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optidox.bsky.social
May
@optidox.bsky.social
high functioning stress ball
she/her
"Would breast cancer be gender affirming?" -my boyfriend

i laughed so hard i fell over
May 7, 2023 at 12:01 AM
Seasoned buttered peas: meal or tragedy? I am in a disagreement about this rn
May 5, 2023 at 6:02 PM
sometimes my roommate starts sneezing from across the apartment while i'm putting pepper on food and i like to imagine it's because of me
May 5, 2023 at 5:49 PM
i used to play MTG in tournaments and now i mostly play at a kitchen table. have i regressed?
May 5, 2023 at 5:45 PM
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May 5, 2023 at 1:51 PM
smooth >>>
May 5, 2023 at 5:42 PM
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reskeet if you are pondering this orb
May 4, 2023 at 10:39 PM
watched Mr. Nobody the other day, neat movie. it's like Cloud Atlas meets Bojack Horseman but without any yellowface. Definitely ambitious on the level of Cloud Atlas and similarly sweet at times. Anything more would be spoilers!
May 4, 2023 at 6:04 PM
PSG really letting G2 make khazix look playable in that last fight hmmmmm
May 4, 2023 at 3:46 PM
me
May 4, 2023 at 3:00 PM
no seriously how am i somewhere on the internet with 60,000 other people and seeing no esports folks this has never happened before
May 4, 2023 at 2:58 PM
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it would be really, really funny if the devs did a server wipe before full release like a real mmo
May 1, 2023 at 11:17 PM
federation is to bluesky what server meshing is to star citizen
May 4, 2023 at 2:14 PM
soooo anyone else watching MSI? GG's teamfighting is world class and i'm so fucking here for it
May 4, 2023 at 2:04 PM
somebody said something about a portal to hell?
May 4, 2023 at 2:01 PM
it's one of life's great mysteries isn't it? why are we here? I mean, are we the product of some cosmic coincidence, or is there really a god watching everything? you know, with a plan for us and stuff. i don't know, man, but it keeps me up at night
May 4, 2023 at 1:59 PM