Close captions that don't match the dubbing, 100% deal breaker

I just ate a really good apple

New Lauren Boebert variant with middle finger action for those pesky ushers

Somebody needs to make a Shazam where I can point my phone at a movie on TV and have it tell me what movie it it. And no, I cannot be bothered to go find the remote to see what it is

I like the Chiefs 🤷‍♂️

A+ work by whoever set up the timer for the lights in Leavenworth. Or they have it all plugged into a single outlet..

I do this bit when I order on the McDonald's app then pull up to order and give them my order number and they say "For Ryan?" and I say "That's meeeee!" and it never gets a laugh but I bet one day it will

Wasn't able to take off Thanksgiving this year so planned a dinner on Saturday. Now I'm likely getting MOT to cover somebody sick on Saturday...

Ladies Love Bean?

It was a good day in the woods

That Zach Ertz touchdown was one of the most underwhelming touchdowns I've seen in quite some time. Then the attempted two-point conversion...