facts dumbass
opiniongenius.bsky.social
facts dumbass
@opiniongenius.bsky.social
claviculì, claviculà
February 14, 2026 at 8:40 AM
trading up from a red paperclip to an n word pass
February 12, 2026 at 8:28 AM
gonna take credit for shooting pewdiepie on that bridge in pubg and go on a podcast tour like a navy seal does with bin laden
January 28, 2026 at 5:17 AM
eating steak tartar off a naked mermaid at my dinner with a cabal of very influential yet perverse atlantean businessmen
January 28, 2026 at 5:16 AM
joining an organized crime ring to have people to jay walk with
January 26, 2026 at 7:39 PM
judge holden is a bit of a mary sue......
guy just happens to be the best shot, best horseman, best dancer, and speaks multiple languages? oook
appears out of nowhere and just happens to know how to make gunpowder? LOL sure
and what was he doing with that 12 year old? that's sus grooming behaviour 🤨
January 26, 2026 at 7:22 PM
the guy who figured out how to spell "blood" with their fingers should get a raise
January 25, 2026 at 5:08 AM
i don't "get" irrational fears
January 23, 2026 at 7:11 AM
i think trump will be devastated once he hears that some of the things he's been doing are illegal
December 19, 2025 at 7:11 PM
i love leveraging strategic brand partnerships
September 16, 2025 at 11:42 PM
heroin is the opiate of the masses
June 28, 2025 at 2:17 AM
eating slices of raw steak off a naked mermaid at my atlantean business dinner
June 12, 2025 at 5:46 AM
was not expecting G 38 on my 2025 bingo card!
March 19, 2025 at 12:46 AM
i just have a bunch of numbers on my 2025 bingo card. can't win fucking shit this year
January 21, 2025 at 8:27 PM
The Mangione Effect is a phenomenon where people share false memories of a person, place, or event. It is named after famous flugelhorn player Chuck Mangione who was believed to have died in prison in South Africa following his assassination of United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson.
January 19, 2025 at 1:22 AM
using my time machine to go back in time to give the primitive technology guy a stone wheel
January 11, 2025 at 9:25 PM
presenting my opponent with a massive ornate wooden box containing my pair of dueling Cheytac M200 Interventions
January 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM