saw that two of my least favorite clients i have ever encountered will likely be on the unit at the same time tomorrow and there’s a high probability of getting into it with one or both of them where i’ll get swung on over some pithy bullshit like cigarettes

hey bestie, get in, we’re going to the

today, in big misses with targeted advertising: what kind of florida state alum would i be if i needed something like this now or ever?

up to an hour feels kinda weak tbh, do better

smashing that love button every time i see a naomi klein shock doctrine reference cross the timeline (two smashes if you bring adam curtis, who was right about *everything* into it)

bro i just spent seven minutes explaining that 9:30p is earlier than 11p, same lady called back FOUR MORE TIMES trying to get that explanation from other people and hey, what do you know

9:30p is still earlier

surprise!

sprawled out before going to crazy jail™️ thinking about yesterday, i learned that the unit staff ask “what would september do” to resolve problems and, what do you know, legit follow the steps i usually take in fixing whatever shows up in my mamí chores

gotta take the good where you can get it

ipsy icon box arrived today! added two blind buys and am p pleased, this 5sens line is definitely worth looking into if you like juicy, bold florals

(rosie’s quickly jumped to the top of my sheer scent list and the tokyomilk will be a fire layering option with kayali pistachio or commodity gold)

undercard for tyson/paul match currently has this style icon in the ring with this fluffy pink chun-li boxing skirt! super hoping that’s a kuromi on his glove for maximum intimidation

heyyyy bestie it’s time to partyyyy like there’s a catchpole around our necks and an angry cop saying that’s enough hissing out of you, get ratioed about it