Oracula
@oracula.bsky.social
A small fish in a small pond, used to be Aleister Growley
watched so many cheesy Christmas movies that I can predict the outcome based on whether I recognize Mario Lopez or Jackée’s voice
December 15, 2024 at 3:10 AM
watched so many cheesy Christmas movies that I can predict the outcome based on whether I recognize Mario Lopez or Jackée’s voice
my husband had his second ever McRib this week. He made me take a bite. Not impressed. Not impressed at all.
December 15, 2024 at 3:05 AM
my husband had his second ever McRib this week. He made me take a bite. Not impressed. Not impressed at all.
Doing my best to find the lesson in Hallmark movies but deep dive studying is just really hard hard these days
December 15, 2024 at 2:51 AM
Doing my best to find the lesson in Hallmark movies but deep dive studying is just really hard hard these days
just found out that Zachary Ty Bryan (oldest Home Improvement kid) is younger than Jonathan Taylor Thomas
(middle Home Improvement kid) and I have never felt so lied to in my life
(middle Home Improvement kid) and I have never felt so lied to in my life
December 15, 2024 at 2:33 AM
just found out that Zachary Ty Bryan (oldest Home Improvement kid) is younger than Jonathan Taylor Thomas
(middle Home Improvement kid) and I have never felt so lied to in my life
(middle Home Improvement kid) and I have never felt so lied to in my life
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*pictures Elon crouching by a hole, urging JD to put the lotion in the basket*
December 13, 2024 at 7:10 AM
*pictures Elon crouching by a hole, urging JD to put the lotion in the basket*
Had a dream where I was in deep discussion with some random person about how good the water in the house I grew up tasted and how tap water just isn’t that great anymore
December 7, 2024 at 4:39 PM
Had a dream where I was in deep discussion with some random person about how good the water in the house I grew up tasted and how tap water just isn’t that great anymore
Movie sequel: Matthew McConaughey character from Magic Mike decides to turn over a new leaf and opens up a daycare; he lulls kids to sleep by singing to them “Babies of Tampa”
November 20, 2024 at 7:25 PM
Movie sequel: Matthew McConaughey character from Magic Mike decides to turn over a new leaf and opens up a daycare; he lulls kids to sleep by singing to them “Babies of Tampa”
I never read much Goosebumps (scared the heck out of me) but I loved joke books and I had one written by some guy called Jovial Bob Stine, and it turns out that’s the same guy, so now I can join the club and say yes, I did love R L Stine as a kid
November 20, 2024 at 3:30 PM
I never read much Goosebumps (scared the heck out of me) but I loved joke books and I had one written by some guy called Jovial Bob Stine, and it turns out that’s the same guy, so now I can join the club and say yes, I did love R L Stine as a kid
Whenever I slag on AI in writing, I feel terrible for this nice guy, Al, who works in my office
November 20, 2024 at 2:14 PM
Whenever I slag on AI in writing, I feel terrible for this nice guy, Al, who works in my office
So far, generative AI is a really good replacement for buying greeting cards
November 20, 2024 at 2:13 PM
So far, generative AI is a really good replacement for buying greeting cards
“Next time, ask! Nobody eats Bob Dole’s peanut butter without asking!”
November 19, 2024 at 12:13 AM
“Next time, ask! Nobody eats Bob Dole’s peanut butter without asking!”
Sean Duffy, because he knows all about the real world
the confessionals will be an absolute fiasco
the confessionals will be an absolute fiasco
November 19, 2024 at 12:11 AM
Sean Duffy, because he knows all about the real world
the confessionals will be an absolute fiasco
the confessionals will be an absolute fiasco
I’m irredeemable and you probably have a ton of friends and family who are missing your awesome opinions about them, so please don’t waste your energy on my behalf!
Kind of like responding to the Midwest goodby with “welp, I should probably let you go” when they won’t let you get out of the door
Kind of like responding to the Midwest goodby with “welp, I should probably let you go” when they won’t let you get out of the door
November 18, 2024 at 7:19 PM
I’m irredeemable and you probably have a ton of friends and family who are missing your awesome opinions about them, so please don’t waste your energy on my behalf!
