Orange 🐍
@orangeophidian.bsky.social
A socially awkward pig that struggles to keep his clothes on!
Now more than ever, put kindness first. Be the person you’d hope other people would choose to be. ❤️
Now more than ever, put kindness first. Be the person you’d hope other people would choose to be. ❤️
Today was NOT the day. Exhausted and drained but got a little pump going 🤷🏻♂️
November 14, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Today was NOT the day. Exhausted and drained but got a little pump going 🤷🏻♂️
Sometimes that lighting in the toilet at work just hits 👌🏻
Other times it makes no difference but you’re a whore that gets turned on by toilets 🤌🏻
Other times it makes no difference but you’re a whore that gets turned on by toilets 🤌🏻
November 13, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Sometimes that lighting in the toilet at work just hits 👌🏻
Other times it makes no difference but you’re a whore that gets turned on by toilets 🤌🏻
Other times it makes no difference but you’re a whore that gets turned on by toilets 🤌🏻
I am, and will always be l, obsessed with Henry Hoops magnificent and squishy butt
November 13, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I am, and will always be l, obsessed with Henry Hoops magnificent and squishy butt
You can’t smell it all the way over there.
Get closer.
Get closer.
November 12, 2025 at 1:48 PM
You can’t smell it all the way over there.
Get closer.
Get closer.
Getting to be in love with your best friend is seriously the greatest fucking feeling.
November 12, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Getting to be in love with your best friend is seriously the greatest fucking feeling.
In, out, shake me all about.
November 12, 2025 at 6:59 AM
In, out, shake me all about.
Force-feed me malteasers please
November 6, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Force-feed me malteasers please
I am bored.
What do I do when I’m bored?
Butt pics.
What do I do when I’m bored?
Butt pics.
November 5, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I am bored.
What do I do when I’m bored?
Butt pics.
What do I do when I’m bored?
Butt pics.
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A fag using the toilet? No, pissing all over ourselves is so much more fun.
Thank You Master @house-of-spot.bsky.social for the inspiration.
Thank You Master @house-of-spot.bsky.social for the inspiration.
October 28, 2025 at 10:10 PM
A fag using the toilet? No, pissing all over ourselves is so much more fun.
Thank You Master @house-of-spot.bsky.social for the inspiration.
Thank You Master @house-of-spot.bsky.social for the inspiration.
Felt cute
Ignore the ripped briefs (or tear them off me?)
Ignore the ripped briefs (or tear them off me?)
October 29, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Felt cute
Ignore the ripped briefs (or tear them off me?)
Ignore the ripped briefs (or tear them off me?)
Trolls Band Together has no right having a soundtrack that hits this damn hard. Perfect backing to my workout 💃🕺 youtu.be/Fk3QQvCbqo0?...
Trolls Band Together (2023) - Sweet Dreams and Fame Chase Scene
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October 28, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Trolls Band Together has no right having a soundtrack that hits this damn hard. Perfect backing to my workout 💃🕺 youtu.be/Fk3QQvCbqo0?...
Feeling ragged today
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🤢🤧
October 28, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Feeling ragged today
🤢🤧
🤢🤧
Wario and Waluigi tore shit up 😂🔥
Fucking awesome evening with the most amazing man I could ever have asked for.
Fucking awesome evening with the most amazing man I could ever have asked for.
October 26, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Wario and Waluigi tore shit up 😂🔥
Fucking awesome evening with the most amazing man I could ever have asked for.
Fucking awesome evening with the most amazing man I could ever have asked for.
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Please pardon my hump😈
Thank you Mr Lopez
Thank you Mr Lopez
October 22, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Please pardon my hump😈
Thank you Mr Lopez
Thank you Mr Lopez
