Orcusdorkus - Running Impossible Landscapes & Pendragon
@orcusdorkus.bsky.social
Accused anglophile, husband, father, gamer, and full on fanboy/groupie of all things TTRPGs. Cheese enthusiast.
YT Channel: youtube.com/@orcusdorkus
Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/titterpigs-the-ttrpg-podcast/id1585863093
YT Channel: youtube.com/@orcusdorkus
Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/titterpigs-the-ttrpg-podcast/id1585863093
While I enjoy a finely written, well crafted movie as much as anyone, I’m not usually super finicky when it comes to popcorn entertainment for entertainment’s sake. So it’s been a long time since I’ve said this about a film, but good lord was the new Running Man absolute gobshite trash. 🤦🏼♂️
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February 16, 2026 at 4:45 AM
While I enjoy a finely written, well crafted movie as much as anyone, I’m not usually super finicky when it comes to popcorn entertainment for entertainment’s sake. So it’s been a long time since I’ve said this about a film, but good lord was the new Running Man absolute gobshite trash. 🤦🏼♂️
And thus, the Grey Knight closes with the wedding of the chaste Sir Aristellios and Lady Ariette. Vows sworn, lands transferred, Duke watchful. All was well at the feast…until the Fae arrived with a silver swaddled reminder that moonlit revelry has consequences.
But hey, it could be Sir Eustice’s.😅
But hey, it could be Sir Eustice’s.😅
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February 15, 2026 at 11:48 PM
And thus, the Grey Knight closes with the wedding of the chaste Sir Aristellios and Lady Ariette. Vows sworn, lands transferred, Duke watchful. All was well at the feast…until the Fae arrived with a silver swaddled reminder that moonlit revelry has consequences.
But hey, it could be Sir Eustice’s.😅
But hey, it could be Sir Eustice’s.😅
As someone who’s listened to most of @hplhs.bsky.social’s Dark Adventure Radio Theatre on Audible, I have never picked up one of their physical DART releases, until now. As always, their prop quality and table potential are unparalleled, and I may have unlocked a dangerous new collector priority. 😅
February 15, 2026 at 4:43 PM
As someone who’s listened to most of @hplhs.bsky.social’s Dark Adventure Radio Theatre on Audible, I have never picked up one of their physical DART releases, until now. As always, their prop quality and table potential are unparalleled, and I may have unlocked a dangerous new collector priority. 😅
OSR, storytelling, indie, trad, sandbox, railroad, simulationist, narrative, and so on. The hobby has more labels than a pantry full of unused spices.
I don’t care.
None have ever reliably determined my table experience.
The only label I care about is fun. If it’s there, I play. If not, I don’t.
I don’t care.
None have ever reliably determined my table experience.
The only label I care about is fun. If it’s there, I play. If not, I don’t.
February 15, 2026 at 3:36 PM
OSR, storytelling, indie, trad, sandbox, railroad, simulationist, narrative, and so on. The hobby has more labels than a pantry full of unused spices.
I don’t care.
None have ever reliably determined my table experience.
The only label I care about is fun. If it’s there, I play. If not, I don’t.
I don’t care.
None have ever reliably determined my table experience.
The only label I care about is fun. If it’s there, I play. If not, I don’t.
Trials and Tribulations With Moving Your Elderly Father In #387:
Please tell me there is more to our golden years than watching the same news cycle all day long and then getting contentiously angry that your son’s very busy family doesn’t have dinner planned at exactly 5pm, six days a week.
Please tell me there is more to our golden years than watching the same news cycle all day long and then getting contentiously angry that your son’s very busy family doesn’t have dinner planned at exactly 5pm, six days a week.
February 15, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Trials and Tribulations With Moving Your Elderly Father In #387:
Please tell me there is more to our golden years than watching the same news cycle all day long and then getting contentiously angry that your son’s very busy family doesn’t have dinner planned at exactly 5pm, six days a week.
Please tell me there is more to our golden years than watching the same news cycle all day long and then getting contentiously angry that your son’s very busy family doesn’t have dinner planned at exactly 5pm, six days a week.
