Missing the beach (hermit crabs) a lot today 😔

Southern math is making chili for dinner, so you can have cornbread for breakfast…

Does Trump know where he right now?

“Hey girly can you snap a pic of me real quick?”

The most profound affirmations are always scribbled inside the safety and comfort of the ladies room🖤

How come it’s always “Netflix and Chill” and never A Marxist Analysis of Shrek and Pounding Pissers😔