claviculì, claviculà

trading up from a red paperclip to an n word pass

gonna take credit for shooting pewdiepie on that bridge in pubg and go on a podcast tour like a navy seal does with bin laden

eating steak tartar off a naked mermaid at my dinner with a cabal of very influential yet perverse atlantean businessmen

joining an organized crime ring to have people to jay walk with

judge holden is a bit of a mary sue......
guy just happens to be the best shot, best horseman, best dancer, and speaks multiple languages? oook
appears out of nowhere and just happens to know how to make gunpowder? LOL sure
and what was he doing with that 12 year old? that's sus grooming behaviour 🤨

the guy who figured out how to spell "blood" with their fingers should get a raise

i don't "get" irrational fears

i think trump will be devastated once he hears that some of the things he's been doing are illegal

i love leveraging strategic brand partnerships

heroin is the opiate of the masses

eating slices of raw steak off a naked mermaid at my atlantean business dinner

was not expecting G 38 on my 2025 bingo card!

i just have a bunch of numbers on my 2025 bingo card. can't win fucking shit this year

The Mangione Effect is a phenomenon where people share false memories of a person, place, or event. It is named after famous flugelhorn player Chuck Mangione who was believed to have died in prison in South Africa following his assassination of United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson.

using my time machine to go back in time to give the primitive technology guy a stone wheel

presenting my opponent with a massive ornate wooden box containing my pair of dueling Cheytac M200 Interventions