Orange Isopod
@orangeisopod.bsky.social
Watching government lies leak into your empty eyes from the tv, and winner’s history
Pinned
That doesn’t sound very free
February 9, 2026 at 2:36 AM
That doesn’t sound very free
“Sorry boss, I need to take an undefined amount of time off”
…
“No, no I’m not sick. I just really want to be a cat wrangler in Greece for awhile”
I’m sure he will understand
…
“No, no I’m not sick. I just really want to be a cat wrangler in Greece for awhile”
I’m sure he will understand
February 5, 2026 at 10:11 PM
“Sorry boss, I need to take an undefined amount of time off”
…
“No, no I’m not sick. I just really want to be a cat wrangler in Greece for awhile”
I’m sure he will understand
…
“No, no I’m not sick. I just really want to be a cat wrangler in Greece for awhile”
I’m sure he will understand
Former Florida resident… Can confirm
February 5, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Former Florida resident… Can confirm
Once at a motel in Indiana and I walked down to the vending machine for a snack but it was blocked off with ambulances and a fire truck, couldn’t see what was going on
The next day the vending machine was on the ground, face down
Somebody had a bad night (me, I didn’t get a snack)
The next day the vending machine was on the ground, face down
Somebody had a bad night (me, I didn’t get a snack)
February 4, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Once at a motel in Indiana and I walked down to the vending machine for a snack but it was blocked off with ambulances and a fire truck, couldn’t see what was going on
The next day the vending machine was on the ground, face down
Somebody had a bad night (me, I didn’t get a snack)
The next day the vending machine was on the ground, face down
Somebody had a bad night (me, I didn’t get a snack)
Well when you put it like that…
February 4, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Well when you put it like that…
As someone who spent 6 years getting degrees in both geology and meteorology- with a focus on climate change and a passion for things like the northern lights and eclipses and etc
… no.
… no.
February 3, 2026 at 11:53 PM
As someone who spent 6 years getting degrees in both geology and meteorology- with a focus on climate change and a passion for things like the northern lights and eclipses and etc
… no.
… no.
My parents are Trump supporters with two leftist kids. At the same time, just going off their looks is a crazy way to decide those kids are leftists. They look like normal kids. I don’t think these people know what leftists even are
January 29, 2026 at 12:57 AM
My parents are Trump supporters with two leftist kids. At the same time, just going off their looks is a crazy way to decide those kids are leftists. They look like normal kids. I don’t think these people know what leftists even are
I came here to say this!
January 27, 2026 at 10:03 PM
I came here to say this!
I have some lithops! I had a lot more but last time I moved they didn’t do well in their new environment :(
January 27, 2026 at 8:57 AM
I have some lithops! I had a lot more but last time I moved they didn’t do well in their new environment :(
There needs to be redactions bc it is children. We shouldn’t be releasing the victims names, pictures, and possibly videos aka kiddie porn
January 26, 2026 at 7:25 PM
There needs to be redactions bc it is children. We shouldn’t be releasing the victims names, pictures, and possibly videos aka kiddie porn
Is he talking about the video that anyone can watch online where ICE is attacking a guy who’s trying to help a different protestor
and then they execute him when he’s pinned on the ground ?
And then they keep shooting at his body? 🤔
and then they execute him when he’s pinned on the ground ?
And then they keep shooting at his body? 🤔
January 24, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Is he talking about the video that anyone can watch online where ICE is attacking a guy who’s trying to help a different protestor
and then they execute him when he’s pinned on the ground ?
And then they keep shooting at his body? 🤔
and then they execute him when he’s pinned on the ground ?
And then they keep shooting at his body? 🤔
It’s clearly a joke
January 23, 2026 at 4:23 PM
It’s clearly a joke
This just broke me ☠️
January 23, 2026 at 4:21 PM
This just broke me ☠️
It still is laughable bc the “landslide” he is claiming he won by was less than 1%
January 23, 2026 at 3:41 PM
It still is laughable bc the “landslide” he is claiming he won by was less than 1%
Additional information:
The “landslide” Trump is referring to winning by was less than 1%
The “landslide” Trump is referring to winning by was less than 1%
January 23, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Additional information:
The “landslide” Trump is referring to winning by was less than 1%
The “landslide” Trump is referring to winning by was less than 1%
Even Fox News is showing him polling poorly
Is he seriously accusing Fox News of providing fake polls to make him look bad?
While Fox News does the lion’s share of lying, they always do it in the fuhrer’s favor.
Parson the aggressive alliteration, it was fun
Is he seriously accusing Fox News of providing fake polls to make him look bad?
While Fox News does the lion’s share of lying, they always do it in the fuhrer’s favor.
Parson the aggressive alliteration, it was fun
January 23, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Even Fox News is showing him polling poorly
Is he seriously accusing Fox News of providing fake polls to make him look bad?
While Fox News does the lion’s share of lying, they always do it in the fuhrer’s favor.
Parson the aggressive alliteration, it was fun
Is he seriously accusing Fox News of providing fake polls to make him look bad?
While Fox News does the lion’s share of lying, they always do it in the fuhrer’s favor.
Parson the aggressive alliteration, it was fun
Please someone adopt this dog
If I didn’t live so far away with a cat that hates dogs I’d already own her
It’s breaking my heart to see her so often
She’s precious
If I didn’t live so far away with a cat that hates dogs I’d already own her
It’s breaking my heart to see her so often
She’s precious
January 23, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Please someone adopt this dog
If I didn’t live so far away with a cat that hates dogs I’d already own her
It’s breaking my heart to see her so often
She’s precious
If I didn’t live so far away with a cat that hates dogs I’d already own her
It’s breaking my heart to see her so often
She’s precious
Trump didn’t know regular people go grocery shopping, thought it wasn’t a real issue
a woman is sitting at a table in a living room talking to a man .
Alt: Lucille Bluth from the tv show arrested development saying “I mean, it’s one banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars?”
Which shows her rich lifestyle has given her a complete disconnect from what things cost for the average person, à la bill gates not knowing what a gallon of milk costs
media.tenor.com
January 22, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Trump didn’t know regular people go grocery shopping, thought it wasn’t a real issue
Aw I miss my tuxedo kitty, thanks for sharing yours <3
January 22, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Aw I miss my tuxedo kitty, thanks for sharing yours <3
Ok now hold up all the pics of people ICE nabbed that Weren’t murderers. He wouldn’t have time to hold all of them up.
January 21, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Ok now hold up all the pics of people ICE nabbed that Weren’t murderers. He wouldn’t have time to hold all of them up.
Except they’re asking how can anyone not think he is unfit. That means relatively clearly the OP believes the president is unfit. They’re wondering how there’s so many that appear to not think this
January 21, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Except they’re asking how can anyone not think he is unfit. That means relatively clearly the OP believes the president is unfit. They’re wondering how there’s so many that appear to not think this
Well I agree the real threat is within. Except I mean the real threat is within our White House …
January 21, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Well I agree the real threat is within. Except I mean the real threat is within our White House …
Weird I guess I’ve just majorly hallucinated ICE doing all those things
January 20, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Weird I guess I’ve just majorly hallucinated ICE doing all those things