It is very difficult to be a shittier platform than Twitter is right now but Bluesky will certainly fucking try.

I have thoughts and feelings about current events that federal investigators would not find noteworthy

The only political platform Americans care about is posting

Why not join the Democrats? We have:

- mf named gavin

- mckinsey ai chat bot + beard dlc

- kamala 2???

- Italian (derogatory)

Cancer is a motherfucker.

Maybe rom hack development will ruin me before global warming will

It sucks that I wake up in the morning and look at my phone to find out if my people are still conflicted about if genocide is ok

How many acts of domestic terrorism were initiated via gif. I know it's at least one

A few hours in and this already feels like the posting sewer I remember