Ori (Mattrick Booty) Simpson 🏳️⚧️
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My sperm looking up at me after "schlorking" it
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In my world they dont call it "iFunny" they call it "iRealLife" andddddd send tweet
August 14, 2025 at 7:51 PM
In my world they dont call it "iFunny" they call it "iRealLife" andddddd send tweet
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bart is rude, lisa is smarts and homer? well....
lets just say hes a litttle donuts
lets just say hes a litttle donuts
August 16, 2025 at 12:24 AM
bart is rude, lisa is smarts and homer? well....
lets just say hes a litttle donuts
lets just say hes a litttle donuts
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been stealing my friends bits lately, call that stolen valour, send tweet
August 20, 2025 at 12:21 AM
been stealing my friends bits lately, call that stolen valour, send tweet
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theres so much waddle-poo up my butt rn
August 20, 2025 at 12:22 AM
theres so much waddle-poo up my butt rn
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im actually such a piece of shit the way i word vomit onto my unsuspecting friends
August 20, 2025 at 12:25 AM
im actually such a piece of shit the way i word vomit onto my unsuspecting friends
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they call me burger bc im yummy intellectually
August 20, 2025 at 10:10 PM
they call me burger bc im yummy intellectually
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family guy dream last night:
peter had a tumor that pressed against his brain and seth mcfarlane sang a song that was just "you've got stupid cancer" repeated like 20 times
peter had a tumor that pressed against his brain and seth mcfarlane sang a song that was just "you've got stupid cancer" repeated like 20 times
August 18, 2025 at 9:22 AM
family guy dream last night:
peter had a tumor that pressed against his brain and seth mcfarlane sang a song that was just "you've got stupid cancer" repeated like 20 times
peter had a tumor that pressed against his brain and seth mcfarlane sang a song that was just "you've got stupid cancer" repeated like 20 times
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donuts and beer is a crazy meal, no wonder he's so mean to barf..
or should i say "do'h mean"
walks off into the setting sun
or should i say "do'h mean"
walks off into the setting sun
August 25, 2025 at 11:17 PM
donuts and beer is a crazy meal, no wonder he's so mean to barf..
or should i say "do'h mean"
walks off into the setting sun
or should i say "do'h mean"
walks off into the setting sun
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Why the fuck did he say that..? ..heh.. sure hope somebody got fired for THAT blunder!
August 25, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Why the fuck did he say that..? ..heh.. sure hope somebody got fired for THAT blunder!
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what if instead of bluetooth it was called POOtooth and instead of connecting your phone to wifi Internet it made you wirelessly shit yo self
August 28, 2025 at 11:04 PM
what if instead of bluetooth it was called POOtooth and instead of connecting your phone to wifi Internet it made you wirelessly shit yo self
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when i die they gonna lowkey put lost media on my tombstone
September 5, 2025 at 12:28 AM
when i die they gonna lowkey put lost media on my tombstone
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i think i would be okay with having sleep paralyses if it was Homer or maybe even Bart
September 6, 2025 at 10:39 AM
i think i would be okay with having sleep paralyses if it was Homer or maybe even Bart
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She's literally me, like literally...
November 15, 2025 at 8:53 PM
She's literally me, like literally...
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i'll never forget the first time i heard this song youtu.be/HMqgVXSvwGo?...
Pitbull - Fireball (Official Video) ft. John Ryan
YouTube video by PitbullVEVO
youtu.be
August 30, 2025 at 7:09 AM
i'll never forget the first time i heard this song youtu.be/HMqgVXSvwGo?...
She's literally me, like literally...
November 15, 2025 at 8:53 PM
She's literally me, like literally...
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my take on kris' biological parents
July 5, 2025 at 8:54 PM
my take on kris' biological parents
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In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.
November 12, 2025 at 2:15 PM
In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.
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Steam wins again
November 12, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Steam wins again
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My dog when I'm Grump
November 9, 2025 at 9:44 PM
My dog when I'm Grump