IL: The Night Floors is in the books. Thanks to @jaredlogan.bsky.social @sskorkowsky.bsky.social @adriangamenerd.bsky.social @discourseminis.bsky.social @sdorward.bsky.social for burning any bridges that could have lead to a prudent outcome for your agents, and salting any earth left behind them. 🥂😅
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February 14, 2026 at 7:31 AM
IL: The Night Floors is in the books. Thanks to @jaredlogan.bsky.social @sskorkowsky.bsky.social @adriangamenerd.bsky.social @discourseminis.bsky.social @sdorward.bsky.social for burning any bridges that could have lead to a prudent outcome for your agents, and salting any earth left behind them. 🥂😅
It’s time for Yet Another Completely Unprofessional Unboxing, as I take a ramble through The Sauvage King, and get a feel of what lies within the newest addition to the Pendragon 6e line. 🤘😊 #chaosium #pendragon #ttrpgs
youtu.be/Q7ZEdsi0qX0
youtu.be/Q7ZEdsi0qX0
Pendragon: The Sauvage King
YouTube video by OrcusDorkus' RPG Shenanigans
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February 12, 2026 at 6:43 PM
It’s time for Yet Another Completely Unprofessional Unboxing, as I take a ramble through The Sauvage King, and get a feel of what lies within the newest addition to the Pendragon 6e line. 🤘😊 #chaosium #pendragon #ttrpgs
youtu.be/Q7ZEdsi0qX0
youtu.be/Q7ZEdsi0qX0
Oh, that’s right. I have a Pendragon wedding to run this Sunday. 😅
February 12, 2026 at 6:16 AM
Oh, that’s right. I have a Pendragon wedding to run this Sunday. 😅
Age verification?
I have yet to beat this bastard in a game of Tic-Tac-Toe.
I have yet to beat this bastard in a game of Tic-Tac-Toe.
February 10, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Age verification?
I have yet to beat this bastard in a game of Tic-Tac-Toe.
I have yet to beat this bastard in a game of Tic-Tac-Toe.
Woot! 🤘🏻😊🤘🏻
It’s confirmed! @orcusdorkus.bsky.social twisted @modoc.bsky.social’s arm and The Titterpigs are heading to #ChaosiumCon. What’s our plans? Run a game? Socialize? Rock wildly unflattering scout uniforms at the bar, based on the con’s theme? Who knows? It’s up in the air. 😅 Looking forward to it. 🤘🏻
February 10, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Woot! 🤘🏻😊🤘🏻
Such a fantastic con. Hoping to make it again, especially with this potential lineup, but it’s a bit early to tell. If not, I will have to come up with a new t-shirt idea with the rest of the crew in it to send to @jdroucker.bsky.social 😜
February 9, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Such a fantastic con. Hoping to make it again, especially with this potential lineup, but it’s a bit early to tell. If not, I will have to come up with a new t-shirt idea with the rest of the crew in it to send to @jdroucker.bsky.social 😜
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Delta Green microcon infests KamCon in British Columbia in September 2026.
DG MICROCON INFESTS KAMCON IN BC IN SEPTEMBER 2026
Corner us there. We have nowhere to retreat.
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February 9, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Delta Green microcon infests KamCon in British Columbia in September 2026.
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Do you need an editor/proofreader to help you get your #ttrpg project finished? I work with creators of all sizes—no project is too big or small. I offer reasonable rates, quick turnarounds, and take pride in delivering quality work. CV available. DMs open.
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February 9, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Do you need an editor/proofreader to help you get your #ttrpg project finished? I work with creators of all sizes—no project is too big or small. I offer reasonable rates, quick turnarounds, and take pride in delivering quality work. CV available. DMs open.
Image: Previous projects
Image: Previous projects
*gurgling water sounds*
*COUGH! COUGH!*
So, like check it, my idea …There’s like, these dice, man. One has like, five sides. Another has, like, seven sides. Dude! One has FOURTEEN sides! I’m like FREAKING OUT! …No wait, TWENTY FOUR SIDES!
Heh, heh-heh, heh, heh! …Dude, what’s in this ganja, man?
*COUGH! COUGH!*
So, like check it, my idea …There’s like, these dice, man. One has like, five sides. Another has, like, seven sides. Dude! One has FOURTEEN sides! I’m like FREAKING OUT! …No wait, TWENTY FOUR SIDES!
Heh, heh-heh, heh, heh! …Dude, what’s in this ganja, man?
So this plumber eats mushrooms to fight evil turtles to rescue a princess.
February 9, 2026 at 12:48 PM
*gurgling water sounds*
*COUGH! COUGH!*
So, like check it, my idea …There’s like, these dice, man. One has like, five sides. Another has, like, seven sides. Dude! One has FOURTEEN sides! I’m like FREAKING OUT! …No wait, TWENTY FOUR SIDES!
Heh, heh-heh, heh, heh! …Dude, what’s in this ganja, man?
*COUGH! COUGH!*
So, like check it, my idea …There’s like, these dice, man. One has like, five sides. Another has, like, seven sides. Dude! One has FOURTEEN sides! I’m like FREAKING OUT! …No wait, TWENTY FOUR SIDES!
Heh, heh-heh, heh, heh! …Dude, what’s in this ganja, man?