Kind of like responding to the Midwest goodby with “welp, I should probably let you go” when they won’t let you get out of the door
Kind of like responding to the Midwest goodby with “welp, I should probably let you go” when they won’t let you get out of the door
When someone is getting on my case for not wanting to attend social functions or not being fun in groups, it’s like, what’s your damage that you’re so desperate for attention from someone who sucks to be around, go work on that
November 18, 2024 at 7:16 PM
When someone is getting on my case for not wanting to attend social functions or not being fun in groups, it’s like, what’s your damage that you’re so desperate for attention from someone who sucks to be around, go work on that
I once ended a friendship because she complained (several times, while visiting my house) about not liking the air freshener I used,* so yeah, I’d cut a person off for political beliefs I find repugnant
*I mean, there were other things, but that was the last straw
*I mean, there were other things, but that was the last straw
November 18, 2024 at 12:46 AM
I once ended a friendship because she complained (several times, while visiting my house) about not liking the air freshener I used,* so yeah, I’d cut a person off for political beliefs I find repugnant
*I mean, there were other things, but that was the last straw
*I mean, there were other things, but that was the last straw
I knew someone from Nebraska once
November 17, 2024 at 10:46 PM
I knew someone from Nebraska once
Frightened Rabbit and Dillinger Four
fall/winter: Superchunk
anyone else associate different artists with changing of the seasons?
what is your fall/winter music? been listening to a lot of bon iver personally.
what is your fall/winter music? been listening to a lot of bon iver personally.
November 17, 2024 at 10:44 PM
Frightened Rabbit and Dillinger Four
The next door neighbor is wonderful. He regularly sings college sports fight songs (is that the right term) loudly to himself while grilling on his patio. Today it was the University of Nebraska. Sometimes he also sings along loudly to Billy Joel songs
November 17, 2024 at 10:44 PM
The next door neighbor is wonderful. He regularly sings college sports fight songs (is that the right term) loudly to himself while grilling on his patio. Today it was the University of Nebraska. Sometimes he also sings along loudly to Billy Joel songs
A few years ago I spent some time haunting oddball Facebook groups, specifically Teal Tribe and a couple of chaos magick groups. I’m still trying to figure out exactly what to think about them, other than, now THAT is where the weird people are
November 17, 2024 at 7:20 PM
A few years ago I spent some time haunting oddball Facebook groups, specifically Teal Tribe and a couple of chaos magick groups. I’m still trying to figure out exactly what to think about them, other than, now THAT is where the weird people are
My husband just sent this photo, so I guess Christmas shopping is figured out for this year
November 17, 2024 at 4:21 PM
My husband just sent this photo, so I guess Christmas shopping is figured out for this year
Anyway, I’m going to go take a shower and eat some pizza. Simultaneously.
[is she really? Is this a put on? How can that be verified? The world may never know]
[is she really? Is this a put on? How can that be verified? The world may never know]
November 17, 2024 at 4:12 PM
Anyway, I’m going to go take a shower and eat some pizza. Simultaneously.
[is she really? Is this a put on? How can that be verified? The world may never know]
[is she really? Is this a put on? How can that be verified? The world may never know]
Make sure you’re doing the legwork to look into anything that gives you a knee jerk reaction. Even well meaning and decent people are prone to being duped. It shouldn’t be this hard, but here we are
November 17, 2024 at 4:02 PM
Make sure you’re doing the legwork to look into anything that gives you a knee jerk reaction. Even well meaning and decent people are prone to being duped. It shouldn’t be this hard, but here we are
The advice to go through lists account-by-account is both time consuming and incredibly depressing, but you do catch who is actually a true cretin vs. those who are on the list wrongly or those who are maybe not totally repugnant
November 17, 2024 at 3:57 PM
The advice to go through lists account-by-account is both time consuming and incredibly depressing, but you do catch who is actually a true cretin vs. those who are on the list wrongly or those who are maybe not totally repugnant
Watch out for some of the “block this list to block trolls and other jackoffs”
Some of these are being packed with non-offenders (not sure how, exactly, but the why is that crybaby bullies are trying to mess with people because feeling deprived of their attention supply, very sad, much tears 😭)
Some of these are being packed with non-offenders (not sure how, exactly, but the why is that crybaby bullies are trying to mess with people because feeling deprived of their attention supply, very sad, much tears 😭)
November 17, 2024 at 3:55 PM
Watch out for some of the “block this list to block trolls and other jackoffs”
Some of these are being packed with non-offenders (not sure how, exactly, but the why is that crybaby bullies are trying to mess with people because feeling deprived of their attention supply, very sad, much tears 😭)
Some of these are being packed with non-offenders (not sure how, exactly, but the why is that crybaby bullies are trying to mess with people because feeling deprived of their attention supply, very sad, much tears 😭)