me after "schlorking" it
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Greeners Rise Up
January 17, 2026 at 3:37 AM
January 16, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Mattrick
January 14, 2026 at 11:02 PM
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new toy
January 10, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Check this out
January 13, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Twin Barts 2026 Remaster
January 13, 2026 at 1:06 PM
"You sound transgender with how you say this with no guilt."
January 12, 2026 at 4:08 PM
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I wanna leave twitter cause I convinced a guy that Im leading an army of 200ish transgenders that exists to scam men out of money using psychic porn warfare and I dont think anything else I post can top that.

My name is Fungalala the fungus streamer
January 12, 2026 at 12:11 PM
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Real Plumber Plays SUPER MARIO BROS. For The First Time
January 11, 2026 at 7:26 PM
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January 11, 2026 at 1:00 PM
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🎊🍾🍺
January 2, 2026 at 6:56 PM
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Fed him to much green joyberries Had to cancel out with 15cc red rageberry concentrate
December 28, 2025 at 6:14 AM
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January 10, 2026 at 12:37 AM
i left my home, to jerk my oenis, to jerk my oenis
January 10, 2026 at 10:56 AM
i love being queer, life is so beautiful
January 10, 2026 at 1:22 AM
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am i good or evil do you think
January 9, 2026 at 5:51 AM
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January 9, 2026 at 2:12 AM
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When the YT commentator avatar that is normally angry reviews something genuinely good and likes it:
obsessed with this frame. he looks kind.
January 8, 2026 at 10:04 AM
PLEASE JEB I NEED THIS...!
January 7, 2026 at 11:41 PM
mojang.... please mojang..... baby moobloom.... and my life is yours.....
January 7, 2026 at 11:36 PM
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Already have someone impersonating me. It’s seemingly made by this dude who is pretending to be in a relationship with me (?) and erp’ing with the acc.
I fucking hate being a woman on the internet
January 7, 2026 at 10:10 PM
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January 7, 2026 at 1:06 PM
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This is how twitter users sound when complaining about Bluesky
January 6, 2026 at 12:17 AM
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i played a bootleg windows xp game and this is one of the first things i saw
January 5, 2026 at 7:34 PM