Two take aways from this:
1. The TTRPG Community location is the equivalent to the Riftspan Reaches, whose subsectors were creatively named by letting a cat walk across the keyboard.
2. As for my location within it…
Out here in the perimeter there are no stars. Out here we is stoned,
Immaculate.
1. The TTRPG Community location is the equivalent to the Riftspan Reaches, whose subsectors were creatively named by letting a cat walk across the keyboard.
2. As for my location within it…
Out here in the perimeter there are no stars. Out here we is stoned,
Immaculate.
February 9, 2026 at 11:57 AM
Two take aways from this:
1. The TTRPG Community location is the equivalent to the Riftspan Reaches, whose subsectors were creatively named by letting a cat walk across the keyboard.
2. As for my location within it…
Out here in the perimeter there are no stars. Out here we is stoned,
Immaculate.
1. The TTRPG Community location is the equivalent to the Riftspan Reaches, whose subsectors were creatively named by letting a cat walk across the keyboard.
2. As for my location within it…
Out here in the perimeter there are no stars. Out here we is stoned,
Immaculate.
Okay, Seahawks have it. Haven’t the will to watch it to the end. I seen more exciting games on Tecmo Bowl.
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February 9, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Okay, Seahawks have it. Haven’t the will to watch it to the end. I seen more exciting games on Tecmo Bowl.
My god. There’s been soooo many bad AI generated commercials during the Super Bowl. I mean not just bad, It’s drunk grandpa generating AI slop levels of bad. 🤦🏼♂️
February 9, 2026 at 2:30 AM
My god. There’s been soooo many bad AI generated commercials during the Super Bowl. I mean not just bad, It’s drunk grandpa generating AI slop levels of bad. 🤦🏼♂️
Woof. What a lackluster first half. 🥱Hopefully the Bad Bunny halftime show can wake us up.
February 9, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Woof. What a lackluster first half. 🥱Hopefully the Bad Bunny halftime show can wake us up.
Well, wasn’t going to bother with the Licks Super Bowl, but it didn’t take much to twist my arm when my wife said let’s use it as an excuse to make some wings. So at the very least, West Coast representing, because f#*k New England, obviously. 😅🤘🏻🏈🍗
February 9, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Well, wasn’t going to bother with the Licks Super Bowl, but it didn’t take much to twist my arm when my wife said let’s use it as an excuse to make some wings. So at the very least, West Coast representing, because f#*k New England, obviously. 😅🤘🏻🏈🍗
Forget watching sports ball, there's a new episode of Titterpigs! We have a sit with @lectrotext.bsky.social to talk about his cyberpunk inspired DCC rpg, Netcrawl, and discover his fantastic take on the genre. Listen here or find it on your favorite podcatcher. 🤘😊
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February 8, 2026 at 5:39 PM
International Online Gaming Advice #104: If you are having trouble getting responses from your UK players regarding session scheduling, just message you are reading the Pendragon scenario, The “Gray” Knight, and they will be struck with an uncontrollable violent urge to correct your spelling. 🪤
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February 8, 2026 at 2:24 PM
International Online Gaming Advice #104: If you are having trouble getting responses from your UK players regarding session scheduling, just message you are reading the Pendragon scenario, The “Gray” Knight, and they will be struck with an uncontrollable violent urge to correct your spelling. 🪤
Post your favourite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
February 8, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Post your favourite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
Tonight’s DCC Cavern’s of Thracia:
Masked death cultists in robes, a duo of lost drunken lizard men, a sacrificial temple within a semi-dormant volcano, and negotiating terms of assistance with shady mephits. We hit many of the tropes in tonight’s game and it was superb. 😊🤘🏻
Masked death cultists in robes, a duo of lost drunken lizard men, a sacrificial temple within a semi-dormant volcano, and negotiating terms of assistance with shady mephits. We hit many of the tropes in tonight’s game and it was superb. 😊🤘🏻
February 8, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Tonight’s DCC Cavern’s of Thracia:
Masked death cultists in robes, a duo of lost drunken lizard men, a sacrificial temple within a semi-dormant volcano, and negotiating terms of assistance with shady mephits. We hit many of the tropes in tonight’s game and it was superb. 😊🤘🏻
Masked death cultists in robes, a duo of lost drunken lizard men, a sacrificial temple within a semi-dormant volcano, and negotiating terms of assistance with shady mephits. We hit many of the tropes in tonight’s game and it was superb. 😊🤘🏻
Finally, the hammer has been dropped. Flight booked and room locked in for #ChaosiumCon. Looking forward to seeing some of you there. 🤘😊
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February 6, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Finally, the hammer has been dropped. Flight booked and room locked in for #ChaosiumCon. Looking forward to seeing some of you there. 🤘😊
February 6, 2026 at 4:56 AM