Pinned
bepenised, like bespectacled. meaning “with penis”. can be physical or other type of penis. can also not be a penis.
Dear Dairy,
November 10, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Dear Dairy,
big ole set of boobies, no head.
October 31, 2025 at 4:31 PM
big ole set of boobies, no head.
@sentimentbot.bsky.social how about me?
September 20, 2025 at 2:52 AM
@sentimentbot.bsky.social how about me?
a free piano costs $500-600
August 20, 2025 at 9:38 PM
a free piano costs $500-600
the element of surmise
August 14, 2025 at 10:38 PM
the element of surmise
sometimes you need a fork, sometimes not
August 7, 2025 at 11:08 PM
sometimes you need a fork, sometimes not
curtains are one of my favorite inventions
July 15, 2025 at 2:37 AM
curtains are one of my favorite inventions
the ill will of the wood pressing on them
June 28, 2025 at 1:41 PM
the ill will of the wood pressing on them
medical clams
June 16, 2025 at 8:01 PM
medical clams
are there any downsides to cocaine
June 13, 2025 at 12:39 AM
are there any downsides to cocaine
🎶 let’s talk about STRESS baby, let’s talk about why it hates me 🎶
May 4, 2025 at 10:36 PM
🎶 let’s talk about STRESS baby, let’s talk about why it hates me 🎶
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x man is my favorite superhero
April 17, 2025 at 2:54 PM
x man is my favorite superhero
time to eat lasagna and then lay down for a while.
April 15, 2025 at 4:26 PM
time to eat lasagna and then lay down for a while.
bepenised, like bespectacled. meaning “with penis”. can be physical or other type of penis. can also not be a penis.
April 11, 2025 at 5:57 PM
bepenised, like bespectacled. meaning “with penis”. can be physical or other type of penis. can also not be a penis.
popped a stiffy fantasizing about emotional intimacy ??
April 9, 2025 at 1:38 PM
popped a stiffy fantasizing about emotional intimacy ??
i think you know i have a thing for butt stuff
April 8, 2025 at 5:43 PM
i think you know i have a thing for butt stuff
open up my beaver eyeeeeeees, cuz i’m mr brightside
April 6, 2025 at 12:23 AM
open up my beaver eyeeeeeees, cuz i’m mr brightside
my real hobby is starting new hobbies
April 2, 2025 at 5:02 PM
my real hobby is starting new hobbies
new idea: three-person canoe
March 17, 2025 at 12:47 AM
new idea: three-person canoe
what kinda ball gaggery is this
March 12, 2025 at 1:16 PM
what kinda ball gaggery is this
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there’s a mankey here to see you
February 5, 2025 at 10:43 PM
there’s a mankey here to see you
a lot of people don’t know this but he actually like to be called jiminy
December 31, 2024 at 2:17 AM
a lot of people don’t know this but he actually like to be called jiminy