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Zachary the Fortuneteller 💜🧡
@oraclezachary.bsky.social
@zeonicnephilim.bsky.social's beloved. He/Him. I don't do public readings, so don't ask.
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So I finally have my own account now because I wanted to have my own little corner of the internet... hello MinoSky!!
She keeps mentioning Amuro & Char… what could this mean?
the swan girl has left our dreams and is now actively hanging around our place
October 28, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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i, maraich justinof, hereby agree to the terms of this promise. if i ever post uwuspeak, i will lose my minosky privileges for 24 hours.
Okay, so I had a talk with Maraich. He promised that if he ever posted anything in UwU-speak, he would lose MinoSky rights effective immediately for the next 24 hours.
October 25, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Not just his former boyfriend. Maraich also does this to me, but the difference is I don’t call Robbie’s murderer in a huff.
i was doing the uwuspeak with my former boyfriend before i even got timewarped. pissed him off every time. also laughed my ass off every time when he’d get on the phone with your former employer in a huff and demand where i learned to do that
October 25, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Okay, so I had a talk with Maraich. He promised that if he ever posted anything in UwU-speak, he would lose MinoSky rights effective immediately for the next 24 hours.
October 25, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Bad Maraich. No Tonight Dough.
I've been cwaving and buwning to be hewd by a man~... =//UwU//=
October 24, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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we drew ourselves as animals. guess who drew what
October 24, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Maraich & Jamie are probably out like a light, so I guess I'm saying goodnight.
October 24, 2025 at 5:01 AM
These fatasses
October 24, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Okay, they aren't back. I may have to pick them up.
October 24, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Mall closes at 9 so I should expect Maraich & Jamie to be back pretty soon. Maraich in particular always gets scared of the "mall is closing in 5 minutes" announcements.
October 24, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Okay, now I'm kinda scared that the bends in time & space could affect Maraich and effectively bring him back to his pre-timewarp personality. Which, I should explain, would be BAD for so many people, especially me because I might have had an... encounter with Maraich's former boyfriend.
October 24, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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yeah zachary told me he saw another universe where i was a buddhist monk for some reason??? and that i was accompanied by some other guys on a sort of journey to the west...
October 24, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Our new roommate, everyone.
hey... so i just woke up and now im several hundred years in the future??? thank god @zeonicnephilim.bsky.social and @oraclezachary.bsky.social were around, i know maraich so i felt super safe. im staying with them now, and they showed me this minosky site... hi!
October 24, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Why did the swan girl show up again in my dreams last night and say some cryptic shit like "As time and space bend and warp, you shall find salvation in the child of the rose." like she's fucking StarClan?
October 24, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Maraich reminds me of a very spoiled but still silly cat who also sometimes gets freaked out over nothing. And I'm the one spoiling him because he deserves everything nice in the world
October 21, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Maraich just had a panic attack where he was convinced (but at the same time also not convinced) that he needed to go to emergency RIGHT NOW or it would actually be it for him, but then he pulled himself out of it by listening to fucking lullaby for a princess. Whatever makes you happy ig
October 19, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I'm banned from Philly did you know that
October 15, 2025 at 2:10 PM
If anyone wants any updates on Maraich: he's fine. He just had a teeny bit of a panic attack. And before you ask: yes, I may have bought him a little treat to help him calm down.
October 15, 2025 at 1:37 AM
The way to Maraich's heart truly is to send him pictures of particularly adorable kittens and say it's him.
October 13, 2025 at 7:20 PM
liveleak dot com 20 purus beat up 1 glemy
October 13, 2025 at 6:06 PM
So I finally have my own account now because I wanted to have my own little corner of the internet... hello MinoSky!!
October 13, 2025 at 4:57 AM