The Snarklepuss 🐸
@opus17.bsky.social
Living in War-Torn Portland.
I think I’m funnier than I am.
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I think I’m funnier than I am.
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Team Bruise
Irony Died on the Down Escalator
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Kenny Ball and his Jazzmen "Midnight In Moscow" 1962
YouTube video by manuel fernandez
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Let's put together a DJ playlist for the convict's team once that new ballroom goes up. #MAGAPlaylist
Steve Witkoff
youtu.be/GGo_NTk5dGw?...
Steve Witkoff
youtu.be/GGo_NTk5dGw?...
Takeaway: Backstreet’s back. All night.
February 9, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Takeaway: Backstreet’s back. All night.
At this point, even fortune cookie writers are phoning it in
February 7, 2026 at 9:28 PM
At this point, even fortune cookie writers are phoning it in
In restaurants, I’m hesitant to order anything billed as a creative take on bagels, cream cheese & low because bagels, cream cheese & lox is perfect just as it is.
February 3, 2026 at 6:08 PM
In restaurants, I’m hesitant to order anything billed as a creative take on bagels, cream cheese & low because bagels, cream cheese & lox is perfect just as it is.
Where will you be next weekend when the Melonball movie is in theaters? (I assume not a theater).
I will be drying figs.
Anyone know where I can get figs?
I will be drying figs.
Anyone know where I can get figs?
January 24, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Where will you be next weekend when the Melonball movie is in theaters? (I assume not a theater).
I will be drying figs.
Anyone know where I can get figs?
I will be drying figs.
Anyone know where I can get figs?
The analysis is that we should treat Trump not has a politician but as a reality TV star means…
January 6 was his “Season 1 Reunion Special”.
January 6 was his “Season 1 Reunion Special”.
January 22, 2026 at 6:59 PM
The analysis is that we should treat Trump not has a politician but as a reality TV star means…
January 6 was his “Season 1 Reunion Special”.
January 6 was his “Season 1 Reunion Special”.
Trump signs executive order renaming German Measles to
"The Measles of America"
"The Measles of America"
January 20, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Trump signs executive order renaming German Measles to
"The Measles of America"
"The Measles of America"
Seems like the EU should suggest to FIFA that maybe having the World Cup in the USA in 2026 would be like having the Olympics in the Soviet Union in 1980
January 20, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Seems like the EU should suggest to FIFA that maybe having the World Cup in the USA in 2026 would be like having the Olympics in the Soviet Union in 1980
Seems like Trump has a persistent issue overestimating size
He see a map using the Mercator projection and he thinks Greenland is huge.
That’s Greenland. He also has the same issue with Groinland.
He see a map using the Mercator projection and he thinks Greenland is huge.
That’s Greenland. He also has the same issue with Groinland.
January 20, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Seems like Trump has a persistent issue overestimating size
He see a map using the Mercator projection and he thinks Greenland is huge.
That’s Greenland. He also has the same issue with Groinland.
He see a map using the Mercator projection and he thinks Greenland is huge.
That’s Greenland. He also has the same issue with Groinland.
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Let's put together a DJ playlist for the convict's team once that new ballroom goes up. #MAGAPlaylist
Steve Witkoff
youtu.be/GGo_NTk5dGw?...
Steve Witkoff
youtu.be/GGo_NTk5dGw?...
Kenny Ball and his Jazzmen "Midnight In Moscow" 1962
YouTube video by manuel fernandez
youtu.be
January 16, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Let's put together a DJ playlist for the convict's team once that new ballroom goes up. #MAGAPlaylist
Steve Witkoff
youtu.be/GGo_NTk5dGw?...
Steve Witkoff
youtu.be/GGo_NTk5dGw?...
Let's put together a DJ playlist for the convict's team once that new ballroom goes up. #MAGAPlaylist
Steve Witkoff
youtu.be/GGo_NTk5dGw?...
Steve Witkoff
youtu.be/GGo_NTk5dGw?...
Kenny Ball and his Jazzmen "Midnight In Moscow" 1962
YouTube video by manuel fernandez
youtu.be
January 16, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Let's put together a DJ playlist for the convict's team once that new ballroom goes up. #MAGAPlaylist
Steve Witkoff
youtu.be/GGo_NTk5dGw?...
Steve Witkoff
youtu.be/GGo_NTk5dGw?...
Prediction: if the fat man is still alive in 2027, the GOP will depose him after a series of foreign policy, economic and (most importantly) electoral disasters. But President Eyeliner will declare current administration opponents as "Premature Anti-Trump", and will continue political war on us.
January 15, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Prediction: if the fat man is still alive in 2027, the GOP will depose him after a series of foreign policy, economic and (most importantly) electoral disasters. But President Eyeliner will declare current administration opponents as "Premature Anti-Trump", and will continue political war on us.
Netflix can make a sequel series to Stranger Things where the kids are now 40 and on their 3rd marriages. They can do it next year without recasting.
January 1, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Netflix can make a sequel series to Stranger Things where the kids are now 40 and on their 3rd marriages. They can do it next year without recasting.
Excitement is building because clocks are functioning as clocks do!
December 31, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Excitement is building because clocks are functioning as clocks do!
My first 2026 psychic prediction is that Ice Barbie will adopt a new dog, whom she will name “Toast”.
My second 2026 psychic prediction is that Toast will very closely resemble the dog in the Target department store ads.
My second 2026 psychic prediction is that Toast will very closely resemble the dog in the Target department store ads.
December 31, 2025 at 5:42 PM
My first 2026 psychic prediction is that Ice Barbie will adopt a new dog, whom she will name “Toast”.
My second 2026 psychic prediction is that Toast will very closely resemble the dog in the Target department store ads.
My second 2026 psychic prediction is that Toast will very closely resemble the dog in the Target department store ads.
My Spotify Age is “listens to vinyl records”
December 4, 2025 at 2:27 AM
My Spotify Age is “listens to vinyl records”
Health care costs are soaring, but all I care about is the day the Epstein White House Ballroom is completed is the day we finally we can be proud to have a worthy venue for oligarchs and billionaires — our betters.
December 1, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Health care costs are soaring, but all I care about is the day the Epstein White House Ballroom is completed is the day we finally we can be proud to have a worthy venue for oligarchs and billionaires — our betters.
News for shoppers, Trump admin is accusing Black Friday of being DEI. Executive order will be to rename the day Gulf of America Friday. Have a very, very white Christmas.
November 20, 2025 at 4:32 PM
News for shoppers, Trump admin is accusing Black Friday of being DEI. Executive order will be to rename the day Gulf of America Friday. Have a very, very white Christmas.
Today’s vocabulary verb: Regris (ree-greye); v. The act of replacing a consumed bottle of Pinot Gris in the fridge with a new bottle of Pinot Gris.
I regris, You regris, He/she/it regris
We regis, You regris, they regris
I regris, You regris, He/she/it regris
We regis, You regris, they regris
November 17, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Today’s vocabulary verb: Regris (ree-greye); v. The act of replacing a consumed bottle of Pinot Gris in the fridge with a new bottle of Pinot Gris.
I regris, You regris, He/she/it regris
We regis, You regris, they regris
I regris, You regris, He/she/it regris
We regis, You regris, they regris
After WWII, no German named their boy Adolph.
In 2025, no American names their boy Donald.
www.babycenter.com/baby-names/m...
In 2025, no American names their boy Donald.
www.babycenter.com/baby-names/m...
The most popular baby names of 2025
Drumroll, please… These are the top 100 baby names of 2025.
www.babycenter.com
November 15, 2025 at 6:29 PM
After WWII, no German named their boy Adolph.
In 2025, no American names their boy Donald.
www.babycenter.com/baby-names/m...
In 2025, no American names their boy Donald.
www.babycenter.com/baby-names/m...
Pretty sure I'll wind up in Hell for this.
November 4, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Pretty sure I'll wind up in Hell for this.
Old enough to remember running around the house changing clocks before the time change. As the song goes, digital killed the analog clock.
November 2, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Old enough to remember running around the house changing clocks before the time change. As the song goes, digital killed the analog clock.
It's Halloween and I'm not wearing a costume because I'm over 10 years old and not currently in the act of protesting outside the ICE office.
October 31, 2025 at 5:37 PM
It's Halloween and I'm not wearing a costume because I'm over 10 years old and not currently in the act of protesting outside the ICE office.
Quick question: What is the IQ of someone who thinks a cognitive test for dementia is an IQ test?
October 27, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Quick question: What is the IQ of someone who thinks a cognitive test for dementia is an IQ test?
Pretty comprehensive look at every reason but the obvious one: they really are racists and Nazis.
www.politico.com/news/magazin...
www.politico.com/news/magazin...
Why the Young Republicans Felt Comfortable Saying Such Vile Stuff
Life on the internet is eroding the boundaries of decency.
www.politico.com
October 19, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Pretty comprehensive look at every reason but the obvious one: they really are racists and Nazis.
www.politico.com/news/magazin...
www.politico.com/news/magazin...